CrimeThinker

5608 pts ยท January 23, 2016


#12 Did it though? I mean I know it will, eventually, but aren't there still plenty of places it's still not legal for some stupid non-reason?

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even worse, we all know Do(natello) is purple, Re(phael) is red, Mi(chaelangelo) is orange, which I guess leaves Leonardo Fa Vinci as blue.

3 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#28 It adds up too because red green colorblindness is more common in men (x linked) and if their mom was red-green colorblind (dressing baby Mario and baby Luigi in what she thought were matching outfits) they both definitely would be.

18 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I'm including just pursuing education, or playing music, or being a philosopher, or an artist, as kinds of "work" even if those pursuits mostly didn't pay.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Everyone should be this guy's level of rich, to just have their needs taken care of so they can pursue whatever they want in life. I believe most people would still choose to work in order to have more money for extra luxury, and also just to have something to do. I wouldn't though, I love doing nothing and having nothing.

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Some of the body control is probably a little difficult in miming than you think, but even with some of the best ones I do still occasionally feel like the story is a bit dull.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#18 I have to assume advice for oral.

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There are four legs, not just one.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was going to point out he also interrupts a couple times, showing a clear impatience, but still one that's 100% justified as even the questioner submits to his reasoning and his answers.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I also would like to get drilled then spanked.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe if you're lucky that was actually Elon himself on one of his fake accounts he uses to agree with himself.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvoted, but, the fact that so many can't afford them I would argue is not at all a good thing. People were having kids before money was invented, the fact that money is now more important than life is a huge problem in our modern systems.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Mouthguard. It's for protecting the teeth so that they don't get slapped out (and other tooth-related injuries).

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 Reminded me of that old tumblr post about someone being bad at flirting and winking both eyes at the same time.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But most importantly they don't have a central nervous system so they are immune to suffering. Basically they have achieved nirvana.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's just a knife, he's helping the child cut the food. Dad has no fork, dad eats off his plate like a dog. It's a thing mom and dad are into and also they couldn't afford more silverware after paying the generative AI subscription to make this image.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My gluckgluck makes milk if that's what you mean.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also nobody from Chicago cares about Chicago-style deep dish anyway, they know it's not good, and so it's not the kind of pizza they regularly eat anyway. Shout outs to you for mentioning Rhode Island, the true worst pizza. Cold sauce on cold bread shouldn't even be called pizza that's just a true struggle meal.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Yall put cheese on your pizza?" -Rhode Island
(google Rhode Island Pizza)

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People talk a lot of shit about various bad pizza styles, like Altoona I'm already seeing in these replies, but not too long ago I had a friend from Rhode Island and Rhode Island Pizza shouldn't even be called pizza.

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#33 I require the full playthrough please.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is like one of those episodes of Futurama where Fry shows what a Holophonor can really do. (I think he was great at it both when he had worms and also when he had the robot devil's hands?)

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I scrolled also hoping to find someone to remind me what it means to Christians. Google says it stands for Worship And Prayer.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where do you get one of those giant vibrators like he uses on the wood to make the cement settle?

Asking for a friend.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I suspect yours wasn't as big and pretty as Nigel.

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Honestly it makes more sense than typical American censorship of anything sexual (totally natural stuff that would only offend Christian prudes) and nebulous "bad language" while casually glorifying horrific violence.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Angle definitely playing a role but it could be a bit of both. A lot of times non-regulation products aren't made to exact regulation standards.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Historically sure, and "swastika" is a Hindi word, but we all know that words and symbols can change meanings within living languages and cultures, right?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 Is that an alien face on the top left corner of that map?

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