43110 pts · May 21, 2020
Crafty, cyborg, disabled, cat mom. That about sums it up. Oh yeah, and feel free to check me on Etsy as the Crafty Cyborg. https://www.etsy.com/shop/CraftyCyborg?ref=seller-platform-mcnav
We’re the leftover road that doesn’t fit in any routes. So we alternate between at least 6 people that I actively recognize. Plus, this wasn’t delivered by USPS. It’s Amazon. We get a ton of different drivers for them, too.
Honestly, with it being Amazon, odds are very good the next delivery won’t be the same driver. I rarely see the same one twice. Heck, I rarely see the same USPS guy two days in a row. Otherwise, I’d love to leave them something nice. (I give drinks to the garbage guys all the time. They’re one of the few things I see repeat drivers for.)
I was glad for that but now that I’m even more of a sad cripple, my risk of being raped has gone way up. (The more disabled a woman is, the higher the risk as we’re easier victims.)
Congrats!! That’s a hell of an achievement and you should be very proud of yourself. Pro-tip from a non-drinker: if you’re ever at an event where you suspect someone might pressure you to drink, stick a good rootbeer in a glass bottle in a can/bottle cozy. Instant disguise. Rootbeer, along with other quality soft drinks in glass bottles, is also great if you just want the ritual of a cold bottle to drink from.
I interned up north in college (New England area). My landlady couldn’t figure out why I was so scared of the Canada geese. Turns out the
There’s a street near me that averages a speed hump every 80ft. I’m not sure who they think is driving it, but fucking hell it’s annoying!
in my mind, they’re already made out of black holes. ;)
I’m dying laughing, tyvm! I have swallowing issues and had to give bagels almost a decade ago. I can eat them but it’s a 30-69 min thing. So
which kills your saliva glands and rots your teeth. Like you, I’ve got a complex dental routine and it’s so worth it!
No prob! Seriously, if you ever have questions, my inbox is open. I had traditional braces for 9 years, no joke. & I have Sjögrens Syndrome,
to make bao quickly and easily, hence my guess on what a baked bao would be like. I could be very wrong, tho!
I make scrambled eggs with sausage and cheese and stuff biscuit dough and bake- delicious! But I know some people use canned biscuit dough
I’m the same way. Steamed dough isn’t my cup of tea. I image baked ones wouldn’t be too crazy different from a stuffed biscuit dough thingy.
Also, for fruit, always peel and slice it thin. Much safer for apples/pears. and buy a waterpik asap. Easiest way to clean braces by far!
The truck is to get them sliced with a bread slicer, so you’ve got thin rounds, then lightly toast. Far less likely to break a bracket.
The density of bagels can knock a bracket loose. You need to be a careful how you eat then. Source: 9 years in braces
Also #45
#34 I did not come here to get attacked like that..
I’m glad my cats aren’t the only ones who bite cell cameras, lol.
Friendly reminder that crochet can’t be done by a machine. So if you see crocheted clothes for less than $800 or so, a slave made it.
Sounds like it worked out well, then. I am sorry for the kiddos sake- I’m glad they still see each other a bit. That stuffs hard on kids.
But they’re both champion snugglers! With me and with each other (they’re littermates). Tes will actually hug me and gaze adoringly at me.
the weirdest thing as her brother is only 13.5 lbs but he *feels* much heavier than Tes. I can’t figure out what causes that illusion.
Tes is actually rather petite at 10lbs, but she’s long and fluffy, so she looks bigger than she is. She weighs nothing, tho, I swear. It’s
Sucks to be her, lol. Did you get to keep the kids, too? It looks like you’ve got at least shared custody. (Feel free to tell me to ef off.)
They’re so cute! My Tesla is also a parrot-cat. Shoulder kitties are the best. Tho, weirdly, at the age of 9, my Nik has started doing it.
And I’m off to go ogle your kitties!
Don’t I know it! They’re crazy but beyond adorable. They prefer to sleep crammed into the same tiny bed together (they’re littermates).
Pretty rare, actually. There’s a lot of science that says it’s due to how quickly we settled the area (clear cutting, etc).
Not if the vehicle swerves directly in front of you. The Tesla basically appeared out of nowhere & the 2nd car still stopped very quickly.
We’re the leftover road that doesn’t fit in any routes. So we alternate between at least 6 people that I actively recognize.
Plus, this wasn’t delivered by USPS. It’s Amazon. We get a ton of different drivers for them, too.
Honestly, with it being Amazon, odds are very good the next delivery won’t be the same driver. I rarely see the same one twice. Heck, I rarely see the same USPS guy two days in a row. Otherwise, I’d love to leave them something nice. (I give drinks to the garbage guys all the time. They’re one of the few things I see repeat drivers for.)
I was glad for that but now that I’m even more of a sad cripple, my risk of being raped has gone way up. (The more disabled a woman is, the higher the risk as we’re easier victims.)
Congrats!! That’s a hell of an achievement and you should be very proud of yourself.
Pro-tip from a non-drinker: if you’re ever at an event where you suspect someone might pressure you to drink, stick a good rootbeer in a glass bottle in a can/bottle cozy. Instant disguise.
Rootbeer, along with other quality soft drinks in glass bottles, is also great if you just want the ritual of a cold bottle to drink from.
I interned up north in college (New England area). My landlady couldn’t figure out why I was so scared of the Canada geese. Turns out the
There’s a street near me that averages a speed hump every 80ft. I’m not sure who they think is driving it, but fucking hell it’s annoying!
in my mind, they’re already made out of black holes. ;)
I’m dying laughing, tyvm! I have swallowing issues and had to give bagels almost a decade ago. I can eat them but it’s a 30-69 min thing. So
which kills your saliva glands and rots your teeth. Like you, I’ve got a complex dental routine and it’s so worth it!
No prob! Seriously, if you ever have questions, my inbox is open. I had traditional braces for 9 years, no joke. & I have Sjögrens Syndrome,
to make bao quickly and easily, hence my guess on what a baked bao would be like. I could be very wrong, tho!
I make scrambled eggs with sausage and cheese and stuff biscuit dough and bake- delicious! But I know some people use canned biscuit dough
I’m the same way. Steamed dough isn’t my cup of tea. I image baked ones wouldn’t be too crazy different from a stuffed biscuit dough thingy.
Also, for fruit, always peel and slice it thin. Much safer for apples/pears. and buy a waterpik asap. Easiest way to clean braces by far!
The truck is to get them sliced with a bread slicer, so you’ve got thin rounds, then lightly toast. Far less likely to break a bracket.
The density of bagels can knock a bracket loose. You need to be a careful how you eat then. Source: 9 years in braces
Also #45
#34 I did not come here to get attacked like that..
I’m glad my cats aren’t the only ones who bite cell cameras, lol.
Friendly reminder that crochet can’t be done by a machine. So if you see crocheted clothes for less than $800 or so, a slave made it.
Sounds like it worked out well, then. I am sorry for the kiddos sake- I’m glad they still see each other a bit. That stuffs hard on kids.
But they’re both champion snugglers! With me and with each other (they’re littermates). Tes will actually hug me and gaze adoringly at me.
the weirdest thing as her brother is only 13.5 lbs but he *feels* much heavier than Tes. I can’t figure out what causes that illusion.
Tes is actually rather petite at 10lbs, but she’s long and fluffy, so she looks bigger than she is. She weighs nothing, tho, I swear. It’s
Sucks to be her, lol. Did you get to keep the kids, too? It looks like you’ve got at least shared custody. (Feel free to tell me to ef off.)
They’re so cute! My Tesla is also a parrot-cat. Shoulder kitties are the best. Tho, weirdly, at the age of 9, my Nik has started doing it.
And I’m off to go ogle your kitties!
Don’t I know it! They’re crazy but beyond adorable. They prefer to sleep crammed into the same tiny bed together (they’re littermates).
Pretty rare, actually. There’s a lot of science that says it’s due to how quickly we settled the area (clear cutting, etc).
Not if the vehicle swerves directly in front of you. The Tesla basically appeared out of nowhere & the 2nd car still stopped very quickly.