CraftyCyborg

43110 pts · May 21, 2020


Crafty, cyborg, disabled, cat mom. That about sums it up. Oh yeah, and feel free to check me on Etsy as the Crafty Cyborg. https://www.etsy.com/shop/CraftyCyborg?ref=seller-platform-mcnav

We’re the leftover road that doesn’t fit in any routes. So we alternate between at least 6 people that I actively recognize.

Plus, this wasn’t delivered by USPS. It’s Amazon. We get a ton of different drivers for them, too.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly, with it being Amazon, odds are very good the next delivery won’t be the same driver. I rarely see the same one twice. Heck, I rarely see the same USPS guy two days in a row. Otherwise, I’d love to leave them something nice. (I give drinks to the garbage guys all the time. They’re one of the few things I see repeat drivers for.)

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was glad for that but now that I’m even more of a sad cripple, my risk of being raped has gone way up. (The more disabled a woman is, the higher the risk as we’re easier victims.)

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats!! That’s a hell of an achievement and you should be very proud of yourself.

Pro-tip from a non-drinker: if you’re ever at an event where you suspect someone might pressure you to drink, stick a good rootbeer in a glass bottle in a can/bottle cozy. Instant disguise.

Rootbeer, along with other quality soft drinks in glass bottles, is also great if you just want the ritual of a cold bottle to drink from.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I interned up north in college (New England area). My landlady couldn’t figure out why I was so scared of the Canada geese. Turns out the

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There’s a street near me that averages a speed hump every 80ft. I’m not sure who they think is driving it, but fucking hell it’s annoying!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

in my mind, they’re already made out of black holes. ;)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m dying laughing, tyvm! I have swallowing issues and had to give bagels almost a decade ago. I can eat them but it’s a 30-69 min thing. So

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

which kills your saliva glands and rots your teeth. Like you, I’ve got a complex dental routine and it’s so worth it!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No prob! Seriously, if you ever have questions, my inbox is open. I had traditional braces for 9 years, no joke. & I have Sjögrens Syndrome,

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to make bao quickly and easily, hence my guess on what a baked bao would be like. I could be very wrong, tho!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I make scrambled eggs with sausage and cheese and stuff biscuit dough and bake- delicious! But I know some people use canned biscuit dough

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m the same way. Steamed dough isn’t my cup of tea. I image baked ones wouldn’t be too crazy different from a stuffed biscuit dough thingy.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, for fruit, always peel and slice it thin. Much safer for apples/pears. and buy a waterpik asap. Easiest way to clean braces by far!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The truck is to get them sliced with a bread slicer, so you’ve got thin rounds, then lightly toast. Far less likely to break a bracket.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The density of bagels can knock a bracket loose. You need to be a careful how you eat then. Source: 9 years in braces

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also #45

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#34 I did not come here to get attacked like that..

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m glad my cats aren’t the only ones who bite cell cameras, lol.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Friendly reminder that crochet can’t be done by a machine. So if you see crocheted clothes for less than $800 or so, a slave made it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like it worked out well, then. I am sorry for the kiddos sake- I’m glad they still see each other a bit. That stuffs hard on kids.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But they’re both champion snugglers! With me and with each other (they’re littermates). Tes will actually hug me and gaze adoringly at me.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the weirdest thing as her brother is only 13.5 lbs but he *feels* much heavier than Tes. I can’t figure out what causes that illusion.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tes is actually rather petite at 10lbs, but she’s long and fluffy, so she looks bigger than she is. She weighs nothing, tho, I swear. It’s

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sucks to be her, lol. Did you get to keep the kids, too? It looks like you’ve got at least shared custody. (Feel free to tell me to ef off.)

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They’re so cute! My Tesla is also a parrot-cat. Shoulder kitties are the best. Tho, weirdly, at the age of 9, my Nik has started doing it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I’m off to go ogle your kitties!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don’t I know it! They’re crazy but beyond adorable. They prefer to sleep crammed into the same tiny bed together (they’re littermates).

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty rare, actually. There’s a lot of science that says it’s due to how quickly we settled the area (clear cutting, etc).

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not if the vehicle swerves directly in front of you. The Tesla basically appeared out of nowhere & the 2nd car still stopped very quickly.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2