CountFistula

7344 pts ยท June 22, 2012


I've had Pat's and it was nothing special.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen a horse go into one.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We just play 4/4 cause it's easiest

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My buddy put a dementia alarm on his kids' door to keep them from wandering at night and they decided just to piss all over the room.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I don't remember that line, so I guess I gotta reread it soon

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you, I didn't even know there was an Odessa in Texas.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What dystopian hell did that show exist in where everyone had to commit fraud to get money?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Meat by the feet

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's because no one hates Star Wars more than hardcore Star Wars fans.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. My whole class got busted for having the answers and we still cheated when under strict supervision when we took the next test.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can assure you, as someone who passed the test in high school with plenty of other dumbasses, it's not.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

His other series about Zoey Ashe is pretty good too.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

African Bullfrogs do. As far as I know, only they do.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

(2/2) My friend's kids try to approach me all the time when I'm using a chainsaw and I usually need to raise my voice to get them to move.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I get what your saying, sometimes kids just want to be defiant though and you gotta raise your voice, but not necessarily like that. (1/2)

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but he's a greedy dickhead who grew up with fuck you money and a natural talent for software engineering

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah I've never heard that either. His parents definitely helped his success, but him being a greedy dickhead helped too.

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

They'll need to send packages through the hell dimension to deliver them quicker.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I read The Deep by Nick Cutter and now all these posts are terrifying to me.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone I worked with used a knife to get the box open and punctured the inner bag once. Not fun times.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sick reference

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same. Had to listen to the music the grandma listened to at night just to feel comfortable and sleep.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She is despicable, but I think her circumstances were extreme enough to warrant it in some scenarios

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are more a mix of sci-fi and horror, but the Locked Tomb series by Tamsyn Muir is good.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Children of Time is excellent. Didn't see this on here, but I'm a huge fan of To Sleep In A Sea of Stars by Christopher Paolini.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is he a douchebag?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Question: is aspie an ok term to use to describe someone with Asperger's?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0