CosmicCardinal

1893 pts ยท March 8, 2015


I hope you dont grow to hate it like I do all my jobs haha

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 even worse is when they take only a couple bites then throw it out like some kind of soulless monster.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In an effort to save net neutrality I said swiper no swiping 3 times.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a good one haha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does gf mean good friend here cause you dropped a him there at the end.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weird. I have a porn folder that's only your sister too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a ploy to remove sanctions to get back to business as usual. Hopefully we don't budge.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't have to choose between friends when you don't have any.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I think I should become an alcoholic so when I finally decide I'm done they'll just think its cause of the booze

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I call them CSP for citizen speed police. They are people whose sole purpose is to do stuff like this.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Commenting to say I almost commented but changed my mind.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obviously looking for a check. Otherwise why not drown yourself In the tub at home if that's how you want to go out?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wtf why can't someone useless like me have this happen instead??

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I can't keep myself from pacing after 1 minute on the phone these guys sat still for that whole thing holy moly.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its probably like how zombies don't eat each other it's just not the same

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Tyler1 lookin ass

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Serious question. why would this be a big deal for any other admin? It's just a picture right? Is it required to take a picture?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Heard he's getting 3 whole tummy tickles and he has to eat ALL of his broccoli pretty brutal if you ask me.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

It's easy just say hello and if it's not the first time you've met say it's nice to see you again. Offer some fave beans and a nice chianti

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Add a fake fact to it like "the venom from fire ants in large doses has been proven to have the same effect as THC" that'll get it rolling.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or propose after 1 month like one of my former coworkers

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That has got to be the weirdest stage setup I've ever seen. It's at the top of a staircase for goodness sake

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like your cheese sculpture

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You want this ball? Go on... take it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One fights to control instead of take would sound better imo other than that real fuckin neato

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your friend is mediocre

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I hope he personally requests his characters name be Hector.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suck her dick in front of her dad

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Totally! But like where would you go if yours was like that? Mines not though Haha just like who even takes care of that right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1