Where is James Cameron? The bar is too low!

Apr 15, 2018 10:28 PM

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Edit- woot made it to the front page send boobs and butts or whatever you like which will make me smile
Let’s get serious guys. What’s next? obese children fighting on the White House lawn...

Was not in Peru!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Conclusion: Mike Pence is a time lord.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

((((((((Krassenstein))))))))

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not this administration? What? Its the opposite. Remember how it was a story that Trump eats two scoops of ice cream when his gest gets one?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

Fake News! It's the weekend so Trump was in Florida golfing on the taxpayer dime and planning his legal defenses. Like every weekend.

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Do you have the photo @OP

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not that I would doubt it, but you got some sauce?

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 5

Probably their only picture with trump actually in the room not ignoring everyone

8 years ago | Likes 474 Dislikes 26

"Get out the fancy picture, fellas!"

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 2

He still looks dumb as shit.

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 3

He looks so damn confused

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I love the reactions of all the competent people at the table...and then there's the POTUS

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

It really tells a story doesn't it? Mattis looks like he's about to execute one of his 'be prepared to kill anyone you meet' plans.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 7

Isn't Trump correct in both of those tweets though? It's just too bad that he doesn't take his own advice.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

That's the meme. /r/TrumpCriticizesTrump/

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

ive heard this before

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

The briefing was Thursday. Doesn't help you make get people in trouble for lying when you do it yourself

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 7

Probably off watching TV while the adults talked. It worries me more no one proof checks what these people post online

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 7

I'm not saying it's right but the last administration did some shady shit too.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 10

Examples?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The whole trade a traitor for Gitmo prisoners.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prisoner exchanges are common in war. Obama isn’t the first, nor will he be the last.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But the problem is Bergdhal left his post on his on free will. Therefore traitor.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s still an American. Moreover, he’s a human being whose life we saved.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whataboutism

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Pic/Tweet in question

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Bet this will get downvoted to hell.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 10

Why?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

[Citation needed]

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 6

for future use, mango

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Google Mike Pence Peru and look at these pics/tweets

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And wasn't he in the States on Thursday?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I mean would it really be a major controversy? Don’t get me wrong it’s a stupid thing to do but how serious is it really?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

It appears the President was briefed, along with Pence, on Thursday, ahead of the Friday strike. Photo was from Thursday.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And Pence left for Lima on Friday then?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correct. VP Pence left for Peru on Friday night.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile, the Krassensteins are sleezebags themselves. http://behindmlm.com/mlm/no-criminal-charges-pending-against-krassenstein-brothers/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not a fan of this administration. But couldn't it be that there are multiple briefings about such issues? Like before, during and after?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The picture was the Thursday briefing before the attack. It was not released until after the attack, because why telegraph when it's coming?

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Doooot

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sixth if there is any truth to the housekeeper story

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Christ, now that's funny.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I gotta take a moment to reflect on the brutality of this fresh meme.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess I can't throw any stones

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

No you just can't cast the FIRST stone

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

so we've just got to find someone who hasn't done it first

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We're agreeing to keep this at 666 upvotes i hope

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

new favorite meme

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

favourite *I'm Canadian

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sorry

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Ima steal that.

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Is he kissing Ivanka in Lust?

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...fuck, I hit 6 out of 7 sins in a session of Path of Exile. Hell, one of my characters has two of them as the entire point of their build.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Hey man Sloth is like Every single one of my builds in path of exile, if it isn't super easy and facerolls the game whats the point?!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm all about them skill dodge reliant high dps builds myself. Usually have about 4k life at level 90 and anything over a t10 map boss...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

...will 1 shot me. I broke 4mil dps with my character last league though, killed shaper and uber atziri with it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Wrath and Envy are skills, lol. I ran an aurabot back in... shit, I think it was Harbinger? It had purity trio and all the damage auras.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

While I find this hilarious I feel we are doing Jesus a disservice by throwing him in with that bunch. lol ok

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think the point is to illustrate that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah sorry went over my head thanks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No worries, I'm not the clearest sometimes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Pulls catapult cord*

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Inferior siege weapon.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Pulls out sling and searches for slingstones*

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*Begins assembling trebuchet*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*just picks up a big rock and gets ready to throw it*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like how white the Jesus is. Really pulls the joke together.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

That’s the first thing you noticed?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Borgias Jesus is white people's fav Jesus. He's from ancient israel for Christ sake. Probably never even seen a white man

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He was killed by romans?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an old myth but possibly true that all images of Jesus were modelled after Cesare borgia in their reign

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trump Administration still bending the truth?

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Its a gothic knot by now

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah. You didn't hear that cacophonous explosion a few months ago? Was the truth finally snapping in two.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah. In order to bend the truth they'd have to find it first, and they wouldn't know it if it slapped them upside the head with a salami.

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8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Just like every administration from the beginning. This administration just sucks at it more than most.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 20

But... they're lying for no good reason. There's literally nothing to gain from making shit up, but they do it anyways! it's insane!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

No no. Bafflingly excessive falsehoods ranging from petty to downright malicious. Constantly. There is *no* legit U.S. comparison here.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

THAT'S a scandal? Not the IRS harassing a political group or the destruction of thousands of government emails, but a picture?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 14

Everyone seems to be ignoring the IRS example...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was already blown up on the news. That was years ago.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Buttery males.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But but but Hillary!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Emails. Really. You still beating that dead horse?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Trump bragged about touching women years ago, and you won't stop beating that dead horse.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Its not the time lapse, its the lack of substance. Hilary was entirely exonerated for her emails which was a manufactured scandal anways

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Trump has bragged abut his loving to commit sexual assault and has been accused of a dozen counts of sexual assault. See the difference?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I am sad none have made a comment about my South Park reference :/

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 11

But but but I did. One of be best episodes.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Tu

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Was that the one where he fights Honey Boo-Boo?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

:D

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sigh. Pence left the day after the photo was taken. What a silly meme. There are so many more worthy issues to take with the administration.

8 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 18

Thanks. I never understood why people were freaking out about this. Hey, we could be on the verge of WWIII but WAIT, WHERE WAS PENCE?!?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 22

thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sigh. This isn't a meme. It's a screenshot of a tweet.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Asking as a Brit: why hasn't America got rid of him yet? Bill Clinton was axed for unrelated shit while trump blatantly lies to the people

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 18

You can't just fire a president mid term. He'd need to commit a crime.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Uh Clinton served out 2 terms? When did he get axed

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Clinton wasn't completely axed, just brought to trial.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Nixon resigned 2 years after Watergate. It's not a quick process. Big investigation.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Impeachment in US requires (a) a majority vote of the House of Representatives, and (b) a trial, and 2/3 majority vote of the Senate. (1)

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Clinton was charged with obstruction of justice and with perjury to a grand jury. The charges were -- in a 230-205 republican house -- (2)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

228–206 for perjury, and 221–212 for obstruction of justice. In a 55-45 senate, he was acquitted 50-50 (obstruction), and 55-45 (perjury).

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The tl;dr is that a Republican house will never impeach, and even if that switched, doubtful you'd get 67 senate votes. But we'll see.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clinton was never axed. He was accused, not removed from office.

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We could prove that Bill lied under oath, and he parachuted out before we could convict him of it. That's what the current investigation

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Except he was acquitted on 9 Feb 1999 and continued to serve as president for almost 2 years until Bush's inauguration on 20 Jan 2001.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

into Trump is trying to find. Evidence of wrongdoing so we can get him the hell out

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

What ended Clinton was that he lied under oath, Trump just casually permanently lying is totally A-OK obviously :D

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 7

It's not ok, but he hasn't been under oath yet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What ended Clinton was the end of his second term.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Whoa there buddy, don't go bringing facts in to this.

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Briefing took place Thursday.

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Brian krassenstein is an anti Trump bot. He responds negatively to everything Trump does.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

There's plenty to criticize about the Trump administration. All this reaching and overreacting to nonsense is causing people to tune it out.

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But she sent a tweet on Saturday saying “last night” which would’ve been Friday night correct?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

No, the tweet made two statements. One referring to the attack and one referring to the briefing. Morons apparently can't handle it.

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?1

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I would just read that as "last night he did this. Here's a pic from the briefing" which happened Thursday.

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I would read that..having no knowledge of when the briefing happened as the thing that happened "last night" but it is still a non event

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The photo is from Thursday, the tweet was on Friday. https://www.politico.com/story/2018/04/15/sanders-syria-strike-photo-tweet-524626

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get out of here with your truth and facts

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

She explicitly said yesterday, meaning Friday, Pence wasn't there Friday.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why don't those sorts of things matter to anyone anymore? There are plenty of things actually worth getting mad about. This isn't one.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, the tweet was on Saturday. That's the whole point. Your own posted source even says as much. Did you not read it before posting?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 6

The strike was on Friday. That's my mistake for saying the tweet was on Friday.

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I should have said the strike was Friday. That's my error on this comment, not an error in the tweet.

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Sanders was wearing that blouse on Wednesday. They can't even get their lie to cover the lie straight.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well, that's new information. It's there a pic of her on Wednesday?

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This is the damage constant lying does. Any previous admin,a good reason would have been assumed. Now,got to double check every little thing

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Always double check everything.

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Except getting your lawyer to burn everything

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whoa whoa, this is imgur, not "factland"

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I'm so confused by everything everywhere these days, I forget what I'm doing sometimes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the photo was thursday, the tweet was saturday, she simply meant last night he took action, but here is a meeting of us on thursday.

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Yep. Clumsy, but not a lie. It's a tweet that probably took 10 min to draft.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Even after they basically said "no the photo was from Thursday" people are like YOU LIIIIIED but they... never said it was on Friday.

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Except that is the blouse she wore on Wednesday.

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But the strike was Friday?

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As much as the internet tends to belittle government action, they do tend to hold briefings BEFORE a strike

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I should have said the strike was Friday, not the tweet.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So how is it ok that the photo is from Thursday? She clarified nothing

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The breifing was on Thur. The strike was on Fri. There isn't anything wrong with the timeline of the tweet.

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Oh! Wait! Our strike was Friday! I totally understand now

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are a lot of things to call this administration out on. This tweet isn't one of those things.

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You don't need to be competent at lying, if your supporters are going to accept anything you say regardless.

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Are you really from America?

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Is it just me, or does Huckabee's face always look like she promised the hubby anal tonight, but now she wants out of it?

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There are plenty of things to call the administration out on. This isn’t one of them. The photo is from Thursday’s briefing. No big deal.

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That's the scary thing. They seem to give zero fucks about the lying.

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To be fair, she's just bad at her job and didn't explain that the briefing photo was from Thursday. As WH spokesperson, she should be better

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Wouldn’t the briefing have taken place Thursday night if the missiles were launched Friday?

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That plus, your critics just let it fucking happen. Where is the fire in people these days? Complacency.

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Downvoted for unnecessary comma.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 20

Bet you checked this post for credibility before posting that

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I mean it's true, but you could honestly say the same thing for people who still want Hilary.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 64

the irony of your downvotes is staggering

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Lol

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No, the fact that Hillary could be lobotomized and run this country 1000000x better than the orange ass muppet, shows your ignorance.

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She could run it, into the ground. Or maybe is a videos fault when it doesn’t work out. Or she could just delete it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 17

"Look at how smart I am, i didn't vote for meanie weenie trumpy wumpy."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

BuT tHiS AdHoMiNeM

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

You mean she hasn't been already? Cause it sure would explain a few things.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Though I'm thinking a random number generator may do a better job than the annoying orange. Hell, magic 8 ball for president

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

The problem with that is, I don't know anyone who actually was excited about her being president. They sure didn't want Trump, but Hillary

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Was given the nomination by party leadership because they felt she had somehow earned it by tenure, rather than because she was liked.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Ahh so this is a popularity contest, got it!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that's how voting works my friend.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate Trump, but agree that he at least had some people (a small vocal minority) who genuinely wanted him in power for some reason.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

I don't think anyone still wants Hillary, they just don't want Trump and/or don't really believe he should have won.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

His supporters don't "accept anything he says" they despise everything Hillary has ever said.

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Plenty of people hate anything he says/does, just because it’s him. Even if it’s something they wanted. It goes both ways.

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You know, as they've been told to.

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Has any other president spent over a year whinging about the person they defeated?

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Has the defeated spent the year on a pity tour saying there is something wrong with women who didn’t vote for her

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Which is equally stupid lol keep digging that hole

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And also accept anything he says. It's baffling really.

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Blindly

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If you take a look in the mirror you may see that which you are against

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Was the lack of pixels an artistic choice in this gif?

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I'm not sure, this is how I almost always see it. There are better quality ones. I don't know why this one sticks

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I’m thinking it’s some kind of filter then that someone did just to mess with people, but I don’t know. Have a good one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

here is a better one

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OBAMA LIKES FANCY FRENCH MUSTARD!

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He probably went to Collage! WHAT A SNOB!

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And arugala. It's like lettuce, but shaped different & more bitter. How can you trust a man who likes slightly more bitter lettuce than you?

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

This that Grey Poupon, that Evian, that TED Talk, ay

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What an aristocrat! (Loved that one)

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Not to mention wearing beige suits!

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ENJOY YOUR FANCY BURGER MR. PRESIDENT

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That communist!

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For a few moments my brain insisted it said mustache in stead of mustard..

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T E R R O R I S T F I S T B U M P

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A VERY SPECIAL CONDIMENT

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TERRORIST FIST JAB!!

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THE GODDAMN TERRORIST FIST JAB! OMFG!!!

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Dammit, beat me to it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TERRORIST FIST GAB

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Somebody already mentioned this, but it’s ok because that was such a racist fuckin thing they said.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember watching some Fox & Friends with my grandparents were they spent an hour calling him fist pumping a gang sign

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The scandal!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

does nobody remember the DONALD DWUMPF TWO SCOOPS OF ICE CWEAM!!! Thing anymore?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

HIS BIIIIIRTH CERTIFICATE! His middle name is HUSSEIN for crying out loud! Terrorism Muslim communist facist! He's the worst! I'm the best!

8 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 1

You know it! He knows it! I know it! Crooked Hillary and her e-mails know it! Believe me, it's true!

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Worst Muslim I ever saw, constantly drinking beer and eating pork. His wife uncovered. Never observed the prayer times, etc.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

So did the guys who flew planes into the World Trade Center. #tinfoilhat

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

People are still upset to this day about his tan suit.

8 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

People are more upset with the coverage that it got than the actual suit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember the coverage on the color of tie he wore?

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Hell, I remember the aneurysm they had over him saluting with a coffee cup in his hand.

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#yeswetan

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He also put his shoes on Oval Office desk and certain people lost their damn minds. I feel like 2 years ago was somehow 1882.

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

That’s because it’s 1884, Clyde.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fox News and Republicans lost their minds. People had nothing to do with it.

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TIL republicans aren't people

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's true. They're actually a food group every couple hundred years.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. I was joking.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They haven't been acting like it, lately. At least, not the ones in office.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AMERICA!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congress renamed it Pepsi presents the Fancy Freedom Mustard, brought to you buy big tobacco,

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

In fairness if you compare American to English or French mustard, you guys don’t do too well.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 10

Stadium mustard, dude. The yellow stuff is just basic. We have more types. Also, nobody enjoys English cuisine.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Not true, we have a few decent things. Our preserves, beer and condiments are world renowned. I'll admit that boiled meat and potatoes 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

isn't exactly delicious, but tbh modern British food isn't what it once was. Our cuisine is incredibly diverse these days. And I'm not 1.5/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just talking about curries. So many different cultures live in the UK at this point that pretty much no one eats just "british" food. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Arugula!

8 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 0

TAN SUIT!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And he worn a tan suit once. What a disgrace!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

BUT THE EMAILS

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The emails showed that she was trying to WIN the ELECTION!!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

BUTTERY MALES

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

So much butter on this Benjamin Ghazi hombre

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

buttery males for mr ben ghazi, with a side of "cheese pizza," hold the freeze peach

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Wat

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America Again: Re-becoming The Greatness We Never Weren't

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This sentence pleases me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BUTTER

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

BUTTHURT EMUS

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe its just a game now. Like how insane of a blatant lie they can tell before their base calls them out on it?

8 years ago | Likes 830 Dislikes 20

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Cmon if Trump says he shot 34 on a par 34 golf course with 5 hole in ones who am I to argue?

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

An evangelical npr interviewed said something like that, "Trump says he found Jesus. Who am I to argue?"

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Anyone still backing him will never turn against him. I mean shit, after the whole due process later bit on gun control...you'd think.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

It’s almost like he doesn’t know what he is saying before it comes out

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

...or after it comes out

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The game started with him lying about the weather at his inauguration. How do you go down from that

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"We just bombed Syria right meow." "Um...did you just say meow?" "What? No. This is White House Press Meowting. Meow watch this footage..."

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm not gonna lie. If they came out and said this, I would actually respect them, because I'd totally do the same thing in their shoes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

At this point, I think the more lies he tells the more people dig in to support him. Worse thing he could do now would be to apologize

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The limit does not exist

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

As far as Congress goes, the GOP that has been blindly ignoring his shit is starting to significantly drop. Public supporters? Dunno.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Problem is Trump already told the least convincing lie of his life: he claims he still has hair.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FYI Trump is blasted so frequently that it’s all noise now. The only people listening to this are people who already don’t like him.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Gee, I wonder what caused that?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you've heard all the noise, why would you possibly still like him?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Because it's tiring hearing about the latest controversy that leads to nowhere, so I just accept that he's an asshat and hope we all survive

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately for you, and the other Trump-trolls, citizens are now paying attention to every word from the Apprentice in Chief.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That’s what I’m saying. If want trump because that’s how you get trump

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not a game, a solid strategy of wearing out the willingness to critizise

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a lifelong Republican I thought that's what was going on during the election. Me: Come on, guys, he just fucking said- oh goddamit." I

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

could not vote for this piece of shit. I just fucking couldn't.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

I am proud of you, fellow American, for voting with your brain. He is a piece of shit. What do we do now, Mr. thinking Republican?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Pray or hope this turns out to be a fucking prank. That he goes up for a state of the nation speech, tears off his mask, and it's Nic Cage.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

:( if only, if only

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm not hopeful about impeachment, but the 12 diet cokes, 2 big Macs, 2 fillet o fish, and a shake diet gives me hope for a heart attack

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nick Cage is playing us all for fools, but we know the truth

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Media does it left wing preemptively. Talk as much shit as we can about trump, because eventually, SOMETHING will stick... if not oh well...

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 78

Sentences are difficult sometimes, huh?

8 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 5

In 140 characters, yeah. More than I’d like to admit...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

No need to admit anything. We can tell you're having trouble.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

90% of media is leftist. You will never turn them on, and not hear them attack trump. What about when it’s unbased or wrong?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

No one noticed. Has same impact, except it wasn’t true. Now ppl are more mad. Eventually there’ll be a story that sticks. Then theyll get’um

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

(2)that’s my perspective of the media anyhow. As a millennial right wing conservative.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

‘Murican

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Like putting a golden retriever infront of a mike and calling it Trump. Will anyone say anything or what?

8 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 3

We're do drugged out and dumbed down and complacent I doubt it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only we had a golden for prez instead.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Shower?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha, no. That's who i'd like to get away from.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, he does like it when you pee on the bed, so a poorly trained dog

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Ladies and gentleman, here to deliver the State of the Union, the President of the United States!" "Woof"

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

“I speak dog. ‘Woof’ means kill the Mexicans”

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

mic*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Michael

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's no rule that says a dog can't play on Twitter.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

That's true, they still haven't deactivated your mom's account

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Golden Retrievers are too friendly to be Trump

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Also too smart ;)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How is them releasing an old picture lying though? They just decided “Ya know what, I’m gonna release this pic.” Or something

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 13

Because they're claiming it's something it's not, which is a lie?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And that is the blind justification that elected Trump. If they came out and said, this is an older picture of Trump in office, no one cares

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but they didn't, they lied because they are so used to lying. They took an old picture and pretended it was recent no really no reason.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0