194 pts · December 10, 2017
I flirt with cats. Fist bump the Un-fist bumpable. Very Artistic. Probably almost certainly Autistic.
If not for that tweet, his entire education would've been wasted. Shoulda become a plumber. Bet he sees more leaky taps than question on JC
Barry Chuckle with a tea towel on his head
Did she not turn up? pretty shitty.
IT'S THE SAME PRINCIPLE!
From someone who also fucked up exam results and is currently saving up to re take my A levels to get into uni, you are an encouragement.
If you can still function with those gigantic acrylic nails attached to your hand, you'll smash CF. keep us updated.
my drug dealer has started charging me £20.05
I agree. in fact, the only reason people make a big deal about achieving something amazing in america is because it's actually quite hard.
looks like a fat will.i.am. untill he tasted the chicken, then he was will.i.fuck
the easiest way to have a cock drawn on your car window.
signed up. Had absolutely no idea how to sign up as a SS because im a bloody idiot. I want to send a ridiculously British themed gift box.
After, she said ''hows that? Any questions about aftercare?'' i said ''yeah, how often should i trim his tash?'' didnt even crack a smile.
got it at a convention. some massive fella walked past and i said ''imagine waking up next to THAT''. she said ''I can, THAT'S my husband''
If not for that tweet, his entire education would've been wasted. Shoulda become a plumber. Bet he sees more leaky taps than question on JC
Barry Chuckle with a tea towel on his head
Did she not turn up? pretty shitty.
IT'S THE SAME PRINCIPLE!
From someone who also fucked up exam results and is currently saving up to re take my A levels to get into uni, you are an encouragement.
If you can still function with those gigantic acrylic nails attached to your hand, you'll smash CF. keep us updated.
my drug dealer has started charging me £20.05
I agree. in fact, the only reason people make a big deal about achieving something amazing in america is because it's actually quite hard.
looks like a fat will.i.am. untill he tasted the chicken, then he was will.i.fuck
the easiest way to have a cock drawn on your car window.
signed up. Had absolutely no idea how to sign up as a SS because im a bloody idiot. I want to send a ridiculously British themed gift box.
After, she said ''hows that? Any questions about aftercare?'' i said ''yeah, how often should i trim his tash?'' didnt even crack a smile.
got it at a convention. some massive fella walked past and i said ''imagine waking up next to THAT''. she said ''I can, THAT'S my husband''