Plz help, I haven't left my toilet in 4 days. Tell my wife n kids I love them. also @largedangus on Twitter. i have more poo jokes theiy’re
Plz help, I haven't left my toilet in 4 days. Tell my wife n kids I love them. also @largedangus on Twitter. i have more poo jokes theiy’re
Yes
Well you see, It’s kinda complicated..
That’s awesome, thank you! Do you have link?
Ten inches, 2 inches I mean girls don’t really about that, do they? *nervous laugh* *cries uncontrollably*
Total. Much funnier that way.
Lunchables and MXC was my setup every day after school. Miss it, damn
That’s crazy. Would you rather stay how it is or would you rather pump yourself? Seems like people liked having an attendant do it
I’d ask her but she always leaves the room. They’re that bad buddy
Get your logic out of here, MR. SCIENTIST
The amount of pride you have in your gut, is truly something to behold. Incredible. +1
Condom balloon
Accurate representation of me buying bitcoin when it gets high then drops in value right after.
There’s been a lot of hot dog universe travel shaming going on lately, and it is DISGUSTING. Good on you OP, for ignoring the haters.
*readstracking info after 10 seconds* “Well where the hell is it!”
No sir, 2017. Damn it.
I know the feeling..
Wh....wh....what a good boy!
It’s going to look the same coming out as it did going in FYI.
When do you plan on making your sell?
Hopefully that’s why they’re your ex now lol
Cut potatoes, chicken breast, 2 cups of olive oil, .5 cup lemon juice .5 cup broth 1 cup Kids souls 3 TBS garlic onion salt paper oregano
He knows a thing or two about the word jerk..
Congratulations on your visit to flavortown....stay as long as you’d like
still trying to figure out why they put the buns on top and bottom when they clearly go in the middle.
that’s a gun, not a marlin
I’d insert my Ham pun..
And only took 45 hours! *cries uncontrollably*
Ah, the FortNite Bus. Was wondering where it was hidden.