ConstantDiarrhea

6238 pts · August 21, 2017


Plz help, I haven't left my toilet in 4 days. Tell my wife n kids I love them. also @largedangus on Twitter. i have more poo jokes theiy’re

When you spot it...

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“and I....am....hungry”

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Honestly, very happy Lindsey Bluth was able to find a job

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a master of Italian cuisine

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I stand no chance

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1st photoshop, presenting..The Guyfather

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Me and my friends after three beers..

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me sliding into your girls dms..

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accurate

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MRW my wife opens the door on Valentine’s Day

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Oh baby, don’t you want to go, back to that same old place, sweet home Chicago...

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Dashing through the snow, in a one horse open sleigh, over the fields we go, laughing all the way....

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The trek will be long and treacherous, but we will prevail

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Just stating what everyone was thinking..

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When you force out a little squeaker but then a mud dragon peaks its head out..

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Did you know that if you eat 4 Chalupa supremes at 11:52:34 PM on New Year’s Eve, that you will be ejecting massive diarrhea exactly when the clock strikes midnight? Start the new year off right!

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Thoughts and prayers to the poor, poor people of Oregon.

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When a fire breaks out but it doesn’t matter cause you just won a hockey game..

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Good evening. A corn ball for your amusement.

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Some Headlines just make themselves...

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My reaction to my wife after I’ve farted for the 11 time in a row..

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The difference between the outside of a Florida Airport (RSW) and a Chicago Airport (ORD).

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Confidential Breakfast

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When saving the world, a little poop never hurt nobody..

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Every Bitcoin investor’s reaction when I say I haven’t invested.

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Accurate representation of me when my co-workers try to talk to me in the lunch room while I’m eating..

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Scientists discover new species: Caturkeys.

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Eclipse making the Empire State Building look like the Eye of Sauron

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when you think three chalupa supremes are a good idea...

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Amazon Scam: reviews save lives.

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Every. Single. Day.

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When the news day is slow.

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HR knew what they were doing...

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Driver must’ve made front page on imgur.

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