When you spot it...
“and I....am....hungry”
Honestly, very happy Lindsey Bluth was able to find a job
a master of Italian cuisine
I stand no chance
1st photoshop, presenting..The Guyfather
Me and my friends after three beers..
me sliding into your girls dms..
accurate
MRW my wife opens the door on Valentine’s Day
Oh baby, don’t you want to go, back to that same old place, sweet home Chicago...
Dashing through the snow, in a one horse open sleigh, over the fields we go, laughing all the way....
The trek will be long and treacherous, but we will prevail
Just stating what everyone was thinking..
When you force out a little squeaker but then a mud dragon peaks its head out..
Did you know that if you eat 4 Chalupa supremes at 11:52:34 PM on New Year’s Eve, that you will be ejecting massive diarrhea exactly when the clock strikes midnight? Start the new year off right!
Thoughts and prayers to the poor, poor people of Oregon.
When a fire breaks out but it doesn’t matter cause you just won a hockey game..
Good evening. A corn ball for your amusement.
Some Headlines just make themselves...
My reaction to my wife after I’ve farted for the 11 time in a row..
The difference between the outside of a Florida Airport (RSW) and a Chicago Airport (ORD).
Confidential Breakfast
When saving the world, a little poop never hurt nobody..
Every Bitcoin investor’s reaction when I say I haven’t invested.
Accurate representation of me when my co-workers try to talk to me in the lunch room while I’m eating..
Scientists discover new species: Caturkeys.
Eclipse making the Empire State Building look like the Eye of Sauron
when you think three chalupa supremes are a good idea...
Amazon Scam: reviews save lives.
Every. Single. Day.
When the news day is slow.
HR knew what they were doing...
Driver must’ve made front page on imgur.