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9810 pts · January 7, 2018


This pun is appealing to me

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can it be three player? And make Squares? Because If I was player C I’d have as mush as the other two combined…
Because A’s squares plus B’s Squares equals C’s squares

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Add in a mobile office.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I volunteer

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s “Selfie” and “Group Selfie”.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

User name checks out

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Wolverines!!!!! Oh, that’s Red Dawn

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My 300 Dads

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not John Baul..er?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think the full joke was edited in re-runs.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They care about things less than 1%. Best things to dog whistle and get all angry about

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can someone smart explain the 17 year Cicada to me.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like College. Outline with a bar napkin at the bar the night before. Crank it out in the computer lab, print, spring and grammar check, fix half, print again, cut and paste to adjust something and fix all but one or two squiggly underlined items, final print.
98% with the professor catching one or two grammatical errors I missed.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More Toucans, less Tucson. You know what you did…

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I’m screaming. “Whereeeeeee!!!!”

Will be trying to recreate it at home

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

And how the hell is Minnesota the hot bed of illegal immigration?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They are trained to “eliminate the threat” and not “protect and serve”
There is an obvious lack of training of any type, or specified training that is not needed on US streets with US residents

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Does he only have 6 toes total?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They say a computer can do my job better than I can (- do it)
Man, pour me another drink
I feel ya

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think this is a reason I choose to live in a warm climate year round. I can almost always go outside when there is a crowd.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“I’m not here to yuck your yum”. Love it

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I knew how to post clips…. Yakko from Animaniacs singing all the countries names

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone to the bar
Don't call me Rich dont call me George
Just call me Cheez thats who I am
Don't call me Rich dont call me George
Just call me Cheez thats who I am
Don't call me Rich dont call me George
just call me Cheez thats who I am
But not Rich not George I'm Cheez

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That works be very… in “professional” of the nurse. Joke is about loans. Love nurses and everything they do.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By naming it the “Department of War”. Everything they do is war related and then needs Congress to approve.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Music is “Samba for you” by Quincas Moreira

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soooo maybe not the best idea to be going through Drive Thru’s showing it off. Someone is going to hold it, then make a meal.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

The one two punch.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you want to ground someone correctly, call my mom. Master at grounding me

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