There was a time in my life that I could have eaten that all in one sitting, but these days it would take me all day to eat. Not that I would feel bad about it, having food for all day.
I was going to post the recipe, but then I sell someone had linked it instead. Having made these, I do highly recommend them. Also, I re-read Schlock, start to finish, about three times a year.
oh this would taste horrible. It's taste largely of oil with no structure and it's be a mess of ingredients everywhere and just taste of oil. It's legitimately disgusting even looking at this. It's just all for internet shock value. Like if they replaced the tortilla with just bacon. People just think CHEESE IS GOOD SO MAKE MORE CHEESE without actually taking into account how ingredients actually you know, work together.
Some combo of reasons. Gimmick factor, maximum Maillard reaction, clean finish off the grill top from the oil, means they don't need bigger tortillas to stuff it into, cheese flavor guaranteed strong no matter what direction you bite into it, not that much mess if you peel part of the wrapper and use as a handle while you eat. Could be any/all/more.
wonder what kind of cheese that is? I do sonething similar with grilled cheese, put down some cheese on the pan then put the sandwich on top, its all crunchy when it's done, having it gooey on top still looks tasty
It blows my mind that you say this as if that makes it better. That somehow eating pizza regularly isn't ALSO going to kill someone young.
It's fucking INSANE that people don't get how bad their diets are, and how being "not fat" isn't actually an indicator of health.
47% of US adults have high blood pressure. Basically, HALF OF ALL US ADULTS ARE FUCKING UNHEALTHY AS FUCK. But yeah, it's ok, cause two slices of pizza has more cheese.
I did, it diin last 3 minutes, and all of them were gone at 0:2:45, girls was "dad, this is hot af" and im here like, i made 3 and you eating the last one so none for dad and you mum? (I made a 4th one for mom), i diint eat, but i did raid the beer tho
SakuraSunsets
mrssugar
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dHcxN3hyZ2pkdGcwajRvdnlldnB5ZnNjcGF2cnJvcmJ2ajZhYmtxeiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/11NLstLWNHhNC0/200w.webp
StevenAlleyn
The cardiologist special
Redshadow09
The fact that is not in my mouth is just cruelty now. Wouldnt this be considered torture in the geneva convention?
JediUrsa
Your arteries, you're colon, your toilet. It's there nothing this thing can't clog?
eetsumkaus
I want that thing to pound my mouth raw
BenderRodriguz1010
Wh......wha.......what the fuck
MyNameIsBatty
I got constipated just watching this🫤
dillluethesciencedude
Unpopular opinion maybe, but burnt cheese is not good.
Gliocas
That's not quite burned. I agree if its black you've ruined the cheese. But browned is perfection👌.
AvsFreak
DrSharkbite
Eldibs
There was a time in my life that I could have eaten that all in one sitting, but these days it would take me all day to eat. Not that I would feel bad about it, having food for all day.
DeMindelan
Quesabirriato
CatPlanetQueen9000
i can hear the sound of billions of colons screaming
CallMeCourierSix
And hundreds of thousands of ambulances racing people to the hospital for heart failure.
TheDino
Looks like a big mess to eat, why not just put a square on the inside before putting the other ingredients inside?
AshuraEidolon
Someone call Howard Taylor, this is clearly copyright infringement of his Chupaquesos!
75townecoupe
Somebody get Schlock a tub of Ovalquik
Tarmaccian
As soon as I saw this on FP, I knew I had to post the link: https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-09-06
Highly recommended! I made a mini one just the other day!
vodkaho
I was going to post the recipe, but then I sell someone had linked it instead. Having made these, I do highly recommend them.
Also, I re-read Schlock, start to finish, about three times a year.
Poopette
This would feed a family of five and I would try to create one to get at it
DeakVanNyke
be straight to yourself: can your healthcare plan cover for that?
itsthevoiceman
NKato
Go to hell. That's so disgusting.
Give it to me so I can go to hell, too.
fformulaa
The crusty cheese wrapping makes sure the burrito's gently cradled in the melted cheese
Vkiwi2
be great for tradies... will still be hot for tomorrow's lunch
ConsumingHate
To quote another foodie "This is why i will never be a skinny man"
Meyek
I'm not saying I don't get it, because I do. Cheese is amazing. My question is why on the outside of the burrito? Wouldn't that be horribly greasy?
PhooBar
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
viva93
oh this would taste horrible. It's taste largely of oil with no structure and it's be a mess of ingredients everywhere and just taste of oil. It's legitimately disgusting even looking at this. It's just all for internet shock value. Like if they replaced the tortilla with just bacon. People just think CHEESE IS GOOD SO MAKE MORE CHEESE without actually taking into account how ingredients actually you know, work together.
jt42
Cheese is amazing, full stop.
Alysaere
Some combo of reasons. Gimmick factor, maximum Maillard reaction, clean finish off the grill top from the oil, means they don't need bigger tortillas to stuff it into, cheese flavor guaranteed strong no matter what direction you bite into it, not that much mess if you peel part of the wrapper and use as a handle while you eat. Could be any/all/more.
Alysaere
This is probably Oaxaca, Asadero, and/or Monty Jack cheese
AeternalDreamer
What place is this?
KabouterPimpelmees
America
samanthadlcruz
Los Desvelados - they have a few locations around Los Angeles - One is in Santa Monica
PineappleLoopsBroether
desvelados, but I don’t know where
wobblecopterrrr
wonder what kind of cheese that is? I do sonething similar with grilled cheese, put down some cheese on the pan then put the sandwich on top, its all crunchy when it's done, having it gooey on top still looks tasty
Gliocas
Try adding bacon bits and garlic powder as well to your grilled cheese.
FallenJester
I'd guess a cotija cheese. Similar to mozzarella
fudgycurmudgeon
Maybe chihuahua cheese, not cotija.
wobblecopterrrr
lol, that had me for a sec.. yeah it could totally be chihuahua
FallenJester
Yeah, that makes more sense. I didn't notice it looks shredded earlier.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
stupidbastardinutah
My cholesterol went up 75 points just watching this.
ricbri695
I started to have chest pains
TexMexHex
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YmU4Y2xwM2lpbW1mM2txZzBha2JqOXdrenBqeTFxaHV4azFubHdtdSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/nh9k1qzeLf99S/200w.webp
cyclone0619
My eyes have never seen perfection until today. https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MG4zOGI4a2RpeHZwcDk2cDNobG9seGczam1jcDhobjV4ZmNyaHNncyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Z9gsO8Pld2YSWZz6I0/200w.webp
CallMeCourierSix
Eat this more than once a year, and you're gonna be dead by fifty from a fucking heart attack.
tidepool
It’s just cheese. There’s more cheese on two slices of pizza.
CallMeCourierSix
It blows my mind that you say this as if that makes it better. That somehow eating pizza regularly isn't ALSO going to kill someone young.
It's fucking INSANE that people don't get how bad their diets are, and how being "not fat" isn't actually an indicator of health.
47% of US adults have high blood pressure. Basically, HALF OF ALL US ADULTS ARE FUCKING UNHEALTHY AS FUCK. But yeah, it's ok, cause two slices of pizza has more cheese.
EvLPxL
I’m 52 and eat stuff like this at least once a week. Either im fucking invincible, or I’m gonna drop dead any second.
seenunseen
When front page is just videos of people screaming at a camera, this is the soothing content we need
johneventually1
I live in mn and you're not wrong. Definitely want to keep all that shit on my radar though
Sticklebrickk
The funnel is narrowing
YuckFuMaga
I need that burrito in my life.
allenvasher3000
Why the hell were you on the front page
seenunseen
It's nice to check in and see what the normies are experiencing around here
CommentBot2000
I’m screaming. “Whereeeeeee!!!!”
Will be trying to recreate it at home
Tarmaccian
https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-09-06 has a recipe for an all-cheese dish of similar style. That should get you started.
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
A chupaqueso is what I thought of as well.
InitHello
Oh dang, I should re-read Schlock Mercenary one day.
Tarmaccian
Today is a day.
You could do it today.
Do you remember the time Kevyn died multiple times? That was a pretty screwey week…
Marsupialmessiah
I did, it diin last 3 minutes, and all of them were gone at 0:2:45, girls was "dad, this is hot af" and im here like, i made 3 and you eating the last one so none for dad and you mum? (I made a 4th one for mom), i diint eat, but i did raid the beer tho
foreverinchains
Three days' worth of calories, to go!
That said, I would definitely try that.
RevolutionOnHerLips
I'm lactose intolerant and might die, but I'm pretty sure I'd try it too
chumbychumbo
I have alpha-gal syndrome, and this would definitely try to kill me. I’d think twice before taking a bite.
JackieTreehornProductions
Nah - that was 2k max. 1500 more likely
Sebastopol140
3 days? More like a week. But yeah still would.
Whenthepiecesaresmalltaketwo
A week more like a month
swofromtherock
A month? If you don't eat anything else, it'll last the rest of your life.
counterintel
Your people's bloodlines are weak and time shall forget you.