CommanderPotato

1270 pts ยท December 17, 2013


#6 is a monument to all our sins, presumably

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bear cub that size wouldn't be so bouncy or awake, therefore it's a dog.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine a cat that actually hates you and is as smart and dexterous as a 5-year old. That is the raccoon. Not good pets in the slightest.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

After killing Ares for the family thing, the gods didn't get rid of his nightmares of it, and made him a god. Then they killed him again.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bernies are the most recent victim here. Fuck you Beethoven, big dogs have enough problems without inbred skin disorders you fluffy prick.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That depends. The leaner dog breeds that can be considered pitbulls are excellent. The musclebound blobs of goof you often see, not so much.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seven foot zweihander. Yeah no, unless you're Grutte Pier, that's a bearing sword for parade. High 5' - low 6' range for battlefield ones.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If by prep they mean engineering the Hellbat armor and putting every surgeon in Gotham on retainer, maybe.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the weapon analogy, I present: Assembly is all the nukes. It will do what you want, but is only to be used by the unhinged or desperate.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That depends on how dense the debris field is. If dense, it would coalesce within a relatively short timeframe. If not, we'd be Belt #2.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe in a couple billion years, some really simple life may form, but the planet's going to be ripped to shit for a while.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When said fan is a nuclear engineering student with terrible communication skills. Hope that explains the lilted language and the techbabble

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Therefore blocking bullets with a saber relies on the saber's heat, chancing getting sprayed with molten metal to do so.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Electromagnetism. An ionized gas is influenced far more easily by the field around the saber than a non-ferrous metal.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Many nations lack term limits, but they usually have multiple parties, and the crackdown on Xi Zedong jokes doesn't help the optics at all.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A masterful feast, any style you'd like, but with an unknown percent of the ingredients replaced with something entierly off the wall?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You ever write this big complex thing and it works great but then you change a word in a printout and it explodes with compiler errors? How?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank fuck for the conductor skin effect

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of my aunts got mortar blasted by me during changing time. Such experiences are likely the reason the non-immediate family steers clear.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love how the realistic ones aren't just the nightmarishly overtextured blobs of skin that people often post under such a title.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yep

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Customer who we were literally about to sick the CRA on for not paying material taxes told me to eat his ass after detailing this to him.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's amazing how much processing power you can save when the data and routine entries are done at a mechanical level.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fabbrica Apparecchiature Radioelettriche Treviso

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neon sign transformers are better, because current limiting and interruptors on both sides of the transformer.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Despite only being able to push a quite lethal 25mA, nothing is holding it there, so when your skin starts failing, that current's going up

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I know these are kinda small for the joke to work but: "TIMBEEEEEERRRRR"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great Pyrenees: Sassy middleschooler inside a polar bear. Will tunnel into neighbouring yards if yours is too small.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I invited them in for Christmas dinner. They never came back after that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cats are great pets if you give them the time to be. Sadly, this time is not necessary to some owners, so the cat ends up being a jerk.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0