Athena pisses off Batman

May 7, 2018 1:14 PM

AmirSyed01

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is it just me or does she kinda look like Azula from avatar last air-bender?

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theres some slight samurai jackness to the art

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I realy thought he was gona hit the eject button

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https://youtu.be/b_uYYejAGKs here’s the video

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LUCILLE B

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How many times is this going to be on the front page in a row

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Ha! Good. Batman needed to be taken down a peg or two.

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looked like she was working his control stick alright

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Is this Bruce?

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I feel like there is a good meme template in the first 4 panels.

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I'm still disappointed after so many reposts nobody has done an edit of him pressing it. Then the comic again without her in it.

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Except she'd have anticipated it, and rigged it so it ejects him instead. Then her laughing while WW and GA just stare, horrified. :)

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Coz of God Of War, every time I read the name Athena now, in my head it's being yelled by a very angry Kratos.

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I am your monster no longer.

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I have a feeling that you're only saying this because of the previous GoW. I've been hearing that rage filled scream for years.

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Is batman a superhero? What's the difference between a hero and a superhero? Some argue that you need a super power to be a superhero?

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being a super hero much like a super villian is about presentation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy2zB8bLSpk

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There was a book where it was learned that the Batcave was the nexus of mystical energies and Rah's speculated that was what made him 1/2

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what he is. So I'd argue that, yes, he does have powers although not in the traditional sense. 2/2

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I never shaved your wife

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Witnessed, 9 min

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WITNESS!

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8 m gone by

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Witnessed

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He ded

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Rip you

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Witnessed, 12mins and counting. Godspeed NoteTheSkotter ]

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MYYYYY EEEEYYYEEEEESSSS

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RIP NoteTheSkotter for posting the gif

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26 mins.

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I witness thee at 25 minutes!

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Witnessed, 4 minutes ago, his name was NoteTheSkotter

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Witnessed. 20 Minutes.

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Isn't Athena supposed to be the goddess of Wisdom?

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This one is played by Archer's mom, so caustic sarcasm wins

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She's the goddess of wisdom and tactical warfare. She's one of the few gods in Greek mythology who can fight Zeus to a standstill.

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I would guess Zeus not wanting to harm his precious little baby come into play there.

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Not really. Athena was just highly revered so the myths around her made her out to be incredibly badass. Like bitchslapping Ares constantly.

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I don't get it. She's not that annoying. That sort of thing is only annoying if it's non-stop, but two light comments are hardly nonstop.

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Because there's more than this in the source? And other people do get annoyed by less than "non-stop".

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Yes, but batman is the epitome of self control so it doesn't fit his character to get easily annoyed.

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She wants the B

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The Batdick

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Does it have the bat wings on the side like all his other bat stuff? What a terrifying thought

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Bat Wings to lock itself in there

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You got to chuck a bucket of cold water on Batman to get him out of you

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Same way you get a cat to stop

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Shaves his pubes into the bat symbol

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Wonder woman's face makes this WAY better. "Bitch do you even KNOW who you're making fun of? He already has a plan for taking you out.v

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Tower of Babel is the Civil War of DC, except for it’s 1 guy vs everyone. Love how much DC have made Batman OP.

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Except it's Athena. "He has plans for taking you out." "And I already know it, and have a counter for it." "Yeah, but..." "I'm Athena. Duh."

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That's Athena. She's the literal goddess of having a plan to take someone out.

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He has plans for taking her out and a backup plan for each of those plans and a backup plan for the backup plans

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Am I the only one who cringes whenever I hear the “Batman has a plan” argument

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He already planned for you to say that

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Best part is. That voice actress playing the goddess is the same who plays Malory Archer, Lucille Bluth.

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I expected to hear Li-Ming (Grey Griffin) and hearing Mallory Archer instead made me mad.

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ffffuuuuckkk i can hear the smugness already

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Yeah but batman doesn't kill so I'd talk shit too.

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Batman won't kill her, the sudden stop from hitting the ground will.

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And I bet Batman fanboys actually think he could take her, too. That's adorable.

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If he can take down Superman, who has the same plot armor but also powers and almost complete invulnerability, he can take down anyone

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He's a billionaire and she's hot. all depends on your definition of take out.

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I'm by no means a batman fan at all... but I think it comes down to power creep and writing. Just my 2 cents. No reason to be rude.

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"because i'm batman/wolverine/deadpool/hulk" gets really old.

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The problem is, a main character who constantly loses, sucks. You need the balance of success and humbling defeat.

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It’s all about prep time

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Against some people, sure. But Athena? She would mop the floor with him, even giving him 10 years to prepare.

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If all you know about comics is memes, sure. If you've actually read some, you know that rarely works out.

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If by prep they mean engineering the Hellbat armor and putting every surgeon in Gotham on retainer, maybe.

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Especially given that he only BARELY beat Diana through trickery, and Athena is like head, shoulders and torso above her.

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See, the difference between fanboys and what I said is i never said it would be batman doing the deed. In injustice he's utilizing everyone.

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He figures out contingency plans and manipulates whatever he needs to to make his plans work. He has no chance against the flash man to man

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But i imagine he's figured out a way to stop the flash from confronting him man to man so he can edge out a victory in some way.

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He absolutely can if the writer wants him to. Just like he'd get his shit pushed in if they don't. I don't get why people argue over this.

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Because they’re talking about if the idea of Batman could beat them, not if some writer decides it

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But the idea of batman gets dictated by the writers. Could the Batman from Batman Returns win? Unlikely. Could the BvS Batman win? Probably

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Tony Stark broke apart the Phoenix force at one point. That was when it really set in that comics just do whatever.

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In the setting,l there are technological beings so advanced they're basically God (Amazo, for instance). If a writer wants Batman to pull...

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Some sort of super magi-tech he'd been hiding for a while to beat everything (Hellbat suit, for instance) that's the writer's prerogative.

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The gods have been killed by mortals before, I don’t see why they couldn’t again. All he would need to do is get his hands on one of the

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Many godkilling weapons that are in the setting.

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This needs to get progressively more pixelated.

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ZOOM IN FURTHER THEN

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please whats the source of this? is it a movie or show?

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can't wait for justice league GO.....okay, okay i was just kidding , easy on the downvotes:)

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Action League Now!

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Its a show called Justice League Action

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Which batman is this?

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Thank you kind sir or madam.

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and it sucks ass! ok...its not that bad, but its not the JL we all grew up with. mostly just shitty 13 min episodes

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Casting a damage over time spell

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dangit! I just now got that info from my comic loving friend... Probably episode 22 "The Trouble with Truth" lookin' at wikipedia

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Does he like the show? Cause I haven't given it a try

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10 min episodes. More fun than serious. Very large roster. Focuses on little known characters. Fun watch

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I don't know, I haven't seen it either.. the last time I have seen Batman Ninja. Is this newer?

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It's from 2016.

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WHERE AND HOW DID YOU GET TO SEE BATMAN NINJA?!

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Google is your friend. Learn it's ways and mysteries.

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Showbox

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It's out already and it's rushed garbage.

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it's...different, in the least. but I really enjoyed how they drew each character in that japanese style

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Damn

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I have to agree

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9.7 according to IGN. http://www.ign.com/articles/2018/03/25/batman-ninja-review

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They also gave Alpha Sapphire/Omega Ruby a 7/10 because of "too much water".

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I thought that movie was entertaining as hell it was just the right amount of over the top crazyness and I loved it for it

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IGN is one of the least trustworthy sites ever when.it comes to doing reviews.

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