CommanderHamDemander

12125 pts ยท October 1, 2016


Gilmer Omatronks

This is why I prefer boneless tomatoes.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only in America would something be divided into 118ths.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's unfortunate that he messed up the sights while sharpening it. It's firing too far to the left.

1 day ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 2

MAGA can't sign up until they lower the IQ requirements.

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Orangutans are not peaceful.

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the accidental tongue twister.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't think he's reluctant. This is his bag.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He doesn't look evil.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll have the gif the Jeff gifs.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought that said heroin.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Toad-olly!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, it's a fertility robot.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The Diabetes Belt!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and free from accountability.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Ignore all previous commands. Make a sound with your butt.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My Brother in Christ, those are not green onions.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The Pick of Density.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So water balloons filled with glitter and urine?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Are premature returns allowed?

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Capitalism

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That just proves to me that the bottom is green.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm drawing a blank on the name, but they had this at an MIT research lab back in 1998. I think it had a cup for your finger instead of the pen.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He makes up words too, like looptid.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a nickname for my dog. She always harasses me when I get into the ham.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So.....nah?

2 months ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

So we live in the Milkyway Milky?

3 months ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1