CometRelief

75035 pts ยท November 19, 2014


Get this to the front page and I won't do anything. You're all creeps.

Always have a fallback if the music thing doesn't work out

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well done, sir.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ask her what "gluten" is. If she's legit, she'll know the science. If not, she's embarrased

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sucks. What part of "I can't eat this or else I'd die" didn't they understand? (assuming you're doing gf for med reasons)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Still, she's 39 now and looks like she's in her late 40s. Time wasn't kind.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

From Florida. Can relate.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With her income, a good workout regimen, and the advancements in rejuvenation treatments, she can definitely last a while

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

And that whole "inevitability of madness" thing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is better than what I anticipated

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what happens when you stick your dick in crazy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If the Aristocats taught me anything, it's that there's greedy butlers also looking to do away with animals for their inheritance

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

What? You think dirt grows on trees?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always wanted to be pretty, smart, and inspirational like Miss Honey

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is your name Lydia Deetz by any chance?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It just makes me hungry

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That definitely sounds like a Republican thing to do

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude, I can't change my genes. It's not a big deal to say "No, nothing we serve is safe" or "We don't change the menu" and lying' not cool

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No reason to lie about whether something's okay to eat or not. If they don't want to accommodate, that's okay, but don't lie.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or at least to bone at some point. If they tease it and it never happens, that'll be the next traumatizing show event

9 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

Dude, I was going to show some hometown love, but couldn't find any good pictures. Checkout Biscayne Bay 1930 on Google though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

L.A. grows horizontally instead of vertically

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spiteful little guy, ain't he?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Actually water solves dehydration pretty well

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those guys aren't exactly the "feel the music & love the people" type of musicians needed for a Woodstock

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well he's dead so...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's why there's Burning Man

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. I had always had these memories stick out,.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was even a documented study done with a subject who had similar causal factors as I did /2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought so too at first. I cross referenced the symptoms with psychological journals describing trauma and it matched up well. 1/

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1