Coltaine

193592 pts ยท April 24, 2014


Hi! Just a dude from Norway, nothing much else to say really, I do normal human things.

Yeah I'm just about at the point where I'm willing to buy a Mazda CX30 electric just to get rid of one ICE car. The only thing that's right is the price, and even then barely so.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You recon they need two years worth of boner pills to have the next erection?

1 day ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Only if you're a plebian, people with high net worth follow different rules, as in mostly none.

1 day ago | Likes 291 Dislikes 4

Yeah, but it does get easier.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone who wants the job shouldn't be allowed to have it.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Housekeeping or clothesmaking/knitting/embroidery/weaving.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't they ho bankrupt?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just doing the classic move "Unpopular President War". Only he never checked if people were into toppling Iran's regime so it's unlikely to be effective. Also might have broad ramifications, or not.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haven't seen anything about it in Norwegian news, but then again I don't read very many of them.

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Which is why they now only use that knowledge on babies?

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Winning most of them?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I could do that, since I've never once used any of those "AI" things. Or rather I did accidentally ask Snapchat's "AI" a question instead of an acquaintance once.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Are we doing the thing again?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I sort of do, it's some ugly hybrid bastard that's mostly cursive simply because I don't lift the pen off the paper and usually manage to "end" my letters in such a way that it kind of flows together. A better question is who swypes on their phones?

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I miss buttons for many things. Cooktops, dishwashers, cars..

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

HD mechanic.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"RTFM" but a little nicer.

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I labeled that one "butt".

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like I've read one of those, but I can't really remember. Then again I've read well over a thousand books by now so I forget a lot of them.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He does know how to tell a giraffe from an elephant though.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is it one of those triangular ones?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1500% less idiots, obviously. /s

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

And apparently is a pretty bad boxer to boot. Allegedly. I don't follow boxing.

3 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

#4 why does her face always look disproportionately large compared to her head and body?

3 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Might be all the age restriction stuff going on. Who knows.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 yeah and they give the first gifts every day, so you get a lot of birds.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You guys get 10?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pillories and rotten tomatoes.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vance is a cardboard cut out with a speaker and cassette player.

3 months ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

Soon my son will be three and my daughter one and a half, then I'll have some evenings off. "he said to himself even though he knew it to be a lie".

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0