Colrum

11214 pts ยท February 3, 2013


My life has spiraled out of control and I don't know how to take back the reins. I'm not even sure I want to take back control.

Favouriting used to automatically upvote, I struggle to remember to do both.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I MIGHT be okay with the guy on the far right, mainly cuz he looks like he might fall over if you startle him a bit much.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Anyone else used to love Warcraft 3 tower defence maps?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My crippling self esteem issues.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

These are in pretty much every McDonalds near me (Wales/South West England)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe it was a rhetorical question. And I never said that makes American best just that factually it's the only place that could've happened

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to be a pedant but the full sentence ends with "working for @barackobama" and the answer to that would be only America...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

I adore Captain D, had the pleasure of seeing him do a talk on, shall we say "how to take criticism online", he has a video on his channel.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who's escaped the hell of EMS, I won't curse you with the dreaded Q word, have a good night, eat plenty, be kind.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I watch Cool Runnings every christmas, it's my own little tradition. Bless this movie, this wonderful wonderful movie.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Asking a guy out is super attractive. Confidence is hot regardless of gender.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm also outside Philly.... England to be exact.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As hammersquirrel said, the 2nd form is a customer completion form, so is her (the customer) handwriting.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Further update: here's her "proof": both in her own handwriting...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Oh great, now I have to stop me and my dog's morning coffee. Guess I could make him a tea inst-OH FUCKING DAMNIT TEA TOO?!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

their opinion is, because really who cares what a walking pile of stupidity and protein thinks? Work out, lose weight, enjoy life.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes there are fuckknuckles at the gym that laugh at overweight people, but those are who we call meatheads and nobody gives a fuck what 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a 26 year old chronically single male of average attractiveness at best. I intend on living my life with a bunch of dogs.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Slipping some of these in to my next campaign, gonna see if any of my victims figure it out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the UK atleast you could argue she violates Section4 of the public order act, or at the very least Section5. Not sure if USA has similar.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is only controversial to morons. We're humans, who gives a shit what colour your meat shell is?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

That seems like a totally normal way to hold a Sprite, and an appropriate time to take a sip, not sponsored... Sprite, obey your thirst.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Whoever tagged it "lol its got a phone call symbol" has never heard of Watsapp.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I like going to car shows and taking pictures of the amateur attempts, it doesn't hurt to encourage people and a lot of them get better.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I am one with the reef the reef is with me.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm 26 and I haven't had a relationship in years because I find the idea of talking to strangers terrifying. Accepted i'm gonna die alone.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's just obtuse.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0