ColoradoDiceCo

211017 pts ยท June 9, 2016


I've started a dice business, find me on YouTube, too!

Except this is based on a true story and that character was a real-life badass.

5 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It was so crooked, he probably had a deviated septum.

6 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No doubt

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know why we (women) are overly polite in situations like this? The physical size difference between men and women, and the implicit threat of violence if you tell a large man 'no.' We try to laugh it off and make it a joke, but we shouldn't have to put up with this slime.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, gross.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No means no.

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Those kids are trying to Blue Steele so hard.

2 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

How very hurdy-gurdy...

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I don't know these characters, plz explain the arm "hair" situation.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow, that's an outfit straight out of Jem.

4 days ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

What cha makin?

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You know nothing about me. And I don't owe it to you to tell you. I will tell you you're wrong. And that you're a dick. And I think I understand why your restaurant is failing.

And nerd is a compliment, asshole.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You're sure generalizing pretty hard for not knowing my cv.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

The burger might have a slim margin, but the drinks sure af don't.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

But they don't.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I have seen the worst on the highway. It's terrible. You can't unsee that.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not really. They'll just bombard those plants from a distance. They can launch all sorts of missiles from ships.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

LMAO, cry harder

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It's amazing how much lack-of-eyebrows contributed to this look.

5 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

He was a trash human. I'm not sad.

5 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 18

How dare you? ๐Ÿ˜…

6 days ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

You're supposed to do the Dune dance...

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's ironic that the older you get, the worse your hearing... Despite the increase in ear-size.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Spider-Man is always the saddest hero.

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Great job!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's actually not too bad. He only really drools if you have something he wants.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya, I'm going to look into that, but I haven't worked since October, so right now I just need money.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I always hated that story. Before I stopped believing in mythology, it made me mad that God basically rewarded Jacob for being a conniving douchebag.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is a great rule.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Iron Man > Spider-Man

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4