35017 pts · April 27, 2014
I have quite a dark sense of humor.
Julietta D sounds like a Pornhub dominatrix.
Like Hot Kinky Jo.
He clearly leaves his tail outside to appear lighter. Little cheetah!
...they brakin'
Abe was shot for the fib of a race
"Dirty Lens or Censorship", now there's a segment for Jimmy Fallon
TIL that can be used as a verb
Cursed be the unwanted, yet inevitable consequences of my own actions!
That's why Britain is no longer an empire.
Me either, CrackHitler, me either. I've always preferred a hj.
Yes! Just experienced this last weekend. Have wanted to for a long time but I've been too shy to ask her... It was enjoyable.
"I'm outta facts, so just look at this crazy thing." This is how every interesting info post should end :D
Pornhub: "Jack in Chastity"
"Umm.. that'll be a rhi no-no"
I want to get a hot bath! And be a capybara and free of all commitments of adult life now!
Without the might of a tiger, though
"Lü Bu possessed the might of a tiger, but he lacked the planning skills of a talented person." This is essentially me
Maybe call it something like "Eagle's Nest" or "Wolf's Lair"
But appropriate in a strip joint
this had me very confused for a while. Hint: penis?
cuck fancer
And a lot of happy kids sick, eventually.
Carrie? That one's for the school environment
The opposite of blurred lines.
Gotta stay true to the name every once in a while *salutes*
Big black cock
Pride and prejudice and plowing
If you swallow it there's no mess
I find it cute
just give it time and communicate through problems
Julietta D sounds like a Pornhub dominatrix.
Like Hot Kinky Jo.
He clearly leaves his tail outside to appear lighter. Little cheetah!
...they brakin'
Abe was shot for the fib of a race
"Dirty Lens or Censorship", now there's a segment for Jimmy Fallon
TIL that can be used as a verb
Cursed be the unwanted, yet inevitable consequences of my own actions!
That's why Britain is no longer an empire.
Me either, CrackHitler, me either. I've always preferred a hj.
Yes! Just experienced this last weekend. Have wanted to for a long time but I've been too shy to ask her... It was enjoyable.
"I'm outta facts, so just look at this crazy thing." This is how every interesting info post should end :D
Pornhub: "Jack in Chastity"
"Umm.. that'll be a rhi no-no"
I want to get a hot bath! And be a capybara and free of all commitments of adult life now!
Without the might of a tiger, though
"Lü Bu possessed the might of a tiger, but he lacked the planning skills of a talented person." This is essentially me
Maybe call it something like "Eagle's Nest" or "Wolf's Lair"
But appropriate in a strip joint
cuck fancer
And a lot of happy kids sick, eventually.
Carrie? That one's for the school environment
The opposite of blurred lines.
Gotta stay true to the name every once in a while *salutes*
Big black cock
Pride and prejudice and plowing
If you swallow it there's no mess
I find it cute