ColonelObvious

35017 pts · April 27, 2014


I have quite a dark sense of humor.

Julietta D sounds like a Pornhub dominatrix.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like Hot Kinky Jo.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He clearly leaves his tail outside to appear lighter. Little cheetah!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...they brakin'

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Abe was shot for the fib of a race

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

"Dirty Lens or Censorship", now there's a segment for Jimmy Fallon

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TIL that can be used as a verb

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cursed be the unwanted, yet inevitable consequences of my own actions!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's why Britain is no longer an empire.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me either, CrackHitler, me either. I've always preferred a hj.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes! Just experienced this last weekend. Have wanted to for a long time but I've been too shy to ask her... It was enjoyable.

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

"I'm outta facts, so just look at this crazy thing." This is how every interesting info post should end :D

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pornhub: "Jack in Chastity"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Umm.. that'll be a rhi no-no"

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I want to get a hot bath! And be a capybara and free of all commitments of adult life now!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Without the might of a tiger, though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Lü Bu possessed the might of a tiger, but he lacked the planning skills of a talented person." This is essentially me

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe call it something like "Eagle's Nest" or "Wolf's Lair"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But appropriate in a strip joint

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this had me very confused for a while. Hint: penis?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

cuck fancer

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And a lot of happy kids sick, eventually.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Carrie? That one's for the school environment

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The opposite of blurred lines.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta stay true to the name every once in a while *salutes*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big black cock

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Pride and prejudice and plowing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you swallow it there's no mess

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I find it cute

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

just give it time and communicate through problems

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3