ColonelClamHammer

1155 pts ยท May 18, 2016


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@tanja_brandt on Instagram

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Charlotte

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Dammit, I didn't need these feels before 9am. +1

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still the most intimidating color scheme state troopers imo. NC born and raised

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Agreed, foot jobs are surprisingly amazing

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love the Looney Tunes run up the stairs in the last one

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Doting with hopes of a response. I have zero aerospace experience, but always wildly interested in it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 Wile E Coyote

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Dammit, it's 8:30am where I am. It's too early for this

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And Jay Z pretty much owns the wine brand so it's like he's paying himself

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That was a solid study session

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well you're not wrong

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The "he cracc" version looks like Cricket from Always Sunny

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I wanted that to be a k9 unit and the dog be waiting in the car

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Look at all that extra bread that could be more meat and cheese

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It was definitely worth the wait

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I don't think I'd want to startle a tiger by being in its face when it wakes up. Maybe that's just me

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This is the most accurate thing I've read in awhile

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My parents have to refer to mine and my brothers dogs by a nickname or their gsd does this. It's the most pure thing to see her excitement

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really needed this dump today. Thank you, internet stranger

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Flash the authority floof

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I read his parent's parts with Archie Bunker and Edith voices

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Casting couch: dorm room takeover

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Sneeze 1: "bless you", sneeze 2: "you only get one" , sneeze 3 and beyond: "alright, shut the fuck up!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Berkely, you adorable son of a bitch, you're gonna have so much fun making new friends!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"To feel more manly." Feeling fabulous and manly may or may not be the same thing

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It looks like butterflies make crocodiles happy and smiley while making all other animals look uncomfortable

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