Codiferous

23649 pts ยท June 12, 2011


The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Do you want meningitis? Because that's how you get meningitis

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How does #20 work?

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I want to test it with a pogo stick, an earthquake and Michael J. Fox

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45

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It is very much illegal to boop their snoots

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Your name is spelled wrong

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Probably runs in the family.

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...who's holding the camera?

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I have never seen it, but me and the wife know the songs front to back

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Ask them to send it disassembled

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The thing holding up the sign is a $350 Bose speaker

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I always wonder how so many people have so many pictures just on their phone

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Same here

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He is...the most interesting man in the world.

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It's the pole that rotates, not just the stripper

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I couldn't ever imagine me getting a tattoo...until now

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High friends.

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Maleleuca has been an issue here too

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I scored a 22/23. How did you guys do?

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Or food.

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Good! You passed the test.

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786!

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I just said that in my head.

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