Previously on... IMGUR NINJAAA WARRRIUHHHH ____________________________________________ Imgur Warrior Season 2 Update 10/01/2016: Still writing Episode 3 but it GON B GUD Update 10/23: I haven't touched it but in my defense I saw something shiny Update 11/03: What? Did you say something? Update 12/11: FINALS FINALS FINALS FINALS FINALS Update 12/16: I'm done failing all my classes but the panic continues because NBC submission videos for the show are due in TWO WEEKS and I have exactly zero ideas pls send me your prayers Update 12/20: No 12/27: Submission video filming pro tip: when a bit isn't working like you thought it would, just give up and say you'll fix it in post so everyone can go eat tacos 12/29: Entering the Editing Torture Chamber 12/30: Who is this incoherent uncoordinated douchebag in my videos and why is he wearing my clothes 12/31: Supplies low. Sleep is but a distant memory. Secretly I long for death's boney hand to lift the tattered veil of my sanity and release me from this torment. Pls send wholesome memes. 12/31 update #2, The Updatening: So it turns out copying to, cutting from, and rendering video with the same 10,000 year old ancient artifact of a mechanical hard drive, might not be the best idea. A cacophony of clicking and clacking erupts from your computer and then: silence. Leaning over with hesitation, you begin to hear a faint hissing, but it stops so suddenly you're not even sure it happened, and you think about how cool puppies are for a second, and what where we talking about again oh right the murders I MEANthe computer, so your curiosity and concern return to the enormous levels they reached ten seconds ago and you get up to look inside the , and when you do, you see everything's fine! haha that was weird but no prob it's just full of SMOKE oh shit it's full of smoke what tHE FU- Welcome to The Great Hard Drive Fire of 2016. Disaster relief efforts are underway; volunteers sifting through the charred remains struggle to keep hope alive for the rescue of Mr & Mrs Ninjadata and their world famous collection of science videos. Happy New Year! Update 01/02: No survivors. The GHDF 2016 burned hotter than jet fuel. RIP my steel dreams.. Update whatever: New hobby: FPV drones! Update 9/06/2017: I've been too injured to compete (pick your favorite: broken ankle, torn elbow, crippling depression), so I've decided to go back to my roots as an Olympic-level couch potato! Update 11/1/2017: Gonna be at Imgur HQ for the Extralife charity drive!
Thank you for sharing this man. It's nothing like the hand you've been dealt, but I had my own night & day transformation from being "The guy" to "that guy". Let me tell you brother, just the fact that you're strong enough to share tells me you are STILL that guy.
#21 "Revolutionist" is the final word (definitely took me a completely normal amount of time and effort to figure that out)
Hey there's some of us still out here in the void too! Your comment really resonates with me; that was a bright flash of light in a dark time for me as well. I'm in some of these pictures!
I was there! SO MUCH FUN. I own & operate a huge ninja warrior gym in the bay area now, maybe we could organize a big sleepover?
Their username is a lie!
Sending virtual hug my friend
Smart enough to see all the bad, not quite smart enough to fix it
I love this
Haha yeah, I meant our last *first* date, but I see what you saw in there too!
Also, my hobby is a silly-sounding but surprisingly ambitious and fulfilling one: I train year-round for a reality TV show -
American Ninja Warrior. There are a couple ancient posts about it in my profile if you're curious.
(Also also also, your post has been on my mind today and my favorite thought was that until one of us has that last first date, I'll be here, next to the void with you. Alone, together.)
Heck that, I'm gonna go scream into the abyss instead
Turning 40 next month and so much of what you shared is how I've been feeling lately. I don't have/make enough time for dating (small business owner with a time-consuming hobby), so it's so much more disappointing when potential partners don't match our efforts. However, I heard somewhere that all it takes is one successful first date for it to be your last. Trying to keep that in mind 🙃
I'm a single guy! I like memes!
This kills the bird
If the head gasket blows (cracks open) in the combustion chamber, water, oil, or a mixture of both will enter the combustion chamber and come out the exhaust pipe at the rear of the car. It can blow in a lot of different ways.
wish I'd've seent this sooner!
Yeah good eye - we use a dynamic climbing rope which is designed to stretch when falling to lessen the sudden force loads. Functions like a bungee in the other direction!
Sean Bryan is the gymnast! And all of these are filmed at my gym's warehouse - Traverse Fitness in CA
Crane was just a prop, it was a rope attached to his van driving away! Source: this was filmed at my gym and these absolute maniacs are my friends 😭
This is at my gym! Anton Fomenko on YouTube
#36 what this means? Please
14, 24, 34
Haha you're right, that does make a difference:
https://youtu.be/Ck4QzFqeluQ?si=PHUaWWu1rVhJDvx7
You ♪ can't ♪ eat ♪ at just anybody's hoouse ♪
I went from 0 scared to 100 scared instantly
Oxygen is a crucial part of combustion - it's why nitrous oxide (NOS) is used as a power booster
#24 I don't get it - you shit on your steering wheel's bed?
This is my guess as well. The less new experiences we have, the less reason there is for our brains to create vibrant memories of them, and if many of our moments seem the same, the harder it is to differentiate between them.
This is my favorite comment of the year