CoachAlex

33893 pts · December 15, 2011

Previously on... IMGUR NINJAAA WARRRIUHHHH ____________________________________________ Imgur Warrior Season 2 Update 10/01/2016: Still writing Episode 3 but it GON B GUD Update 10/23: I haven't touched it but in my defense I saw something shiny Update 11/03: What? Did you say something? Update 12/11: FINALS FINALS FINALS FINALS FINALS Update 12/16: I'm done failing all my classes but the panic continues because NBC submission videos for the show are due in TWO WEEKS and I have exactly zero ideas pls send me your prayers Update 12/20: No 12/27: Submission video filming pro tip: when a bit isn't working like you thought it would, just give up and say you'll fix it in post so everyone can go eat tacos 12/29: Entering the Editing Torture Chamber 12/30: Who is this incoherent uncoordinated douchebag in my videos and why is he wearing my clothes 12/31: Supplies low. Sleep is but a distant memory. Secretly I long for death's boney hand to lift the tattered veil of my sanity and release me from this torment. Pls send wholesome memes. 12/31 update #2, The Updatening: So it turns out copying to, cutting from, and rendering video with the same 10,000 year old ancient artifact of a mechanical hard drive, might not be the best idea. A cacophony of clicking and clacking erupts from your computer and then: silence. Leaning over with hesitation, you begin to hear a faint hissing, but it stops so suddenly you're not even sure it happened, and you think about how cool puppies are for a second, and what where we talking about again oh right the murders I MEANthe computer, so your curiosity and concern return to the enormous levels they reached ten seconds ago and you get up to look inside the , and when you do, you see everything's fine! haha that was weird but no prob it's just full of SMOKE oh shit it's full of smoke what tHE FU- Welcome to The Great Hard Drive Fire of 2016. Disaster relief efforts are underway; volunteers sifting through the charred remains struggle to keep hope alive for the rescue of Mr & Mrs Ninjadata and their world famous collection of science videos. Happy New Year! Update 01/02: No survivors. The GHDF 2016 burned hotter than jet fuel. RIP my steel dreams.. Update whatever: New hobby: FPV drones! Update 9/06/2017: I've been too injured to compete (pick your favorite: broken ankle, torn elbow, crippling depression), so I've decided to go back to my roots as an Olympic-level couch potato! Update 11/1/2017: Gonna be at Imgur HQ for the Extralife charity drive!