ClutterMonkey

331536 pts · March 1, 2013


It matches your necklace!

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They think we 3D printed a save icon when they see a 3.5” diskette.

13 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

AA is Anadolu Agency. Turkish state run media. Governments aren’t attached to the truth in any meaningful way these days.

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Ya’ll got crabs down there and not just gator nuggets and mud bugs?

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ken’s salad dressing is butt. Gimme that Newman’s Own. That way I can feel like i’m making a difference with a charitable contribution.

16 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Tiny hands for $8? American dollars? Not dollhairs?

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Glad you won.

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When attempting to find the button male characters role with disadvantage.

16 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Either one was fine. He wasn’t ugly before. They certainly did a nice job.

19 hours ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I showed this to an employee and they asked me “What is wrong with it?” I just responded that there were 3960 things wrong with it.

19 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Nina With Attitude.

20 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“I wear my brown pants so they can’t see my racing stripes.”

23 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Atlas got a treat but we all saw the look back. The call of the dirty snow is hard for him to resist.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well… Everything they did. (They did it for him)

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That doesn’t make me want a hotdog. Are you sure you don’t want to be a hotdog?

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I thought they were sliced hotdogs rolling in salt from the thumbnail.

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I like to eat my stews with a wooden spoon. Makes me feel like i’m out on the Oregon Trail. When my girlfriend complains that she nearly died of dysentery from my stew I tell her “That is trail life, darlin.”

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I was expecting a ground hornet nest or a puff of ant hill dirt. I was not expecting an explosion/catastrophic failure that resulted in the mower somersaulting seven feet into the air.

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“Give me a minute. I’m recharging like the cat, but less sociopathy.” -Cooper probably

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Hoo?

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Shining a light across the water and seeing their eyes light up after dark is an unforgettable experience.

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The druid of the party has really committed to their character.

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Fish pee and copulate in that water.

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Mugatu: The Beginning of Male Prison Modeling

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I need that. To wear the whole outfit on a motor cycle with a 20kg of rose petals in an open backpack.

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Bruno, bitches love scars. Shows them you are tough.

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#2 Would it come out almost boiling? That doesn’t sound fun. Also “Please don’t grind my beans.” is not something I should have to say during sexy time.

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