Churts

58872 pts ยท January 1, 2012


Hey you! Yes, you! Fuck you buddy. Nah I'm just kiddin', you're alright. Want a beer?

*Randy voice* Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I thought this was Murica!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me get this straight... No.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You mean the USA

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

I musta been drunk

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, she gets up there whether you like it or not. She fucking runs that office!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheers <3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't see species.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Florida broke my heart. Now this shit. Fuck Florida.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

A dungle bungle

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

*Jaczorzczeczowski"

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I love rock and roll

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A teenager

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, "cerny" is the male form of "black" in Czech. Pretty sure her name would be Cernova. Source: I'm Czech.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nowhere near fucking Burbank lol

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*sigh* I guess. Anyone else? We got any wrong-wrong-holers in here? Or maybe some long lost one night stand babies?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He had actually just come in from the garage.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but that had nothing to do with my parents.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, because he's not wearing one.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I get to the front page for the first time riding on my Dad's undies, I'll be incredibly happy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We can probably still find a way to get along.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can confirm that this is in Australia, and that my folks live there. I'm not there right now, but I grew up there.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't know who that was until now, but the resemblance is uncanny!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My folks call me a "Child of love." Which I call "Dad forgot to pull out."

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Touche.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or a man who didn't think anyone other than his wife would see him like this hahaha

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Makes sense, he did raise me.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He actually used to be very stylish. But ya know, old age and not giving a fuck anymore.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

We're Czech. Socks and sandals is kinda our thing. But I have no defense for the crocs.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0