Chryphex

1916 pts · November 27, 2015


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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is your girlfriend Yamcha?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly. "Save wife -> Need money -> Become ice-themed criminal" is not the logic of a man you should trust with large sums of cash.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I too am looking forward to Baldur's Gate 3

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Taxation is theft!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My favorite character to play in Devil May Cry 5

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reason #139 Why I Never Go to New Jersey

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Here we are boys: the Wash." "They sure are giving these clubs some crazy names."

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree. Dark Souls 2 is the worst in the series. But it's a bit like the worst Shakespeare plays: it would be someone else's masterpiece.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

John Madden

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It doesn't. But, y'know, programmers.

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I know a lot of programmers and a few of them definitely would project code onto themselves because it helps them 'feel' the code.

7 years ago | Likes 326 Dislikes 3

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that the situation existing constitutes an emergency and as such this ordinance is effective immediately. /9

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

felony punishable by a fine not to exceed $10,000.00 and/or imprisonment in the county jail for a period not to exceed 5 years. /8

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

creatures themselves, THEREFORE BE IT RESOLVED that any premeditated, willful and wanton slaying of any such creature shall be deemed a /7

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the taking of specimens encourages laxity in the use of firearms … and poses a clear and present threat to [citizens] as well as to the /6

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

of scientific investigators as well as casual hunters, many armed with lethal weapons, and WHEREAS, the absence of specific laws covering /5

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Yeti,” “Bigfoot,” or “Giant Hairy Ape,” and WHEREAS, publicity attendant upon such real or imagined sightings has resulted in an influx /4

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ape-like creature or a sub-species of Homo Sapian [sic], and WHEREAS, this creature is generally and commonly known as a “Sasquatch,” /3

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WHEREAS, there is evidence to indicate the possible existence in Skamania County of a nocturnal primate mammal variously described as an /2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They have. Skamania County passed the Emergency Sasquatch Ordinance in 1969 and amended it in 1984: /1

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He sure looks like a guy who'd never stab someone

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also to be fair, you guys were the ones who started WWII.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

"Champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 This may be a crazy theory, but could a gun be the source of the gunshot wound?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 All of those songs should be Africa by Toto

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Stolen joke

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think those are all valid points. You shouldn't be forced at gun-point to pay for things you don't use.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

call wrong number = have sex with her dad instead, fall in love, become her new mother

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0