It's TRULY impossible to keep up
Message to Trump on Iranian Missile
We're doing so well that we need all the help we can get
Top Iranian official explains exactly how Trump fucked up
Yes, getting rid of body-cameras will surely help...someone.
mISsioN aCcomPLishED
The New GOP logo just dropped...
The Beatles rally are timeless
Rejoice- the XBox has been cracked wide open!
Evolution....sort of
Hell yes, more of this
"Only I can fuck it up..."
Big advances in the Ball-Mixing department
O Brave New World that has such wonders in it!
You suck, now HELP ME!!
They'll miss all the fun
I laughed
Released on this day exactly 53 years ago
Republican propaganda is always so hyperbolic
Within 2 hours, the agent had full read/write access to the entire production database
These things are so delicious
It's called a "retrospective", look it up
Hmmmm
They're not the same but I can't quite put my finger on the difference...
So much winning
But high gas prices are good
"Rising up against tyrants" sounds like a lot of work
The fake news will say I said what I said in the previous sentence
Bad Bunny could fill that stadium in a heartbeat
Welcome to the future they want for us...
Hold on, it'll come to me, just wait a sec...
"Everybody’s afraid not to wear them..."
Damn near twins
Sensible chuckle
"...and this is how big it would be if it was 3 times its normal size."
Medicare,gov sending emails with Dr Oz and his crazy horsecrap
Thanks, Verizon, you greedy scumbags
It turns out you were right: your phone WAS listening to you
Know who profits from Trump's cruelty...
So sad, lol, so so so sad
Billy Steel gets served some JUSTICE
From the family of Alex Pretti
They found their guy...
Wait, there's a *draft* of the Epstein suicide announcement?
I miss the good old days when the police would fabricate evidence by hand
So it was the Martians after all...
Just like for his rallies...they have to pay people to attend.
Confident AI slop
And they're also pedophiles
Staying warm with our new -in-wall heating system
The ICE List Wiki- a public, verifiable record of immigration enforcement activity
Jesse Watters wants everyone to lighten up
"A Confederacy of Dunces"