Follow me on twitter on @ChipNoir for a concentrated stream of my sardonic musings. "Normal is vastly overrated!" Non-conformist, bridge builder. I won't pull my punches, but I promise I won't Downvote Whore out of boredom once I hit glorious. I'm a massive horror fan, modest anime fan, and I like generally being informative if a little sardonic. ...I abuse ellipses too much. Its sort my signature style. Need an ear? I have crisis training and several years of psychology under my belt. I've seen and heard some amazing shit. My door is always open. . https://socialsavanna.com/profile/ChipNoir
Friggen gorgeous!
Hah! I'm gay! You have no power over me!
Decreasingly successful efforts at being funny.
"Hackerman? What does he do!?" "...He hacks things."
Something something your mom is scary in bed something
Take the highway!
When you're told to look deep inside for the good in someone...and they're still a sourpuss on the inside too.
...The escalated unexpectedly
...Are you intentionally trying to drive us INSANE?!
...Puberty is not quite done with you dude.
...Well thats okay, I didn't need to sleep anyways.
...I'll pass
When you upload an image, it provides you a direct link. Use that and send it to that person. Don't publish to the community.
It was sarcasm dear. People generally don't want these things to be on the public feed. Save it for a reddit group or something.
._. Please...just no.
Quote the Cockatiel "Pretty more!"
Korea, where even flu season is trendy.
"Hi can I get a young priest, and old priest, and a McNugget Kid's meal?"
...Highlight of your day, I'm sure.
This whole Camp Camp thing has taken me completely by surprise.
Dude, that' rape culture. All the frats will just say that poor gator was asking for it!
Ohohoho. Eyes Cream. Har.
Dodge the spears.
It's certainly at the top of a lot of lists. particularly a short one in this case.
My black, cold little heart just started beating again.
....Usersub has been in decline since I went on hiatus.