ChipNoir

56280 pts ยท February 27, 2013


Follow me on twitter on @ChipNoir for a concentrated stream of my sardonic musings. "Normal is vastly overrated!" Non-conformist, bridge builder. I won't pull my punches, but I promise I won't Downvote Whore out of boredom once I hit glorious. I'm a massive horror fan, modest anime fan, and I like generally being informative if a little sardonic. ...I abuse ellipses too much. Its sort my signature style. Need an ear? I have crisis training and several years of psychology under my belt. I've seen and heard some amazing shit. My door is always open. . https://socialsavanna.com/profile/ChipNoir

Found this little guy in our garage

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Strawberry cake with buttercream frosting

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Sector 7 of Midgar?

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Curry Night

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In the next FFVII Compilation title, Cloud deals with the long term side effects of mako poisoning.

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DIY headphone saver hack

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MRW when my 19 yo coworker says 28 is old...

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Yep.

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...I chose the wrong week to watch Short Circuit.

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I have no idea what I'm doing but...$_$ kaching!

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Best Laid Plans #1: Stealing my patience.

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Ahem

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Its my cakeday, so enjoy some pretty FFXIV shots

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...Ow.

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A cat has only one obligation, and that is to herself

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Your girlfriend (or potential girlfriends) will love you that much more...

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When I take a break from being a sardonic Twitte user to be a sardonic Imgur user

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Snowy Schadenfreude

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Really, why are we acting like untrustworthy politicians are a new thing?

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Noticing eerie similarities across decades

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Wwwwwhyyyyyy?

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Sigh.

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Maaake it stoooooop!

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...Bit of a nonsequitor

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Do I just have unreasonably high expectations for the common Imgur user?

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Cut-content to make it into the Final Fantasy VII-R

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44 degress in Michigan, on Christmas Day.

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It's a valid question!

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Serious thoughts in the shower.

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Come for the view. Stay because you're never leaving...

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Er...I need a better system

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Anyone near the Santa Cruz Public Libary, please help?

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What are we up to, 8 so far since the month began?

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*Slurp*

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That's the last time I invite Satan over for dinner

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For heavens sakes, it'll fall off at this rate!

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...Whooo boy. Hope they like borscht?

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An awesome band to spook out to this month!

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Breakfast Ramen

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I hate shaving...

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Yes its dumb, but I like it

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I just want to sleep

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That awkward moment when your flippant comment spawns a following

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I know, I know: I'll turn in my gay card and shuffle away in shame.

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Detroit Michigan: We have...cheap real estate?

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Enjoy your beer pong and last minute cram sessions!

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I need more horror podcasts

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Earth: The gas station of the Milkyway

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Chad is apparently a douchebag.

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Halp.

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This is a sad day for horror fans world wide

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I was clearly meant to be a morninng person!

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I mean, couldn't hurt, right?

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Watching Never Sleep Again

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Anyone who ends up in this job has to be a terrible person.

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