ChiefFireTooth

111 pts ยท January 17, 2016


Worth remembering that this is a 7 year long game of DND. That's a lot of bad rolls, GOP.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We rolled too many critical failures in a row.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Freshness approved by the FDA. DO NOT CONSUME AFTER 6/1/2017

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sarcasm is like the salt of life: use it too much and everything loses its flavor.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or maybe YOU have a boring life.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

So in other words, your time travelers are smart enough not to ever time travel. Solid science.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What size is it?

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I feel like this could have been explained without using a cadaver. But it's probably just me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

14,375 counts of littering, to be exact.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You ever seen the water bottle challenge? well, our bodies are 75% water.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is some seriously cool shit, specially the board. You need to make a kickstarter!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's run two experiments at once: if you think this post is dumb as shit, click downvote. Let's see what science says.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Not sure how much of this is original, but that is one badass ink job!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet you all my yens (my entire supply) that this is not a scam

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I guess you're saying that Donald Trump is like Lex Luthor but with hair?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

lol.. so wrong. "Don" is ancient german for "forceful grip" and "Ald" is an old word for female genitalia. Meaningless, really.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I mean, I kinda got that from the picture, but thanks. It was a Bioshock reference :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you kindly remind us what it is you do, big daddy? WOULD YOU KINDLY?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Took a minute, but well worth it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Donald Trump saving America from the dragons?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5/7 would definitely do peyote with again

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nor is it meant to be.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Incorrect: green means "more meat, please" and red means "I'm stuffed to the gills, please stop"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Cool, I was concerned I may not be able to have nightmares tonight.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Don't forget about women!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Did you just say that the party that spent the last decade trying to prevent gays from marrying suddenly supports them?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

That turned out pretty good. You have reason to be proud!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Man, this never gets old

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1