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Saw this in a dump, sadly don't remember where.
Nov 28, 2016 3:43 PM
TheBigH1
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Saw this in a dump, sadly don't remember where.
WeylandAve
The imgur classic of digging through year old minor blog posts to find something to be mad about.
ISpendTooMuchTimeHereAnywaySoIMightAsWellMakeAnAccoun
Probably satire. But since it's a game, and the assasins perform impossible feats it's not like a buffer woman would ruin immersion
Gorperino
The blacksmith from assassin's creed brotherhood multilayer was my favorite. He was huge but was just as mobile as anyone.
cheeseriot
You guys ever heard of satire ?
rrlyrae
"spy" with melissa mccarthy was hilarious. she's a plus-sized assassin and pulls it off very well.
AnIntimateGatheringOfCrocodiles
And all the male assassins have been plus size as well?
InnerUniverse
Do people aspire to be "plus size"? If not, then it shouldn't matter that fantasy characters aren't fat.
PffftNext
They just want representation! WAAAAAILS
bitemark
I would totally play a Ms Trunchbull skin. She kills people by throwing them, or with a sleeper hold, no need for a dagger.
nienepientje
There is plus size and plus size. Not all plus is looking like a whale. That's such an awfull thing to say.
AnythingMuchShorter
Plus size can also be tall and big, for example Lucy lawless is a very believable plus size warrior woman.
TheGreatLunchbox
Hey so, not to kill the fun, but this was a satire article on The Stately Harold, same as the "raped by being saved from drowning" chick
THEONEANDONLYJOHNstamos
"Fucking aquatic rape"
bnuihj
This was a fake post in an "onion" like blog.
jasmineelee
The "video game characters with realistic bodies" Crack me up. Trains entire life all day every day but realistic is apparently overweight.
Drake1492
Would a jacked female assassin be plus sized? Like a bruiser?
Catfactory
This is satire from The Stately Harold. They do this for most major games, tv shows, etc.
Dilligaffin
Fat Ass-assin
IMpresington
I would be just fine with Pam.
thrymn
Pam could have easily taken out some of the Brute guards. Just lift them in the air, and launch them off a rooftop.
UnsolicitedRichardPicture
Cocaine Pam? That would be excelsior.
Promethianfire
It's unfair to depict people who do athletic things having athletic figures.
johntbonespartan
This is from a satirical news site
Lemuffinmannn
Plus size doesnt mean fat. In modeling for ladies plus size is actually anything bigger than a stick.
keillrandor
Some top female athletes would probably be considered "plus size" :-/
labellaboobs
They said plus size not obese. Huge difference.
raginglolz
Still, if you've ever even seen the same, there is no chance that anyone capable of doing any part of that game can be "plus sized"
NotAnIroningBoard
Yeah but what they meant and what you meant could be different
LimeMime565
Still. Theyre assassins. They need to be fast and quiet, thus them being as fit as possible is reasonable and needed.
IronicUsername
The article is satire. The full URL is too long but you can find it and ones like it here: http://vindoga.wixsite.com/thestatelyharold
tanuki2k
I was all keen to check out more by clicking on the link.. then I saw they used wix. Nope.
madgodrhinoprime
What the hell would a plus sized assassin do? Try to assassinate a diet and health doctor? Stab bacon burgers?
skelitor120
All joking aside, a fat assassin would be an interesting character. They'd have to employ alot of tactics that didn't involve just running--
skelitor120
--away and climbing tall towers. They'd have the benefit of being more unassuming and nonthreatening, too.
ZooseKatz
C'mon, man. They could attend feasts and poison all the food... after sampling for the best dishes of course. Oh, and multiple feasts a day.
gibbinthegremlin
Hey do not knock the power of bacon..it has been giving people heart attacks for many yummy centuries!!!
StonesOnTheHill
If it wasn't the jumpy-flippy kind, I'd probably make him the Lethal Chef kind of assassin. Either way, he'd play on looking harmless.
KingKrown
gibbinthegremlin
Hey do not knock the power of bacon..it has been giving people heart attacks for many yummy centuries!!!
Colmarr
well no one would expect the fat one to have wristblade. and he could join group fat monks and hide perfectly.
zp99
Don't for get the wrist spork, to complement the wrist blade
OmicronPerseiEight
Especially since a majority of monks are definitely 280+ pounds and in no way go on hunger strikes.
Dinntwin
Genuine laugh from that lol thank you +1
Iforgetmyusernameeasily
I want a 500 pound assassin leaping from roof to roof.
JigsawLV
Then go and do it, your 500 pounds are just as good ^^
Iforgetmyusernameeasily
No I want your 500lb mom to do it, I'm way bellow that whale weight.
JigsawLV
If you wanted to go for a yo mama joke, you should have set the bar higher. 1000 pounds. Your blue whale that you call your mom. etc.
IllusivePanda
All I can picture is a sumo wrestler sized man in white hooded robes attempting a leap of faith and the perch he's on just snapping
Attacker732
*Snap!* "FUCK! NOT AGAAaaaaiiiiin-!"
StormWingDelta
lol Gravity would like to have a word with said assassin. XD
Clockwerkpegasus
I've read that fanfic
blmcdonald
What is "Kek"? I keep seeing it on posts like this
ComplimentGuy
Someone help us.
EternalSunshineOfTheSpotlessMind
(1) From WoW. The two factions (Alliance and Horde) can't communicate in chat. So the chats are run through and in-game translator, so that
EternalSunshineOfTheSpotlessMind
(2) it's unreadable to the opposing faction. When typed by the Horde, "lol" is seen as "kek" to the Alliance. tl;dr - "kek" = "lol".
blmcdonald
Wow. That's...huh. Alright well thanks!
HalphPint
Fatassins Creed
skwint
Climb onto a moderately high wall and then jump on the targets head. It saves trying to smuggle weapons through security.
jo0nes
JaimeFookinLannister
Fatass-assin's Creed
Darkspire
Yep. She just sits on the targets face to kill them.
Th0tPatrol
Jesus
TrustyBadmash
Assassins greed
ohiofulcrum
Assassins Feed
Knovas
Am supposed to be grocery shopping, instead I'm on imgur... laughed too hard at this!! +1
TheMightyMoto
I am all for characters that aren't all sticks and all, but assassins creed is not one that I feel would need a fat character.
AtomicPotato7
You kill the fat people
ImJustASalad
Yeah, back then fat meant wealth and power.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
I'm pretty sure they have fat people in those games. They're just not assassins...
AwkwardBiblophile
I mean an assassin in a corset isn't much better.
foibledagain
They're actually pretty good about the limitations boned corsets place on movement, I was impressed.
DarkwingDuc
A.) Original article is satire. OP sucks. B.) I agree with you. I don't want +sized characters, but I'd like ones that at least look strong.
PeacefulWarfare
Rhinehardt
FsImgur
Eugenia Cooney - the ultimate assassin. https://youtu.be/b93GefaZxb8
MoonGirlCat
I do believe I've of the targets in the first game was fat. And the second one? If I recall correctly.
malikcarr
You could have a fat assassin easily, just he'd be the social infiltrator type who poisons or strangles people, not an acrobatic roofrunner.
Attacker732
I don't know... One of AC's main strengths is the verticality of combat & traversing.
malikcarr
I didn't say it was a good idea, just that it was very possible. Maybe you could use him for side missions?
Attacker732
I don't know. A side-mission that varies drastically from the rest of the game is a high-risk high-reward proposition.
malikcarr
This whole idea is predicated on trying to appease the "body positive" whiners, just as a reminder.
Seanspeed
Of course not. It's a joke article.
mallywanders
In time context in those games fat=rich=less anonymity=bad choice. Even fat acrobats. That's an auto "you're so and so"
GodEmperorOfImgur
Hint: They want a plus-size character because then they can validate their size with "See! Fat people can be healthy!"
strife137
Hint: It was fucking satire
strife137
Hint: It was fucking satire
GodEmperorOfImgur
Poe's law.
DishonorablyDischargedGrammerNazi
They better make at least one gay though, just to be safe.
IllusivePanda
Could go full Baldur's Gate remake or Dragon Age and have a token transsexual in a pre industrial setting that everyone accepts as normal
NaxAttack
In Dragon Age, Krem wasn't accepted as normal by everyone. The reason he left Tevinter was BECAUSE he wasn't accepted for being transgender.
Zaranthan
They actually did. One of the mission lines in AC Syndicate comes from someone who is clearly a woman in a suit. The characters don't blink.
INTOTHEMOTHERLANDTHEGERMANARMYMARCH
A lot of times during those days women dressed a men and pretended to be them so they could be taken seriously. IE a lot of female pirates
Velociferocks
Like James Kidd/Mary Read that showed up in AC 4
iDrinkDrano
So long as it makes sense in the context and isn't pandering. Otherwise it's just like gaybaiting all over again.
iDrinkDrano
Tokenism. That's the word I was looking for.
secretoaster
Id actually would like to see a fat support character on battlefield. I mean not plus sized, but just fat.
secretoaster
But he'll get a bigger in than most people, but he moves little slower. But gun shoots at 2000 rpm and you get 1000 round backpack
PeacefulWarfare
Just play overwatch all sorts of thick characters. Fat people typically aren't the heroes of lore though. It's typically fit people.
TheRealestLurker
Roadhog is thicc
PeacefulWarfare
Mei, zarya, roadhog, torbjorn,
glitchead
Zarya is RIPPED though.
daguq
For the hit reg?
link117318
Final fantasy 15 has that fat guy from the movie and he was a good kingsglaive soldier. I think he is gonna be in the game as well
WhitePhoenix
To get into the military they don't let you be morbidly obese.
BreakingBillnye
All I can think of is that gif of the very large man firing a pistol really fast.
glitchead
Heheheh...
DorthLous
Thing is, have a general population that was far less fat back then + rations during war + army recruitment and training restrictions...
PontifexMechanicus
Army recruitment and training restrictions in WWI, you're a funny guy. Three limbs, a pulse, an old enough to stay home alone? Good to go!
PleaseLeave
A fat person in those ages wouldnt be notable at all... Wait noticeable? Whatever the word is, too lazy to check it in translator
AwkwardBiblophile
I mean plus size doesn't need to mean fat.
thecyprus
Syndicate is actually a pretty modern AC game, 1890s I think. Still might apply, but most of the others are several hundred years ago.
lowflyingbombs
They are interchangable in this context.
Flyms
being fat there was mostly about being rich....
PleaseLeave
Yeah but i think it would still be a minority of people who would be fat
Flyms
That's what i meant. "Rich" enough people to buy much food were a minority. Sry if it looked like an counter argument.
Hetuni
Eh, anyone could've bought the food, but they usually had more to worry about than just getting more food. IE buying other things.
PleaseLeave
No probs dude
TheLastOfTheGood
There are no male plus size Victoria Secret models.
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TheLastOfTheGood
Everybody that posted a comment give a least a little bit of a shit.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
I initially read that as Victorian...
TheLastOfTheGood
I like this better
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Needs more dwarf amputee lionkin as well.
awesomedork
QuiteADapperAsshole
Well that's even more likely- at least the male plus size model has tits.
Buckbeak1486
And that is a true problem.
FusRoDoodles
Let me say as a fat girl this is a problem we should rectify immediately.
Buckbeak1486
I would love to see you in Victoria's Secret! Or, Lane Bryant.
FusRoDoodles
I would happily go to both of those stores if they advertised chunky men in underwear
HaveYouSeenMyLSD
a VERY serious problem
treadwords
I would've been a male model but then I saw the lack of diversity in Victoria's secret and became an engineer instead.
TheLastOfTheGood
Regrets?
treadwords
... sorry, I can't tell if you thought I was serious or not?
absolutezero182
Just that the world cannot see the glory of my half naked jiggly body
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
Sexism
energ1ze
Well... not officially :D.
TheLastOfTheGood
Lol
CoRektiveAction
"I know all there is to know..."
thdudedude
Thats my fetish
TheAlviss
Nor assassin's
TheLastOfTheGood
As far as we know.
Youareobscure
Man we really need to get more victoria's secret assasin models
Voidhawk42
What did you think the "Secret" was? It's the clan of highly trained lingerie-ninjas.
PoopFrosting
you know what, if they can show me a plus-size person doing all that assassin acrobatic shit, i'll fight for it alongside them
threepwood007
Mirt the Moneylender!
starscape678
Kevin James. Dude is fit as fuck.
poopypostapproval
If a plus sized person did all that acrobatic shit they're shed the weight. So the logic just isn't there
KtotheUZGandaUn
Redneck Ninja
Roumenov
Sammo Hung!
ILikeToCallItLostWages
http://pa1.narvii.com/5723/dc906a3cfa35892a902fec550c63295174c0523c_hq.gif
FubinacaZombie
Because the physics in those games is so realistic even for skinny folks? Please.
silverhands
It's more that, if you got truly skilled at this sort of thing, by the time you got skilled you would be skinny.
TheVagab0nd
Kevin Owens
n641026
[Jim Cornette Intensifies ]
temujin9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zja-rkeXUxk
temujin9
or https://youtu.be/SsfxsZR98S8?t=345
silverfoxxflame
Brief time at westpoint, there was an upper classman who looked out of shape compared to everyone. potbelly and the like. We all wondered
silverfoxxflame
How he passed the physical fitness test until he started doing handstand pushups for fun one day.
LowerLands
Even then just because it's possible with the odd person doesn't mean it's "a problem" that the character isn't like that
SherlockH0LMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeosdcWazos
GeneralBullshit
I mean, I'd watch from afar, cheering at them, perhaps giving some motivational speach at least. Go to the thing!
zackofspades
Didn't Kevin James just release a movie about this?
ISpendTooMuchTimeHereAnywaySoIMightAsWellMakeAnAccoun
Because athletic people can jump off towers and land in hay unharmed while fat people go splatt in real life.
AdogeKitler
edasm
Assassin's Suicide- that's a different game.
Sockpuppetmastermind
Same
JVM205
http://imgur.com/st3qYL3
knatily
Uh, I'm pretty sure basically no human can do the things in that video game...
TheDivineUsersub
https://media.giphy.com/media/sPseIi6MECImI/giphy.gif
StarryPlough
Why? Most people aren't fat so why would they make a fictional hero fat?
ILikeToCallItLostWages
tomyironmane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqzUI5t9qJ4 Ahem.
brainplay
A 1 minute routine and she's sweating. Keep that up for 30min and we'll talk.
Gorperino
GylfieTheOwl
Does Kung Fu Panda count?
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-r9P5bB0Jvjs/VIjNMyM23jI/AAAAAAAAigU/YTAy6i3s1e0/w426-h239/kkk.gif
Ryebread91
To be fair there's some big athletic women out there who would be plus size. Though that's obviously now the satires point.
GGKorppi300
Heterochromicat
Dagg'um Ty'gor +1
ruferto
thats a 2-headed ogre not a person
TychoTheMad
"sneakin' (shh, quiet)"
SharkoutofWata
distortedlens
This would have been a great gif. Damn it
Monticello19
TheEternalLeaf
Holy fuck. Also thanks for posting it, the gif wouldn't play for me.
Hetuni
It's not playing for me :(
Quaaaaartz
Even if plus-size person can do this it's not a reason to force people to put plus-size person in game
Valharroth
+1 don't sacrifice artistic integrity to appease certain segments. And as a lard ass, I don't really see the need to have see it in games.
ItWasNotMeItWasTheOneArmedMan
Hear hear. I'm a fast chick and I'd be confused by a fat assassin, not offended.
TrueNorthernLights
Likewise. Be realistic. You could have a plus size gal as a love intetest, scientist/engineer, you name it, but doing high dives into hay?
Qualtagh
It's only a reason to question why there are so few in gaming overall. No one game bears the responsibility to diversify.
CaptainScarfish
In general, the only plus sized women that make sense in an action oriented video game are bodybuilders ie. Zarya
Qualtagh
There are genres in which every character being equally fit makes sense. But the trend influences all genres. It's not baseless, just odd.
lcplspanky
Play a game with a tank character then, they tend to be plus sized, #gragas
feeltheice
Because if you are living an active lifestyle like those associated as the hero's in games... you tend not to be plus sized.
Qualtagh
That's a plausible explanation. But it makes the large breasts common to female protagonists even more confusing.
IamNotInfected
It's almost as if video games were not reality...
HamsterOnAGoat
ElevenHells
kek
Mack1986
He said person. Jack black isn't people
shutard
OPENYOURMOUTH
If this is a movie...is it possible to watch it?
shutard
It was on Netflix once upon a time.
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
He's a panda! *points at Po* You're a panda! What are you gonna do big guy? Sit on me?
OPENYOURMOUTH
Fly back there and tell them... the real Dragon Warrior... is coming home.
Comito
Don't tempt me.
SaturdayMidmorning
A lot of weird plus sized hate showing up. Some of us train hard and move easily. High endurance even. Check FatGirlRunning.
tomyironmane
... on the other hand, if I have to spend 200+ hours looking at an ass, it better be an attractive one. No one bitches about no fat dudes...
ajvxn
I agree. Some people don't get it. And I bet they couldn't get through 30 mins of a 90 min spin class.
tomyironmane
I just linked a video of that one fat girl pole dancing, because holy shit she was good....
Hetuni
Endurance, but can you guys do what happens in AC? That would need someone to be a fucking godlike athlete to do
PerhapsAnotherPerspective
Yes, because character realism is strictly adhered to in AC... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFfT3svTn_w
Hetuni
...Other than that.
BigAdam
Already got time travel, aliens, and bullshit up the wazoo, lets have some fat assassins.
Curiousone545
*SMH is Kung fu Panda not good enough for them?!
RyukR
Lmao, like the concept of an animus wasn't bullshit enough?
Lachastabiker
Mmm actually.. Never mind
iDrinkDrano
The fat assassin: cardiac arrest
teknoman117
I used to do awesome assassin stuff, but then I took an arrow to the flab.
imshibagel
I honestly wouldn't, knowing it's an anomaly and risking fat people think they can do the same then they have heart attacks
TrueNorthernLights
It would depend on the person. I know a hefty lady who has a VERY strong heart.
ashmenon
Exactly, anomalies. It's like how SOME kids would have the brains to know not to try stupid stuff at home, but you still had to be careful >
ashmenon
> about warning them anyway.
YoungJables
Lol i just want to meet these people everyone references in comments. "Saw it in a game that means i can do it also!"
imshibagel
Maybe you werent around during the prime of Jackass and swordfighting neckbeards
YoungJables
Jackasses appeal was that they were joe average. Anyone could do it. I don't know anything about sword fighting neckbeards.
imaclubbingseal
Look at Sammo Hung. Like Jackie, he does his own stunts.
Solomon13
Sammo Hung, Yuen Biao and Jackie Chan are the golden trio, but even they would struggle with modern political corrrectness
VoidIncarnate
I loved their classic HK movies with Yuen Biao.
eetsumkaus
came here to say this. The dude defies physics
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Not just like Jackie. The motherfucker fought Bruce Lee at his prime and the match was called a draw. Sammo Hung is amazing.
BangForTheBuck
I also hear he's well Hung
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Your joke is juvenile and obvious. It also made me chuckle, so +1.
BangForTheBuck
I'm not on my best pun game today :/
Nyoibo83
Also the scar on his lip was from someone slashing his face in a bar brawl
IllusivePanda
He may be a big dude but he's also both strong and a dude.
imaclubbingseal
The statement said "person" didn't specify gender. :) though games are fantasies so if people wanted to fantasize about plus-sized assassin
AcidOPhilus
wow come on, this is the one time imgur actually talks about biological sex and NOW you use "gender"?
imaclubbingseal
(2) they would make a game about plus sized assassin dressed in rainbow if that's what people want
Roumenov
Dude, I want that. Lol. It could be like the Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon expansion.
OhFuckItWasTaken
OneBarWarrior1
Nyet97
R.i.p
GamermanRPGKing
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/IdJzwpRiJ17zeKjVzH5WsOWLef2cE4JQ-zWODqCbUNV_iWAvKnlswwd40KvfbBU4g_AEGJo=s131
Raidenn
*grabs beer*
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Now show me running a marathon without breaks.
HelloMax
That's a man tho...
asspickle
yeah but hes dead
MeantoChildren
@poopfrosting
GodEmperorOfImgur
The request was doing "All that assassin acrobatics" Doing one backflip is not really what assassins do, Try Urban parkour instead.
TheMightyAku
FOR NARNIA
TheMightyAku
FOR NARNIA
plainoldfool
For one, IIRC, he was a cheerleader earlier in life. He trained to do this stuff while he was physically capable of doing so. It's (1)
plainoldfool
not like he started when he was heavy. I'm a fat dude and I wouldn't be able to do this unless I cut weight. Second, he ded.
GodEmperorOfImgur
Now show him doing urban parkour, jumping from roof top to roof top for hours on end.
effigyoma
Hah! I freakin' new this one was coming. It's possible for someone to have both muscle and fat.
ZachPutland
I didn't see any fat gymnasts or runners in the Olympics
brainplay
Yes but while muscle is heavy it still propels you while fat is just dead weight. The amount of extra muscle needed is pretty high.
classicrapeydolphin
Why does it look like he slows down in mid-air?
silverhands
His upwards acelleration drop to 0, And he rotates his legs forwards, pushing his torso back decellerating his horizontal momentum.
danishjuggler21
When you're airborne, all changes in motion occur around your center of gravity.
ImGonnaGetTheBooty
Air resistance.
BYERE
So much increased surface area.
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
All that fat had to catch up somehow
ChiefFireTooth
You ever seen the water bottle challenge? well, our bodies are 75% water.
Hetuni
Gravity
Hooblado
Because he does, he throws his left leg back slowing the rest of his body down mid flip.
runechan
His gravity field imparting motion to the Earth slowing him relative to it.
wlfman
ignore air resistance, it's because higher mass has a higher rotational inertia
Forestsky
.
wlfman
why have you dotted me?!?
DongSayaDae
Evryone does that - you are leaned back when you go airborne, then you land leaning forward - so for a time your upper body doesnt move -
SuperiorPosterior
Making it look like people float in midair when doing those flips - weight matters but its not the main reason it looks awesome doing those.
DongSayaDae
Making it look like people float in midair when doing those flips - weight matters but its not the main reason it looks awesome doing those.
LoopStricken
Making it look like people float in midair when doing those flips - weight matters but its not the main reason it looks awesome doing those.
DongSayaDae
Making it look like people float in midair when doing those flips - weight matters but its not the main reason it looks awesome doing those.
JohnnyDeppression
Now do a plus sized woman.
RaspyVoicedRapscallion
Gotchu https://imgur.com/OoqykRm
DarthZerma
Gotchu
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EdumamacationUSay
I did a plus sized woman. What should I do now?
plastikb0y
High five
CurlySwede
You forgot to film it, redo the right way
Zokathra
Your mother is at least +++ though.
Koshunae
I think theres a country song about something similar. Double XL, I think
amishcannoli
Do her again, man.
JohnnyDeppression
Broke the cardinal rule of the internet, pics or it didn't happen.
Djmachale1
Do you really want those kind of pictures of OPs mother?
EdumamacationUSay
I don't follow bird rules.
RockmanModelZ
Gotchu
idej
I need more upvotes to give you
Rovenlock
i feel kinda bad for her
ashmenon
Props to her for having the guts to do that on stage though.
Iamthismoment
This guy learned all his moves when he wasn't fat. Then had a medical problem and is now back into training
Assfullofbread
Why are you commenting such bullshit? That guy died of an overdose a few years ago so shut the fuck up
Iamthismoment
Wow....
codpeace
I can't find any info by googling. All I have to go on is "fat guy back flip dead". Anyone have source?
Iamthismoment
Google "No Excuses tricker "
codpeace
Ty sir! And RIP, sounds like he was a pretty amazing dude.
thecolonels
No he is dead.
OrganicToeFungus
I thought he was dead...
Iamthismoment
Yep, you're right, 2014. Poor dude
jakefromreddit
Yeah, unfortunately.
bonvivantofviolence
What happened?
bearstrike
Only losers quit training when they die
M4rt1nV
The skeleton army: an equal opportunity recruiter!
AliBarber
If the article is written by the girl in the picture then it's satire. She's Australian, writes a lot of satirical pieces
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Their argument is that skinny characters create an unhealthy image. That's valid. Their solution? Make everyone obese. Not valid
SgtChowdown
but why look up facts when Imgur will insta-FP anything hating on women and fat people????
CyborgScribe
Shhh. Don't let reality ruin the idiots anti-feminist fantasy.
Hewhoseesall
She's fucking Canadian
CosBlade
Oh, thank God.
SpartaWolf117
problem is a lot of people don't understand satire anymore, and will take it at face value
OfficerBathtub
Shes amercian and she hates us aussies for eating vegemite cause appariently its racist..
Sypher11701
Lots of "plus sized" women are very attractive, like my wife for example. But, doing the stuff these characters do? Please, she'd be dead.
Tanwolf
She reads what you write on here don't she?
Sypher11701
Lol, no, she really is hot. She's not one of those whale chicks.
ElAuror
She's Cassidy Boon and is Canadian... not Australian...
NexiKuro
This reminds me of that Jezebel "why no No woman's sky?" bait article that got posted here too, good shit.
norill
NexiKuro
http://jezebel.com/why-isnt-it-called-no-womans-sky-1785411230
rushingnothing
Yeah. I love her stuff and I love posting it on my Facebook so people who are to stupid to source info get all butt hurt
bobbynixon
Not satire on buzzfeed/MTV
Vassinator
She's Canadian you spastic, Australians have roasted the living shit out of her for her vegemite and Aboriginal Callout.
MOTHERFUCKINGVIRGINMARY
Cassidy boon I think. Marcus dibble did a great roast of her look for it.
ratchet3789
She doesn't. Shes a cunt and YouTubers called her out for it and she went into maximum "IZ JUS JOEK GUIZ" mode.
Bulk101
'Marvels "Daredevil" sets unrealistic standards for blind people and needs to be banned NOW!'
DorminRader
She's hot.
WhitePhoenix
It's hard to tell. There are actual articles out there where they would say this with a straight face.
LeJacquelope
Yup. It's impossible to do satire anymore.
SuperPickle17
satire requires unbelievable articles. sadly, nothing is unbelievable. Thanks obama.
giorgios991
This man will give you all the information you need about this baboon. https://youtu.be/yA7iCp9kRyo
DorminRader
But does the take it in the butt? That's all i wanna know.
SoMuchPooPooSon
The problem is people like her exist in real life, no satire. That's why people can't tell anymore.
ThisisNotfunnyatall
No imgur is upset and we need to now talk about it
plebianmaximus
Satire and nudes I guess. Only way some girls get attention. Inb4 I'm downvoted to hell. But it's true.
PedestrianElectrobastard
You can't make satire out of feminism. There's literally nowhere they won't go.
YeMumIsTheEpic360NoScoper
Cassidy Boon look up Marcus Dibble reacts to Cassidy Boon. She says she got raped when someone tried to save her from drowning.
mistresskittymittens
That's a psycho canadian girl who went to my high school and thrives on creating drama. Stop posting about her it feeds her.
BloopHooHooGotYourNipNop
I know this girl personally and she is nor Australian or serious. All her blogs and videos are just to get people pissed so she gets views.
HighAltidude
Mmmm, satire..... Let's go with could be satire if you're autistic
Catsandbutts
Hey, I'm far from skinny and I'm cosplay ing Evie Frye and I ROCK it. So.
DorminRader
I wanna see that shit, gurrl.
Catsandbutts
I'm finishing it up, once it's good, I'll totes show ya.
wrekemrobbie
she's not a fucking Australian cunt
Seanspeed
If anybody took 10 seconds to check the source, they'd see it's a joke site.
DidItForScience
But that would ruin the 4chan circle jerk.
Retr0Futurist
Yeah but then they don't get to be outraged at women
fyemo
Wow why are you so outraged at men
Flyndaran
That would require them to consider for one fucking moment that most morbidly obese people aren't clinically insane and evil.
Jicks
Whats the source? There's no information in this picture.
ExodusMemes
but she isnt australian. she called australians racist becasue vegimite was black, im pretty sure shes canadian
LanceCrossfire
And yet maple syrup is brown!! Who's the racist now!?!?
drakeirving
it's amber you uneducated imbecile
LordMoo
*ebony
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Pretty sure we would call ourselves that. You don't understand how sarcastic, ironic and self-deprecating our humour is.
ExodusMemes
but i am an aussie...
LordIggy
Or all commonwealth humour really. We are far more likely to self-deprecate than we are to put down our fellow Aussies, Kiwis, Canucks, etc.
woopwooppulloverdatasstoofat
shhh you're ruining the imgur circle jerk
IEatBaconBurgers
Against who? Stupid people?
wererat2000
...yes.
Groznek
Well, people are stupid enough to take this at face value, so sure.
helpim18whatshappening
I thought she was the girl who said she hated Australians, Cassidy Boon right?
YeMumIsTheEpic360NoScoper
The whale
ImABloodThirstyDuck
Didn't she also say she hates Star Wars because it's sexist?
helpim18whatshappening
I believe she did, but its all meant to be satire, shes just very good at making it look like its not
JohnnySilverhand
Cassidy baboon
helpim18whatshappening
I see someone else has been dabbling with the dibble, i assume, or else i sound fuckin weird
JohnnySilverhand
Jesus "Muzz" Dibble yes I know him
No1Queenjew
You guys wanna have a 3 way with a framed photo of jesus dibble watches on the wall?
helpim18whatshappening
Oh thank god i dont just sound weird
iraxdescence
She's also the one who said she's suing someone for rescuing her against her will. It's satire.
blairmichod
*settles for seven figures* It's just a prank, bro!
helpim18whatshappening
Very satire, although shes good at what she does, had jesus dibble fooled there
HeartOfMedusa
He said in the video that he knew it was a troll
helpim18whatshappening
Huh, i must've missed that, its been a while rip