CheckMate343

11358 pts ยท December 14, 2013


If I seem clever, I'm usually not. If I seem like an asshole, I usually am.

Ted Cruz's goddamned funeral

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thinking of her as Bizarro Fox Mulder is the funniest thing I've encountered all day. Thank you

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

More money than I will EVER SEE IN MY LIFE 2/2 ??

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm just treating this like my last trip to vegas but also liking that if I just commit to losing and not leaving a hedge fund will lose 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They won't.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Comparing that to a home loan or any other loan is making a molehill of a mountain. 3/3

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Literally cannot leave without him or live without his actual permission, as he would quite literally own the air you breathe. 2/3

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Because in this case, failing to pay off your debt doesn't just result in bankruptcy. You're in a colony owned by him on a planet you 1/?

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

At least it was kinda close last time. Fuck man, I did my part.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basic law of life #2: Don't act like food

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everytime I see this I lose it when Tapper says "alright rep-" when he figures this guy is just done talking.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was cathartic and some of the most fun I've had all year.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#4 I actually got the governor of Texas (my governor technically) to block me on twitter because I called him a lot of mean names.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

This is ~2:40 into it if you start that early so almost certainly the extended

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Those are student cadets from Texas A&M, the special exhibition parade unit. Source: was a cadet at A&M, I recognize the uniform.

5 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

This guy, Falwell, had a scandal come out that his "family values" were watching his wife get fucked by their poolboy. So, a major hypocrite

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Noone said they were, the comment was about actual people who wear actual swastikas and actually call themselves nazis

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Interesting take is 74 million voted Trump, a number wanted him and now hate the GOP for turning on him. Might actually kill em.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's saying the Nazi's now not the Nazi's then.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"What are you doing step-dom?"

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

10 years old is still season 22+ which is "newer" than 9

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Best description I've ever seen is "A homosexual romance disguised as a recruiting movie disguised as an action movie"

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Man I thought this was way more recent for some reason

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that's a show I've not thought of in a long time in a view I wish I hadn't. Thanks though.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

By any god I wish this weren't real. How can this be real? How can we come to this? How can so many vote for more of it? Please God, tell me

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

*Two machine guns

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

For the record, speaking as an... afficionado of pain meds, it was Lidocaine. Also, good on you not taking the stronger opioids. Shit's bad

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0