ChairCavalry

13007 pts ยท October 17, 2014


Her reasoning was that if it was something really important I would have called her back.

10 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 12

Banged my rifle barrel on the edge of the stand while aiming and had to do a hasty lead as he started to run.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Yes because I have to drive to work through that cloud of white bullshit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You guys organize your jacks? We just kind of stick them under pallets and threaten violence on anyone who tries to steal the good ones.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really don't though. I work at Scholastic. I'm happy enough that I'm helping in my own way to help kids learn and maybe do what I didn't.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually no. Bystanders got their hunting rifles from their car and pinned the sniper down long enough for police to climb the tower.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just the two of us?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Don't even get me started. I've got just enough American Indian in me to make beards impossible but not enough to eliminate a creepy 'stash.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rapes him with a dildo and tattoos "Rapist" on his chest. Among other things.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Dude rapes and whips her. She gets revenge.

11 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 0

Yeah but what about outside? Or is outside just one big room?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There was no such thing as a smoking room. Everyone smoked everywhere.

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

He wasn't actually claiming that it was something he mixed up.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

You misunderstand. He was saying that the fracking committee refuses to tell people EXACTLY what chemicals they're using.

11 years ago | Likes 339 Dislikes 6

I think they were, actually. Maybe a meter, I think. I'd have to dredge up the engineering textbook I read it in.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have fun in Leavenworth. A friend of mine oversees the kitchen there. The food's not bad so you've got that going for you.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Who is Colin Noir, Alex?

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

I am so proud of everyone who took part in this.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And Shaq came back covered in a tire track...

11 years ago | Likes 716 Dislikes 4

Been browsing the weapons board for eight years. Does that mean I have to leave imgur in the next two years?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet here we are on the front page.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

Now go buy a strapon.

11 years ago | Likes 1679 Dislikes 12

Does that include the "Getting burnt to the ground by Sherman" part?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I was going to say he could be doing something productive and useful with his time instead. Then I realized this is hour 4 of imgur lurking.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, we just mail them sex toys, pizza, and glitter.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0