I hope you assholes enjoyed that extra hour of sleep. Sincerely, the night shift.
Best day of my life today. First deer after five years of no luck.
What the hell kind of cleaner did you use?!
I can still hear the song in my head.
When you finish your fap session
RIP Nathan Cirillo
This hits home for me.
I'm a security guard. Behind this door are servers containing the company's financial records and the personal info for 450 employees.
This guy gets it
A rather clever practical joke
I just learned Cedric the Entertainer is coming to my (and his) birth town.
I went for a walk and found this
It's been April 1st for 20 minutes.
Inspiration or Humor. You decide.
Well at least he's not masturbating.
Just some friendly advice.
Was practicing Photoshop. Turned out better than I hoped.
Apparently he eats at Freddy's
MRW about to fail 2/3s of my classes and lose all my scholarships
Left for college 3 months ago
A Halloween Tale
Spread the Love.
IVAN CHESNOKOV
We won guys!
When people ask me about my user bio
First Responder Stories and AMA