CatchTheDuffman

1895 pts ยท May 7, 2012


I held my dog while he died too. He was sick in my hair.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The plastic in "Plastic Surgery" doesn't refer to plastic the material. It refers to plastic (as opposed to elastic) remodelling.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're not jealous of her. Not one bit. What you are is "envious".

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Wah Wah Fucking Wah.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Wow, this is what it's like to be a time traveller!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The met are in charge of security at the palace. You'd just get arrested if you tried to do anything stupid.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Robert Jownie Dunior. A famous black actor.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This word hilarious ... I don't think it means what you think it means.

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

That's why you don't argue with mantis shrimp.Your range of visible light is clearly the most important factor in determining absolute truth

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Only one's in hell though.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Boys, and cold hearted killers. But clearly they self identified as female, you heartless fiend.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Lassie that mauled Timmy knew exactly what she was doing.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, but I was just quoting Homer Simpson. And then you suddenly claim an intimate knowledge of Hitler's dogs immortal soul?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

You knew Hiter's dog?

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Of course some dogs go to hell. Like Hitler's dog, and that dog Nixen had. Chester. And one of the lassies, the one who mauled Timmy.

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 7

A pointless addition, it's Australia, all the spiders an venomous. If you leave a beagle in Australia long enough, it'll become venomous.

12 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Careful now.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"We didn't have anything wrong with us". Sure sounds that way...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and they were happy and in heaven. You see, apparently shoes have soles.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was distraught, knowing what I'd driven these poor shoes to. I even ended up going to a priest for guidance. He said it was ok though ...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

whoever I sold them to would turn up at my door the next morning. In the end, the shoes lost it, stole a car and drove it off a bridge...

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

local to my home. They wanted to see the world, so I'd end up waking up in bizarre places every morning. I tried to get rid of them but ...

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I had shoes like that before. They would take me home no matter how drunk I got. After a while though, they got bored taking me from my ...

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This pig in the next generation is even more fun.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gob's not on board...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure, they're all lies. But, they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Of course. "Hang on in there sheepy, I need to go get the camera and tripod, then set it all up."

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who took those photographs? "Hell no, don't help keep me from falling into this raging sea, take photos! I'll look badass on the internet"

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0