Carnification

209 pts ยท August 19, 2012


You have traveled far to get here, mortal. Well maybe not that far. Just a quick click on the namearooni there. But anyways. I'm Max. I like beer and cooking and dank maymays. My goal in life is to become the most average cook ever. If you're reading this, send me a message. I'll put a pin in the map of people I've talked to.

A bit late to the party, but a guy on YouTube is making one from scratch. He goes by Clickspring if you want to check it out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've used this information many times to my benefit at parties.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He used his "college knowledge" and rotated them in a cup of saltwater for like five minutes. Chilled the drinks real quick. 2/3

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

A guy at a restaurant just stocked some drinks I wanted into the fridge from the back room and said it'd be 30 minutes until they cool 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Atlanta Falcons. Going to the super bowl for the first time since 1998.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rise Up!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Runny?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kennesaw Mountain reporting.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dotpls

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the best job I've had by far. I never thought I would enjoy my work enough to turn it into a hobby as well.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Machinist here. I will be as well.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Username checks out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Icelandic.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I thought this was a diode from the thumbnail.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Animus

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show them you want to change your image. Listen to music or something. Don't let them get to you. Ignore them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a dongle that comes with the phone that you can plug your 3.5mm jacks into.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

I'm so glad your master programmed you for good.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At least you made up for those downvotes.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wasn't that outlawed in the 1800s?

9 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 3

I thought these were frog anatomy pictures from the thumbnail.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's basically a Bill Nye the Science Guy that chefs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an Atlantan, I can vouch.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's unfortunate that he updates only once a month, but I guess that's what we get when it comes to the high quality of his videos.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clickspring!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's why he looks familiar! I was trying to place him.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now there's an improvement.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Username checks out.

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