“I would have gotten away with it to if it wasn’t for being a complete fucking idiot”
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96
Bet you didn’t know this existed. Yellow watermelon!
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627
Mutt butt
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1397
My mom's homemade "Disney World Alligator" magnet
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500
Hoe Land! I mean, Land Ho!
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53
It's a suppository.
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98
When you poo but the wipe comes back clean and there is nothing in the toilet
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246
So this is happening right now....
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20
Welcome to the neighborhood!
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29
This is some DLC I would actually pay for
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52
Made me BATMN at lunch so I made it so you can too
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975
I guess they couldn’t wait
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MFW my GF asks if I know what this Pornhub promotion was all about. Thanks Imgur...
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738
Paying all my taxes in one go.
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140
Chilliest little dog ever!
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0
5
So much sky with so little eyes on it
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49
My sincerest sympathies
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34
Damn it Jeffy, use your big boy words!
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80
Although, he is still doing it right.
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70
After seeing the Nailed It Cosplay on the front page.
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MRW I get home to my computer after watching porn on phone for 2 weeks cause I was staying with family out of town.
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328
Co-worker broke one of my micro-machines the other day.... Today I am $22K in debt.
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51
Portrait of a Dog
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406
Boom Boom Boom Bait. You got that super bait.
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535
When you are making the map and it feels a bit CT sided...
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207
MRW the pizza guy shows up but they're late.
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257
This has Front Page written all over it!
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711
Facebook $2 Billion later.
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37
Why don't these actually exist?
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1
It's my 4 year cake day and I've never sold out for points
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76
Open your special eyes!
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851
Only eats GMO Free organic cat poop.. aka Kitty Cookies
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359
MRW the pizza guy shows up.
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GFs in the other room browsing user submitted. Wonder if she will recognize our little guy.
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40
My Dog dump!
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273
I'll never look at bubble wrap the same again
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335
I grew up playing with two plumbers tripping balls.
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2
40
Baxter! You know I don't speak spanish!
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398
My Chihuahua Corgi mix.
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342
About right
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0
144
One situation that I liked Bing better than google.
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71
I feel like I actually accomplished something.
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27
Saw this on Steam, figured someone here would appreciate a new background as much as I did.
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GF said we couldn't get a tree this year so I improvised.
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85
When you see it.
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1263
Forgot that I requested a joke to be waiting for me in my hotel room. I'll be making this request more often.
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105
Feels like so long ago.
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987
is that...
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37
When I say I am a game tester people always say "Aww lucky" but here is doge to sum up how I feel about my job.
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255
Gave this to my GF, later found it in the recycling. Can't tell if she is doing it right or being a bitch.
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52
MRW I saw that the Velociraptor cage from Jurassic Park was up for auction.
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Made after my experience with Solo queue...
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63
Just seeing this makes me hear it.
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71
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
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47