CaptainSpoonbeard

2472 pts · October 6, 2016


Captain of the Ironspoon, and they call me Spoonbeard on account of all these tiny pewter spoons I keep in my beard, I captured them from a Gnomish soup-galleon.

How fast could you expect? The average family is 3, maybe 4 bodies, and that's gotta require a lot of time to raise that many. I do not know the answer here, I am not a necromancer. Okay, admittedly, that sounds exactly like what a necromancer would say if they were tryna lay low, right, but I am not a necromancer, so that is not a concern.

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I have not seen anyone talking about world trade currency status in the global market. If the US economy collapses, the other world governments will probably choose a more stable currency for global trade, and then we really need to panic. At that point, there is nothing we can do to pay foreign debts, and domestic life becomes a lot more challenging. My statements are anecdotal at best, and I have no source. Idle words of a wandering mind.

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Ich sprache, vielleicht nicht gut, aber ich habe keine leiben für meine Vaterland. Wegbringen Mich, bitte. Bitte schön. :(

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Fafcinating info, Ftranger. Thankf!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My Good Internet Stranger, I also am a bit buzzed, and I am absolutely certain that George Carlin was buzzed when he said the original.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oakland High School is more famous for their sherry.

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More than likely a bible-belt state or Utah. I know Utah bans the 'hub, but also I would not be surprised if the hardright Christians got "research" banned in other states, too. The US has pretty strict censorship and restrictions in our more religious states.

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Pfft, you won't hear any complaints from me if I die working on a car because poor-quality metal is used in load-bearing safety equipment.

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BBC means British Broadcasting Corporation. I looked it up.

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I want you to be wrong. You're not, I know, and I am educated just enough to know why, but please be wrong.

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My best guess is a baby, two-eyed variation of those explodey fish that chase you in caves in Subnautica.

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My high school was both! It was "brown-chicken brown-cow" for the first three years, but then I was single most of the 4th year.

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This is my setting, too! The biggest reason is the objects/road debris, but also, yeah, state patrol in my state go between "don't care, just don't be a dick" and "1mph over? Straight to jail." Depending on what town you're near, so my GPS functions as a minimap and HUD.

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That would certainly show how much I value my dogs vs how little I value myself, no one needs to see that, haha

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Current mechanic here. Most shops would be able to adjust your headlights, but it is usually just turning small screws with a screwdriver and the car ~10ft from a wall to aim better. Some cars have different types of adjusters, but 'in general' you can get headlights pointing correctly downroad in like 5 mins with a screwdriver. Labor rates are all over the place, I can't answer that question cuz I'm not a service writer, and I genuinely don't know how repair order estimates get put together.

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Some of those who work forces,
Are the same who burn crosses.
- RAtM

1 year ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

\o

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Don't forget about the widespread famine and exposure deaths. Gonna be a lot of that stuff, too.

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Relevant username is relevant, lmao

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yo, birthday cake yogurt parfait with sprinkles sounds fire af.

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This timeline fucking sucks, I hate it.

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