CaptainSpont

66 pts ยท May 1, 2015


I watched the whole thing to see if, when, and how the player would fail. I'm disappointed yet satisfied. Much like Matta.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know how you feel! I try to explain to my boyfriend that I need his help because I'm in PAIN, but...well, you know. 3 second massages ftw.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Paul?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please, sir. Can you spare some pixels?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hey, man. I'm not the one who used Comic Sans : ^ )

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bro v

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can I come work with you? Our kitchen doesn't want anything to do with us. D:

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I read the whole thing. Fuck you @Lassann My eyes hurt but, I love this. +1

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I work in fine dining and everyone in the front of house makes more money per night than the kitchen staff. :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or Redcoats

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You bastard

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Surrounded by dragons, our hero decided that his last act would be to apprehend the elusive thief standing beside him. All for an apple."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck. Someone actually named my town.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. I'm gonna give up on Zarya until Blizzard comes out with a new champ and everyone forgets about Sombra.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welp, that sucks. I just picked up Zarya two days ago and had a page of 5 POTG with her. I don't think I even want to try her now. lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about if you're Boxbox?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm glad you understand, dear. Also, your mom is a lesbian. :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, your mom told me she didn't have a kid...so...yeah.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This, absolutely this. I was looking for someone else who fought back. Give your wife a hug for me. :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

normally at least one dude who will start teasing the creeper when this happens and it shuts the other guy up. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fight fire with more fire. Any comments made my way are met with mom jokes, fairly good burns, and focus fire in combat. There's 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I just took back all my upvotes to give this one to you. Get up there, bro.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck shit in Eevee's breakfast this morning?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about a crisp, rare $2 bill?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm too drunk for your shit. Take your upvote and call an uber home

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its better if you lean back a bit,

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched the Dvd version and found the 'secret' option with the original video. I was at a grownup party and insta-showed it to other kids.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My 7yr old. You have no idea how long it took me to convince her that the 'green stuff' on her pasta was oregano and not chili flakes.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0