IWannaBeAHippy
250121
9037
959
Can confirm.
I made this :) SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS!
When I tell men I enjoy gaming.
Then when I say I play wow...
Don't think I've ever gamed in my pants, it's cold where I live.
I wish I looked this majestic...
I actually enjoy this aspect of playing a female character.
IRL I'm shy and plain looking, so I love playing a really confident, attractive, ass kicking hero.
No, no it shouldn't. Can I get a res?
Fluff tax
Olli399
#11 Who the fuck wants the left side?
Velociraptorex
"Look at me! look at me! I'm a girl and I play video games!"
MandaloreIncognito
Sky's rim belongs to the Nords!
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
I understand this reference
ChefTrashCan
IrradiatedBec
Alternative:
But yours is amazing too
blanco6969
Cringe levels: Rising
LoopStricken
Metal Gear: Rising
Pansuchi
For the Horde!
Scrushkins
Look, another girl having to explain what being a gamer girl is like. Like it's something special.
LiterallyYourMom
You say this like the sexist bullshit among gamers stopped at some point.
44no44
Guys complain about attention whores/pandering? Defending integrity of a genderless medium. Girls do the same? Attention whores. The irony.
JeziBelle
Probably because even now we are STILL dealing with this crap.
ImNotAnOrange
Because no asumprions are ever made about guys who game
ImNotAnOrange
Or is this sarcastic sarcasm that's doing observable irony
toastmqa
Dude, girls r crazy, k? Don't even bother calling them out.
neutrik
KrustyPartiallyGelatinatedNonDairyGumBasedBeverage
Not my fault! Monkey bastard hands!
WhatsTheMatterBeavis
And I don't really care...
PatrickTrimble
Mildly attractive with low self esteem. Sounds like my kinda gal
borgmaster
Girl gamers were rare because of the stigma and now girl gamers are common but dont turn their voice on unless someone needs scolding.
OuroborosX
You don't play WoW with a controller.
ijustcantevenrightnow
husband introduced me to skyrim 4 years ago. our kids are ded.
Curiousone545
Ok, but. let's take a second. What gamer hasn't played in their underwear?
SugarSmack
True. But also what gamer has never NOT played in the underwear? That sounds stupid.
dannishadow
Only once, because the air conditioner broke and there was a heat wave...
ugotclowned
le epic gamur grrl pics xD xD xD
sslih
As a male I never ever wear cloths at home, never. Being naked is so nice
insanesugarcane
Cloths? Maybe you should sew all those random pieces of cloth together to make clothes! They're much more comfortable.
sslih
Maybe I will make a blanket out of my cloth!
Zachakx
It's almost as if humans enjoy video games regardless of parts. I think everyone enjoys for different reasons. Some for image some for fun
jaychay
So youre a girl who play games? So fucking what?
44no44
How ironic that girls are considered attention whores for pointing out how normal they are after being accused of being attention whores.
IOnlyPostDogs
IM SPECIAL LOOK AT MEEE GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASEE
TheAngryEngineer
+1 for anyone at all who says 'shut your whore mouth'
Huldra
I sais that alot in online gaming, if people are acting up :D
TheAngryEngineer
I dont chat online, no one can understand the accent.
Huldra
And what accent you got?
TheAngryEngineer
Irish. Only other irish folk seem able to understand it
velociraptorpanda
It's a pretty fun thing to say, I won't lie haha
Catsandbutts
1.As someone with lady bits: as much as I want to agree with you on this... I feel like this post is just as annoying as the fake girl gamer
LifeSmell
THANK YOU, my first thought reading this
ohgeeRick
Seriously this shit is lame
INameMyPetsAfterRedvsBlueCharacters
I play too and possess "female" parts, can't agree more. I wanted to upvote, but I hate the "FAKE gamer girls vs REAL gamer girls" bs
seratraxalyn
Beat me to it!
MadeForThisComment
As long as you're just calling yourself a "gamer" and not a "gamer girl" you're a gamer.
Catsandbutts
Boom.
hylikus
Nailed it ^
Catsandbutts
2. girl posts. Just play your game, eat, be competitive. No one cares what's in your pants.
Azairii
Oh my fucking god thank you. I just posted a comment about it.
Velociraptorex
This.
SugarSmack
Agreed. Also...how do you NEVER game in pants? Especially if its cold where you live? Are you always alone?
taedirk
British use of "pants", i.e. underwear.
YourCatAlienOverlord
Amen, sister. Girl here too, I obviously dislike fake gamer girls, but I also dislike the "LOOK, I'M DIFFERENT FROM OTHER GAMER GIRLS!" gals
Elroydb
Maybe you can help me identify the real gamer girls so I won't be confused by the fake ones
Rc58
I feel like this post is all about how they're the same as every other gamer, though?
57697a6f
I am different from the other gamer girls tho... I mean mostly cos of my penis but still.
Catsandbutts
Well aren't you a speshul snowflake ;)
loslugares
Exactly. There is no definition to what a "gamer" really is. Why are we setting standards as to who is a "real gamer"?
ObiWanShalomi
Some people want recognition, showing that they're dedicated gamers and not play casual. Or whatevs what do I know.
loslugares
So we have to disparage other individuals because we perceive them as "casual gamers"? because they aren't as "dedicated"?
ObiWanShalomi
I didn't mean to state facts about what a true gamer really is, just talking about their (narrow) train of thought (sry 4 english).
loslugares
Note that those words are in quotes because they still don't hold any true meaning in regards to how much is dedication/casual.
chimneyspooper
G.I.R.L Guy In Real Life. You won't fool us. We are the virgins of internet.
MadeForThisComment
That was the before time, when the normies didn't use the internet with their phones.
IOnlyPostDogs
Normies reeeeeeee
LoopStricken
REEEEEEEEEEEE
OnSnowWhiteWings
This gamer girl shit is annoying. Even the self conscious "omg, im such a slobby messy non traditional girl" gamer noise.
IOnlyPostDogs
Right. Like just play the fucking game w/o being a special snowflake. My friends aren't "guy gamers" just like I'm not a "girl gamer". 1/2
IOnlyPostDogs
You're not special if you play video games. You just like this form of entertainment. Like millions of other people. 2/2
elucidatefurther
post some dogs though
dannishadow
Ah, it's hard. I got teased growing up for being a girl who liked gaming, and even got shit as an adult. I get a bit defensive now.
IOnlyPostDogs
Don't listen to them man. It's fun as fuck, who else cares what you do in your spare time?
dannishadow
If everybody's doing it, why was I singled out? Maybe I'm a girl who games AND a tremendous loser. I dunnom
KjTheLightning
because many hide it, the internet is used to trewating girls like extremely rare specimen, so many just fake not being girl, giving the
UpsetMaxwell
-1 for the use of the use of 3 fake gamer girl vs true gamer girl memes. And true turd stamp of unapproval for having the screaming girl 1/2
UpsetMaxwell
In the 2nd panel cuz thats what "real" gamers do everytime they play.
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
I've been known to let loose a string of expletives when facing Ken the button masher in Street Fighter V for the 12th GODDAMN TIME
NeverWithoutMyMoleskinePocketNotebook
If anything, it's usually an exasperated "oh come on." then moving on
lowercaseM
Just FYI, the article about killing women gamers in online games never actually happened, though tumblr would probably agree with it.
Satsugaisuru
Well, I wouldn't been surprised by Patricia Hernandez to write such an article. It's a satire born from a truth: she's an asshole.
TheDogEnd
Or at least Imgur would agree that Tumblr would agree with it.
IMadeThisAccountForButts
Some women claimed that they were raped in GTA V by hackers and modders
MostIndeedlySo
That woman is now a story assistant at Bioware. It was the redhead with dark-brimmed glasses in a news story, right?
IMadeThisAccountForButts
https://www.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/comments/4o0elw/sam_maggs_the_woman_who_claimed_she_was_virtually/ Yup, apparently.
Lustyomega
I'll still teabag after a kill
lowercaseM
Well, yeah, obviously. I mean, you wouldn't want to be sexist by treating a female differently would you?
graffitimonkey
I think the truest evil of that article was the first sentence. It doesn't have to be the woman that's overpowered or even be involved.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
http://myfunnymemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/You-Think-Somebody-Would-Do-That-Go-On-The-Internet-and-Tell-Lies-Meme-Gif.gif
ayrazar
Some of tumblr. Remember a lot of tumblr posts that get up voted here include tumblr members calling the bigots assholes.
umikaloo
tumbler is a unique mix of social justice and porn
RaisinZetaJones
Tumblr also has a bizarre, sizable representation of white nationalists because why the fuck not. I once even saw a Nazi bonding with an SJW
RaisinZetaJones
over their mutual hatred of Israel. It was like watching ugly unicorns fuck.
SmokingDog
Amazing what brings people together. Still cringe-laughing at the visual. Thanks for that.
JohnnyTitelips
So would Imgur if the fickle hivemind happened to lean that way during that particular moment.
DorthLous
Yup! And it's not even like that author never wrote anything dumb or that topic never had dumb articles on it... 4chan wanted more fire...
TheNewestTubeGuy
DidyoujustI'msodonewiththiswebsitegetoutthisismyfavouritethingever
Kaithar
There's an thing in statistics... any large enough sample size will only show similarities in the thing you selected the sample by.
Etazin
OMG thank you! I was quite upset to think it was a real article. I didn't wanna live on this planet anymore. So thank you! :)
Rifneno
Don't worry. That particularly article may be fake, but there are plenty just as bad that are very real.
lowercaseM
Well the article is fake, but I've seen enough to know that there are people who would believe that stuff. They just don't get published.
FooQuuxman
"They just don't get published." [citation needed]
HiddenSanity
Not many 14 year olds get a job in journalism.
pinecone
There are people who think earth is flat.
IllCaesar
But do they get published in mainstream media outlets?
BarretXIII
Quite a few too. Just ask em. They'll tell you they got many believers all around the globe!
RyanBall1
If the earth isn't flat then explain waterfalls! Checkmate.
CyborgScribe
*airhorns*
mrtrentoncomedy
Can confirm that Patricia Hernandez is still the worst, though.
sippycup101
It does seem like the kind of article Patricia the Gorilla would write.
JohnnyTitelips
Who is she?
TheCaffeinatedPanda
A writer for Kotaku.
JohnnyTitelips
What dat?
ShesMyWomanNordStyle
A "news" website. Basically Jezebel wearing a Minecraft t-shirt.
6313326
Gaming site. I've seen a few of her articles, nothing bad though.
LiterallyYourMom
Honestly Tumblr is mostly Supernatural and Sherlock gifs.
DrunkGermanGuy
Is killing black gamers racist?
DoctorFizz11
3/5ths are in favor that it isn't so no
UncleGus
I'm a typical white dude gamer, but I always customise my character as a black dude whenever I can.
TheWayADrillWorks
I tend to customize my characters as some sort of inhuman entity when I can... Always prefer being the weird alien.
RyanBall1
They're only worth 3/5 of a kill so not really worth it.
RyanBall1
And yes I know I'm going to hell for this joke.
RandomMagus
Only if you specifically target them
RobertNAdams
Damn, Kingdom Hearts lowkey racist then
youcantproveit
They're on the other team...of course I specifically target them.
findlesticks
Damn I love Skyrim
Catsandbutts
Being remastered:) For newer consoles.
ISmellManFlesh
Easy in my top 5 favourite games of all time. 'The Last of Us' as well.
findlesticks
Never played it, is it open world etc?
dannishadow
Last of Us is fan-fucking-tastic! Not open world, but if you like great stories, great characters, and tough gameplay, then play it.
ISmellManFlesh
Not open world, but not entirely linear either (e.g. you can choose a stealth or attack path). It's damn good dude, you should play it.
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ISmellManFlesh
Talking about The Last of Us dude not Skyrim!
xeperos
Well many say the dungeons are repetitive if you give a fuck about something like that. I don't. I love skyrim
StankMcNasty
Oh everyone knows girls aren't real.
LilGirlInAMiddleEarthWorld
I don't even need an existential crisis to know that one!
ButtholeMarsBarDispenser
W...we're not?
EvenSpeedwagon
OH YEAH? THEN WHERE DO SANDWICHES COME FROM
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Moms
AllBoobsAreGreat
*grills
MOTHERFUCKINGTOASTERS
Grills are real, Girls are not.
AllBoobsAreGreat
I hope to one day meet a grillmaster
ItsJustRocketScience
On the internet, every girl is a guy and every child is an FBI agent.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
The hell is a girl?
Jibanizer
GIRL = Guy In Real Life >:)
NoNightDigging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8O4UWeAglU
HowlingDysphoria
GIRL = Guy In Real Life ?
SpudNuts
If it doesn't fart it can't be real...
DorbinCallas
It is known.
IBuiltAFreakingArk
What's a girl?
SirShitsAlot
An old myth, it is said that they make sandwiches for men, in exchange for the men's souls.
HoldingAccount
It's for BBQ and shit.
Godsoftheodds
Yeah great, I don't care about your tits, what's your fuckin K/D?
CoupDeGrayce
Does that mean there's no race or nationality on the internet as well? Because you can't say YOU MUST BE BOY then turn around and allow thse
suretoast
Such fucking nerd rage. Fuck that moronic quote.
renergy
I reference this quote so much
r0bber
TheresAGermanWordForThat
No, they're complex.
Wafflefriend101
Am a girl can confirm.
agumonkey
I met one brit on omegle, who dared me to watch her on cam. I stopped playing the lottery since.
TheBannedCommentard
westo48
As a math major I can confirm that girls are a myth
Vulcania7
As a math sophomore I disagree. In freshman year there are at least 50% girls and suddenly they vanish. Math is turning them into male nerds
im1nurbase
Math grad 2006 (I'm a geez). My class had a great split! 30/70 penises/vaginas. Taught me how to talk to girls...cause I had to.
CrystalCat2
As a math major, my existence proves your assumptions false.
CrystalCat2
My math classes are about 50/50. In a school that is %62 female, that's not too bad.
westo48
You must prove this mathematically. To disprove my statement you have to show one instance that it's not true. (Pics or didn't happen)
Junktrunkjunkie
They're real! my buddy saw one once, all he got were bunch of blurry photos. We're going to take an expedition to "The outside" to find more
DrMcNinjaIsMySpiritAnimal
Crow had some interesting research. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8O4UWeAglU
Blanklabel
The internet was created by Al Gore as a place we could all be genderless and make no trash. But look at what we have done with the place...
finninthejakesuit
Neirien
On Internet boys are boys, girls are boys and little girls are FBI agent.
Funbia
Not multiple FBI agents, but just one? That's some dedication...
JustAFellaThatLikesDogs
Nephus
And we're all just jerking off to each other.
MrSovietMudkips
Little girls are the BIG BOYS
SuckItBlue
On the internet, girls are guys, guys are little kids, and little kids are FBI agents.
therealtexas
hey you seem pretty cool. i'm a 14 year old girl and i play video games. wanna hang out sometime?
battery1979
Special Agent Fitzgerald, is that you?
therealtexas
Agent Opisafaggot shut the hell up you're blowing my cover!
zephyrbell
As a girl, I'm actually a boy.
DerelictTwitterCrash
As a fox, I'm actually a skrull.
Sodatwigg
As a boy, I'm actually an Apache Helicopter
pyroscoped
"Dropping hot sticky loads on nasty foreigners" -Apache heli man
battery1979
I identify as a B52 Stratofortress.
easyentropy
BRRRRT.
Ghostwish
Ah yes, the good ole days when men were men, women were men, and your team would STAY ON THE FUCKING POINT!!!!
Atarkus
PUSH THE CART!!!!
DarthFutuza
But look it's a McGee running away from the point, shouldn't we follow him?
llamallary
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING ROAD!!!
stimulated
Like anyone played the objective ever
MichaeIJCaboose
The payload!!!
prolificchicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYt7vByulVQ
Syrupdrizzler
GET OFF MY PAYLOAD!
Zaranthan
Wait, what? When the hell did they ever do that?
Baccano2015
Once upon a time, when I was in a Russian team, never understood a word they said but they had point covered like white on rice
Actualdeadpool
Hoorah!
Buckbeak1486
90s. But only because the Internet was too laggy for them to fuck it up.
CooCooCaChew
G.I.R.L --- Guy In Real Life ... that's a girl, right?
DarkerSavant
Omg. So gong true.
ISmellManFlesh
As a female gamer this is so damn true. I am a competitive asshole.
frolog
Scrub
jasmineelee
I'm probably hell worthy just based on the number of times I've called someone a motherfucking whore for killing me.
fully472
But that's not sexist unless you only call girls motherfucking whores, I always make sure to call the guys harlots of darkness as well.
Volucris0814
Love the name
Fromthedarkwater
This is true. I've never heard my girlfriend drop as many F bombs as she done when playing GTA.
NewToTheEnterwbs
I really don't mind playing with female gamers except that all the guys turn to idiots. Then makes team based gaming harder due to 1
SparklingCockWaffle
Ya think female gamers actually tend to be more fun. Except for the impact it has on all prepubescent kids in the server
NewToTheEnterwbs
girls not wanting to deal with derpy fools all krunked up on digital pheromones. Can't even play outside a party with my friends. Oh well =)
StephLovik
The only thing that bothers me is the way gamergirl culture otherizes any girls who are attractive and/or take pride in their appearance.
thegriffin88
The first time I cursed was while playing Pkmn Stadium 2. A resounding 'God dammnit!' and then told to go to my room.
TheMightyGrendal
Is is prize winning?
TheTruestRepairman
Bet you're not as competitive as me, scrub
Glidingboulder
Upvoted for your innocent ignorance, she can probably kick yo ass, ;) lol. GG.
TheTruestRepairman
I'm ready to accept that, but I'll still be the more competitive one
ISmellManFlesh
1v1 me noob.
TheTruestRepairman
Bring it, dust2 AWP noscope track pad first kill wins
DressInDragAndDoTheHula
The noscope trackpad though lol
owlest
I wanna date gamer grills, will you date me
TheUltimateNosalis
+1 point for name
Gizmodian
I get quite colorful with my language, even though I play offline or with actual friends. My fiancee thinks it's hilarious to just listen.
PunnyDad
Steam?
AntiMonsterPaladin
FIGHT ME
Feralkyn
DID YOU JUST FUCKING LINE OF SIGHT ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT? I CAN'T OUTHEAL STUPID
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
Love the username.
SchuKadaj
For some reason, I feel that as a woman once you're competitive... You're so much more into it than men (my experience)
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
I see you smell things too! This fills me with joy.
Mabregick
didn't know there were competitions for that
BacalaoPequeno
There were, until you came along and destroyed all competition :)
Mabregick
Mabregick, destroyer of assholes. Has a nice ring to it
ISmellManFlesh
Just had a vivid flashback to that pulsating asshole that somehow got to front page.
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
And after reading your comment I got the mental image of goatsee... fuck.
Mabregick
thank god i never saw that. now please don't link it
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Shineupordown
Ok,you are definitely girl gamer..so evil
Mabregick
i'm not clicking that
Preincarnage
IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS SHIT, SATAN
Godsoftheodds
I'm not sure if i'm more ashamed of the fact that I clicked this, or that it made me smile.
Shltles
Fuck. You.
ImIsStranger
Got eem!!
insanesugarcane
The fact that I got a wave of nostalgia watching that makes me feel old.
KakarotSan
Risky click of the day
hippityhoppitywomenareproperty
Gamers are the same. No matter the gender
RunsWithShortShorts
There are no women on the internet.
YrtWu
I wish it was like this, but it isnt. Thats why Im quiet until I play support. Everyone tries to protect a girl, so the sup. job is easy
OldRazzIeDazzIe
Gamer IS the gender
TachyonCode
Did you just assign a stereotype to a whole range of people? For shame, punkgarbage, for shame.
heckal2
Of course we are the same. Now where the fuck is my healer!? I got to many arrows in my ass!
Velociraptorex
Yeah they're both typically fat and unattractive with little ambition or drive to do things in real life.
youcantproveit
Aww, it looks like you were scorned by someone close to you once, who chose gaming over you. Be more interesting maybe? Less bitchy even?
Velociraptorex
You can't prove it!
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
Who hurt you?
Velociraptorex
*sniffle* I was raped by a female gamer! She killed me and now I'm scared to play video games! *sobs uncontrollably*
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
There there there. I can offer you Duke Nukem games, they can surely help you to get back on your feet.
DiatribeGuy
Hey! I drove to get groceries yesterday. Who says I don't drive
cocoakoumori
No sarcasm, if you're serious I hope you're doing ok irl...
Velociraptorex
Lol no it was in reference to the girl gamer rape argument. Thank you though!
cocoakoumori
Thank god! Its so hard to read sarcasm over text!
thesejarsareforfartsonly
Found the 10 year old. Does your mom know what you're doing? There's stuff on here you shouldn't see
Lamech777
Sounds like someone never got good
Velociraptorex
Yeah cuz I have these things called "a life" and "friends" and "real life hobbies"
Lamech777
Whats a life, friends, and real life hobbies?
Velociraptorex
This thing when you go outside and do stuff.
dannishadow
A life is when you find a heart piece. Hobbies is like crafting, generally swords and such. Friends are those NPCs that follow you.
TheVakarian
Because not matter your gender, race or ceed, we all banged your mom last night.
PatrikLilja
Humans are similar to other humans? Got it.
maxwellstorm
the only difference is the way society looks at girls who are gamer's and guys who are gamer's is completely different
BewareTheCrocigator
gamers
ArtArchive
How does society look at male gamers?
DeTobiasch
They think we male gamers are lazy pieces of shit with too much time on their hands. Doesn't stop me from playing everyday though.
TachyonCode
>Implying the rest of society spares us more than a cursory glance.
maxwellstorm
have you ever heard the term neck beard??
TachyonCode
It primarily applies to tabletop gamers, I thought. Or are we using the broader sense of "gamer"?
onlyhalfghost
it's only applied /worse/ to tabletop gamers, as someone who started with VG and moved deeper over time.
dannishadow
I've long considered myself a gamer. Then my eyes were opened to the whole world of tabletop gaming. After getting into Kings of War, I now
CatPandas
Neckbeards who live in the garage/basements of their parent's house. Society doesn't understand there are hot guys who game too.
JonSnowstark
FUCK YOU CYKA CYKA I FUCKED YOUR MOM, NICE RANK DUDE BUT MY MAIN IS GLOBOL. *silence* (starts slowly spinning)
rrlyrae
except for those gamergate losers. you know, the ones whining about "ethics in gaming journalism."
Goldenfoxengraving
Gamers, gamers never change
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
Patrolling The Mojave Almost Makes You Wish for A Nuclear Winter
LetumComplexo
Not to be confused with war, because if you insist war never changes I'll refer you to my military history textbook.
AWolfWithShades
Bethesda. Bethesda never changes.
MildlyEnraged
It matters what platform (at least to me)
wormfood
God I hope not
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
Did you just assume I have a gender?
confusedsquirrel
SandpaperCock
N/A still counts as a gender as far as I care, tits or gtfo now what is your K/D
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
4:1 one v one me plebe
SandpaperCock
4:1? that's ok I guess, proceed.
McDurpalurp
Yeah he better watch those micro aggressions before I check his privelege.
iambanned
This is beautiful
TheChainer
*GENDERED*
loveplusultra
YEAH, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
I may be small, but I'm high-qual. http://www.boeing.com/resources/boeingdotcom/features/2016/01/bds_apache_pilot_400x225.jpg
Winterlord117
We all rage and cuss at our consoles when we die for the nth time in a row and are surrounded by empty food wrappers and cans of Dr. Pepper.
amayawolf
When I play a game I've been waiting to come out I normally get surrounded with twizzlers and root beer.
fully472
Not Twizzlers unless they're the stuffed ones, otherwise it's gotta be Red Vines. Red muhfuckin Vines
amayawolf
I agree but for some reason I haven't been able to find red vines since I moved to Maine. Twizzlers have to do.
BewareTheCrocigator
Personally I'm more of a silent head in hands type
Artlau2014
Haha! Sucks to you, cuz Dr.Pepper doesn`t sell in my country! *sobs*
Winterlord117
-makes comforting noises-
SpiritoftheSands
Filthy console peasant
LongCommentChainAppreciator
> 2016 > console > hue
CatPandas
If your pc isn't surrounded by empty wrappers and soda cans, then can you clean mine?
TachyonCode
I will, but only because I'm a neat freak who's less of a gamer than a homebody with mostly nothing better to do.
CatPandas
I like you. Can you also teach me to code? Specifically Python? I have a test...
Elredplague
No
hippityhoppitywomenareproperty
Yes
Elredplague
No
hippityhoppitywomenareproperty
Yes
Elredplague
No
thirdlawofthermalapathy
Rather WOW than CoD & co. RPG Master Race!
IWannaBeAHippy
https://media.giphy.com/media/H6CW8SL6vgVb2/giphy.gif
nickg131
Are you in a guild that isn't creepy towards female gamers? My girlfriend rarely plays coz she has nobody to talk to really, and would love
nickg131
2. a guild where she wouldn't be bombarded by creepers and dick pics. We're alliance, Gnomeregan server, but you can x-server guild now
IWannaBeAHippy
I play in a guild called doom legion which has quite a few ladies, it's never ever been an issue, pm me your wow user name, i'll friend you
Freeflare
FFXIV is probably the best MMO around, with a shot at being one of the best games ever made. Consider the trial.
As4mi
FFXIV anyone?
ilikegirlsthatwearabercrombieandfitch
Played a lot until heavensward came out. Not sure why I stopped and I am scared to start an mmo again.
SpiceyPancakes
Me!
thirdlawofthermalapathy
Was nice, trials and dungeons are really nicely done. But these days I prefer an active combat system - of which TERA has the best.
thirdlawofthermalapathy
Also waiting for someone to make Dark Age of Camelot II. Please? - pretty please?
NerdsCollide
For the Horde?
Thedailywumbo
LOK'TAR OGAR VICTORY OR DEATH AND FOR THE HORDE!!!!!
TheifofZ
For the glory of the Sunwell! (And yes, for the Horde.)
SiriusStarr
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE LOK'TAR IS COOKIN'?!?!
Harloween
For the Horde!
Actualdeadpool
FOR THE HORDE!!!!
joer5835
For Quel'Thalas!
SuharuStormrage
For the Forsaken.
FiddlerofFate
I like you
WhatRaySay
FOR THE FUCKING ALLIANCE YOU SCUM!
Rifneno
Shush! Don't rile up the uglies. Do you want them committing ANOTHER genocide?
NoDreamsJustMemes
For the Alliance ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ http://imgur.com/fX8QWPz
NerdsCollide
/a/eb6Jz
NoDreamsJustMemes
I'll miss Vol'jin, but Sylvanas can get fucked (ง'̀-'́)ง
TheifofZ
RIP Trollboss. He was a good boss.
KjTheLightning
can i just prefer hybids(e.g. battlefield) and offline games? i don't like mmos, they feel... dispersive, the division barely was one i
KjTheLightning
still shyied away from it.
TheSacrificialButter
To be fair, you only pay for call of Duty once.
ImNotAnOrange
What about rpg shooters....which they haven't really nailed yet
KjTheLightning
...the division?
bhaail
Destiny is pretty good, mass effect is great, planetside is awesome if you get a big group but only for a few weeks
Elconquesodor
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/576/295/8ab.png
ImNotAnOrange
i dont really think of planetside as an rpg, maybe because its too outside the mold
StreetFighter
I mean borderlands is phenomenal. At least the first and second ones
ImNotAnOrange
i guess i was thinking mmo's at the time, not small party or off line
StreetFighter
Yeah I only know of planetside and that is pretty much pay to win and you need a large guild to play with
Thedailywumbo
Where can I find a said "girl that plays wow"
Harloween
I am currently not playing atm, but I play.
Thedailywumbo
Alliance or horde
Harloween
Horde
Thedailywumbo
Thedailywumbo
Correct
youcantproveit
I met my wife on wow. Not quite sure how it happened, but that whole be a good friend, help them quest, listen if they need it shit works.
insanesugarcane
Aka be a good person.
gunter
Apparently relationships are resumed to: As a guy to everything you can to make a girl feel good. The end.
youcantproveit
And so long as she does things to make you happy...that's kind of exactly what healthy relationships are. Dating wasnt always netflix n fuck
gunter
A relationship should be about reciprocity but all I hear is that guy will do everything and the girl will sometimes have sex with him.
vahlas
Used to game with my wife, the shit people would say to her when they found she was a woman was insane and sick, she plays only offline now.
boingboingboingboing
It's actually about ethics in games journalism
ThatRussian
I don't go on mic in Overwatch for that reason. I'm concerned about the comments. And I worry my gameplay will be excessively judged.
dogpile
I used to play WoW with work friends. People stumbled into our vent server and immediately would freak bc another woman and I played.
billymaditsdone
People are just going to attack the most obvious thing about you. If you're black, people will say the "n" word and be insanely racist..etc
bruhijustwantadifferentusername
What did you play? Different communities treat different people in different ways, you may have picked a bad community
Typohime
I use the Herbert Garrison school of behavioral correction.
TheAwfulNene
Elite Dangerous is the only game I've played where I don't get massive amounts of shit for being a woman
Anonaru
Yep, we generally have to conceal the fact my wife is indeed a lady when we play anything online, people are psychos :S
beartato
I played TF2 with my girlfriend a lot. It was generally teenagers and little kids who were talking shit. All the older ones didnt care.
Atarkus
this only happens when they play with 13yo dumbasses.
ladyatlas777
unfortunately most of the awful shit that has been said to me, are people that I'm pretty damn sure are over 13. Some people are just asses.
Atarkus
well, I hope you meet a better class of gamers. They are out there and I hope the assholes you meet, don't discourage you.
ladyatlas777
I have since but World of Tanks can be pretty brutal some days. Also NEVER SURRENDER! :-) Thank you for your kind words.
BeardedAssassin
What game did you play before?
CaptainSpont
I fight fire with more fire. Any comments made my way are met with mom jokes, fairly good burns, and focus fire in combat. There's 1/2
CaptainSpont
normally at least one dude who will start teasing the creeper when this happens and it shuts the other guy up. 2/2
IHaveBetterThingsToDoLikeProcrastinate
If any fellow ladies play PC games or would like to chat, I'm down!
ThoughtfulTortuga
Imgur is no better.
Anonaru
hogdogsflyingintowomansface.gif
thisistotallynotausername
Yeah it sucks. My female friends who play league keep their gender a secret usually cause if people were to find out they'd get massive shit
eveonroad
Yeah, this is why my mic stays muted.
AllRin
This. It took me so long to feel comfortable playingmultiplayer let alone putting on a mic again after so many sexist, rape & death threats.
Ryebread91
My wife's a gamer. Been playing with my heart for years.
AWolfWithShades
Oh... Fuck, man.
TheDivineUsersub
Someone's dick is about to get swallowed like a 12 year old Call of Duty player's microphone.
underyourbreath
Haha yeah, the first time my bf heard someone go full Trump on me he was appalled. 'My sweet summer child, have you never internet?'
AgathaBrine
As a female gamer, I'm terrified of telling people. I keep to myself or tell everyone I'm a dude.
TedTheMan
Hey dude it is ok, we know there are no women on the internet.
tenebrisangelus
Were you playing cod?
KingKrown
From what I've personally seen, guys are more polite to female gamers. Just personal experience.
justiina
I've been gaming since online games has been a thing. There are some horrible people around and there are nice people. You've been lucky!
Kaysmira
There's also two flavors of polite. There's "alright guys, easy on the dick jokes" and "omg, we'll protect you, here's free stuff, Princess"
KingKrown
This. Mostly "I'll help you out" types or people not caring. Sure that could irritate a girl, but I don't see "harassment" often.
KingKrown
and when I do,it's not because they are female,it's because said troll is genuinely an asshole.
Kaysmira
Alright, I have to add that I've had two separate guys who barely know me ask me to move in with them. I don't even say nice things to them
Kaysmira
My personal experience has included snide comments about my voice, constant begging for a picture of myself, and strangely aggressive>>
Kaysmira
attempts to help. (They will not leave me alone until I take the things and use them, or accept their advice.) Still, mostly positive times>
fully472
Seriously? That's the fun of it I'd think, I'd be all "I'm a bitch of the devil and u will die, ha haha!"
toomanyostriches
Having people call you a slut and a bitch and an attention whore doesn't usually define "fun" for a lot of us, lol
fully472
If u turn it around on the offender and make them "eat it" so to speak,w/great gameplay, they'll just get madder & madder in mom's basement
fully472
As long as u give offender the result of being bothered, as long as they get a reaction, they'll continue so don't give them satisfaction.
toomanyostriches
Even if you don't say anything, some people will still relentlessly harass you. I've never played with a mic and will still be called names.
6313326
Yep. Life can suck as is. I understand it's how some people blow off steam, but it's not for me. Offline it is.
fully472
Well, ok.I just think that as long as u let a thing bother you, rather than turning it around on the offender,the more isolated U get:u pick
NiteFury
Yep. I hate playing online because of people like that. It's really bad and makes it no fun
kleptologistlummi
eh, usually it's 'are you twelve or a girl' 'ya im twelve'
TheAlmightySatan
last time I played elder scrolls online, guys found out I was a chick and started asking if they could eat my ass out...I hate going online
itsybitsyspider
Depends on your group. I'm with a group who's really good and treats gamers the same, no matter the gender.
eveonroad
Yeah, this is why my mic stays muted.
ominousdusk
I've had my fair share of inappropriate comments but i have met way more great people so i dont let that stop me
MyUserNameSucksDick
Dont play with rando try get a hroup of friwnds and plah with them. Then you shouldnt have thaf problem
ProcrastinatorPython
Most of what gamers say to girls online is cringey nowadays
trujello2013
Most things gamers say are cringy. We lack the social skills
KjTheLightning
been there, done that, can confirm, except i'd do it irl too. better to be cringey than a sexual offender i guess...
KjTheLightning
also i mean online in general, not in online games, also that applies to any friend, just more often girls.
SuperiorPosterior
I don't play games with chicks. I play games with gamers, their gender's irrelevant. Long as you know how to play, IDGAF. Let's play already
IllegalDuckling
Loud minorities.
cybergeek
Sure. "Nowadays".
Avatar720
I probably flirt more with guys online than anyone else. Either they play along, or they're incredibly weirded out; it's fun either way!
TheWayADrillWorks
Or they don't notice? I feel like I'd be in that category
hylikus
What games does she play? I mainly play Destiny and have yet to meet a guy like that, but when I used to play Halo it was pretty bad.
StopstalkingmePawan
My first week I tried Destiny (last year) I was harassed for my gender. I quickly found a friendly small group and never had to worry again.
Huldra
As a female CS:GO player....You got to have thick skin, and try brushing it off. But it is not easy all days.
xXSnowfallXx
+1 to my kindred soul. May lord gaben give you low ping always.
Huldra
Thank you! :) I am blessed with quite okay ping and fast internet, so maybe Gaben heard our prayers!
Fr3nchT0ast
If you play better than me at CSGO, then you have my respect. So, I respect anyone who plays CSGO.
Huldra
Im pretty decent. I got my moments :) Haha!
BunnyGoesHopHop
This is why I don't tell anyone outside my guild in WoW I have lady parts.
ForrestIndustries
I used to watch a twitch streamer girl, so many cringy comments about physical assistance.
ForrestIndustries
*Appearance. Damn auto correct.
DeviousRaptor
Whenever my sister plays I remind her to turn off voice chat. Some people are annoying as fuck.
WallpaperProblems
On the Overwatch Beta some couple were talking over about some shit, really guys use your phone or text each other.
StillWatersAreFullOfMonsters
As a female gamer on the Xbox one, I never go to game chat, party chat with friends is the way to go. If yall have live I'm down to game.
DeadButNotTooDead
hell as a male gamer I never go game chat, I dont really like hearing how everyone has apparently had sex with my mom.... moge
buttling
Yeah it's all about having thick skin, I've gotten threatened multiple times irl so online it's kind of funny to see them try
DeguRatface
I remember the one time my friend accidentally called me 'she' in a Rocket League match. That went great.. :P
MainSane
My best friend is generally fine when she plays Overwatch, but almost always gets trolled on CS:GO, she gives it back pretty well though.
Fansassafrastastic
I've been pleasantly surprised by how normal all the dudes I've played Overwatch with have acted. No one's been patronizing or a jerk.
MainSane
The community seems to be pretty good, one of the few games I enjoy solo queueing on.
Roseria
I have only gotten one woah is that a chick and still after that they didn't say anything bad
LeadPaintChip
My wife gets that as well. However, she dishes it back out x10 until they STFU! We have been gaming for 14 years and it has been great!
Huldra
I fight back aswell. But some days the energy isnt there. Im too old for cringey teens also. But online gaming can be a pain some days...
CaptainSpont
This, absolutely this. I was looking for someone else who fought back. Give your wife a hug for me. :D
LeadPaintChip
Will do! :) Thanks!
ladyatlas777
Fuck yeah dude! I'm the same way! Except the 14 years part. I've only been with my husband 6 years. :-)
LeadPaintChip
6 Years is a great start! Have a kick ass weekend! :)
ladyatlas777
You too! :-)
suretoast
I have never seen dishing it back work. Ever.
LeadPaintChip
How long have you tried?
suretoast
over a decade or on a minute scale all game every game
blakeatwork
You just need a more extensive vocabulary
suretoast
The fuck I do you dumpster fire of a human.
blakeatwork
Ehh, 2/10
EternalSenshi
I'm in the same boat. Used to love going online but I've realized I can't handle the harassment very well so I just stay offline these days.
orangeparade
Im a girl and I own gaming servers and communities, if you play gmod or RL or want a community to hang out in, come hang out with us!!!!
EternalSenshi
Thank you for this! I may PM you =)
ohnoofcourseyourright
Not that it's right and it does take away from the play but you don't have to talk. Or just sat ur a ten yo. Shouldn't give up what u like
EternalSenshi
I totally get what you're saying and I usually mute people but sometimes when new people appear in a lobby I have forgotten to mute and
EternalSenshi
And the trash talking starts all over again. I am just tired of it. I went through a phase where I kept thinking, I deserve to be here too
EternalSenshi
But in the end, as it stands today and it's an unfortunate situation, I have just decided to stay out of it. Not worth the stress.
maynardftw
What, so she can be harassed for being a ten year old?
TouRyuu
It sounds like she needs better people to play with :'( most of the groups I've been in tend to have a good mix, and nobody really cares.
Igotbannedforspammingthatstupidparrot
most mmorpgs in guilds where they have a talking server are usually pretty good
koalatyassurance
I play Overwatch with a military vet mom and another girl. Nobody has ever said or done anything strange in our group of about 12 people 1/2
koalatyassurance
that we play with regularly. You just have to find a good group of people, preferably ones you know irl.
TheseArentTheDroidsImLookingFor
Shit! I used to be friends with a gamer chick that would tell guys to suck her dick!
nevans88
She was "special".
TheseArentTheDroidsImLookingFor
You have no idea. She was also a swinger.
KingKrown
Exactly,I see a most people not caring,but by all accounts may voice displeasure with someone's skill.
TouRyuu
We're all there to have fun playing the game, not to harass each other for dumb reasons.
NotHarroc
Some people have fun harassing others. Don't think that because its shitty there aren't people who enjoy it. You should know better.
fully472
I watch girl gamers crush dudes and listen as they curse and growl into their mics, it's funny af
fully472
Hell no! The worse they are the more fun it is to crush them like a tiny worm, listen to them cry, wahhh!
SugarSmack
fully472
You have JUST AS MUCH RIGHT to be on and enjoy every bit of the PSN or whatever as any other swinging dork who dares call u names: NEVER run
fully472
As long as u let these people know u r bugged by isolating yourself, that have won, DON'T LET THEM,get in their face and do your thing.
fully472
NEVER isolate yourself,never stop enjoying life due to some douchewhistle who's really just jealous of how awesome u r: "FEA": Fuck 'Em All
Lemonbuns
My raid lead would constantly harass me and send dick pics even though he knew my boyfriend was in the same guild. Such a hornball
KjTheLightning
it still surprises me how some people have the guts, or lack of braincells to do this shit, like, what's on their mind when they send them?
lalaarawr
When guys sent me those I'd reply likewise with dickpicks for him. Or return his dickpics photoshopped. Ppl r gross XD
omgthyklldknny
Nice! Lol
Irishda
Show him a better looking dick. A dick with a future
KjTheLightning
"this pillar* will grow into a fine boy"
Lemonbuns
XD I like that
Irishda
Got it from a tweet somewhere