CaptainCaptained

594 pts ยท April 29, 2014


A death ray that expensive isn't built for only one shot.

8 years ago | Likes 310 Dislikes 0

Your cat can only lay in one person at a time, @OP, this time was the cat saying he trusts your boyfriend

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its comic book logic, and does it even matter?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Possible to get the spurn to the aug, but even then, does kryptonian DNA transfer work with human DNA reception? Then again, 3/4

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Also, does spurn get stronger with the holder? If not, then they would require yellow sun exposure to become strong? Then it might be 2/?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Im no superman expert, but couldn't you use kryptonite, or red sun rays to temporarily weaken superman at the time of education,? 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

We are, in fact, both half- centaurs.

8 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 0

He uses angles, and two coats, as well as low visibility wires to hold the hat and glasses up.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still my favorite episode, to this day

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Comments like these are the reason Im on imgur. And it keeps my ice company in buisness!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was years ago, on a night just like this. The night of the worst crash I ever saw.

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Now its filled a piece of poop, one giant, fluffy, lovable, hateable piece of poop. Cats are jerks.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good news! Morrowind multiplayer is a thing, so go play it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you need to change beds with a homeless person... or do you already carry strength enchancing scrolls?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here you go

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wrapped in what? Nokias?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0