If you get this to the Front Page, I’ll send you a picture in nothing but my cowboy hat and boots, on my tractor, drinking a beer, with a pretty desert background.
If you get this to the Front Page, I’ll send you a picture in nothing but my cowboy hat and boots, on my tractor, drinking a beer, with a pretty desert background.
You should never put your ass in the glory hole....trust me on this.
He’s watching Homeward Bound and it’s the part with the turkey
Bahaha this is my favorite scene in the movie. I haven’t been able to find a gif of it, thank you!
Did you find a new fetish?
They care about the dumb shit
Who the fuck is X and why do I give a shit about his tattoos? He looks like one of those stupid mumble rappers
Whale, that was unexpected.
Thanks @OP. That cop showed no remorse at all. “I wasn’t texting, I was looking at my phone” what a joke
Source?
Unless it’s OP’s Mom, she’s got more practice than all of us.
Thank you. Anyone who calls them clips should not own a firearm
No, but the best part of me ran down the crack of my mommas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!
TMI =Three Mile Island if anybody was wondering
When I'm in the shower and my wife walks into the room