CaptLongDick

39018 pts · April 19, 2016


If you get this to the Front Page, I’ll send you a picture in nothing but my cowboy hat and boots, on my tractor, drinking a beer, with a pretty desert background.

Arizona’s signs aren’t always funny. Sometimes they’re critical in dispersing relevant information.

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Dream showers for your dream homes

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MRW I shoot thermography for a living and I try to make a post about it but user sub doesn’t care.

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When I found out IH8myPP is teamzombie this is who I thought of

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Saw this at work today. We're in the Arizona desert.

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MRW I get a repost to the FP

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Sometimes I feel like I don't belong

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When my wife is yelling for me to get off the toilet, but I’m too busy upvoting everything

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MRW my new group of interns fresh out of college start arguing about BLM, transgenders, and white supremacist

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I just found out my wife is teamhuman

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When I'm going undercover as a human to bring them down from the inside

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I googled zombie porn and found my new zombie gf

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It was an accidental the first couple of times

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Guys we can't lose now!

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We can now be born zombies...You can't stop us!

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How I got my username after I was infected

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When I finally get the balls to talk to my wife about having a threesome and she says she's always wanted to with my friend Bryan.

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