Canofminus

172414 pts · July 17, 2014


Pizza, German Shepherds, and boobies make me happy

They also think public land belongs to them.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bell peppers have more vitamin C than an orange, so the naturally choice is obviously a sizzling plate of fajitas.

1 week ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

I don't know, ask Jeeves.

1 week ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

As much as he gets under my skin, the Barry Gibbs talk show always cracked me up, but outside of that, he was a giggling ass clown.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Cry me a river. (I sang that in the same fake ass falsetto he uses).

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Great, now my panda meat is ice cold.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's good advice for people who want to have kids from someone who has walked the walk. You'll never be 100% ready, mentally, financially, emotionally, etc.

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'm a parent and I've never expressed such a dumb opinion as hers. I'm also a martial artist &I've never told a non-martial artist "You don't realize your hobby is basically a breeze compared to mine where I occasionally get punched in the face."

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

All that money that could have been used to improve their daily lives will now be used for down payments for a high milage muscle car with a 24.5% interest rate.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Maybe they are providing them at cost..." Which would be fine, but they are not, the non-profit purchases accounts for most of the wreath company's profits.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have two german shepherds, I have to set it a time for 1/2 way through the cycle to stop, clean out the full lint trap, and start the cycle back up, and then empty a full lint trap again.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

The Bart Simpson in me is already thinking that would be a great way to make "ice cream" sandwiches.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is she really crying over the lip filler job? It's making me tear up a bit too.

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I do burpees + pushups with a countdown from 10 pushups. So, drop do 10 pushups, up and jump, back down for 9 pushups, back up again, etc. only 10 burpees but gets you 55 pushups.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cuomo is scum.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It looks like are just giving out fun snaps. I'm on board, but I'd like a beer too.

5 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Do you still part your hair down the middle and wear a sleeveless vest over a white t-shirt?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See. Romance is not dead.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say the exact same thing for 2024.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an American, I really was 1/2 expecting a "non-lethal" device to be used.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You're not entitled to force a service worker into your weird political nothing.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

For a while I would really get into an artist or a band, really deep diving into their music catalogue and then branching out from there. Ween, Bowie, Beck were my big 3. That being said, Hail the Boognish!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I liked STP, but couldn't really get into them until Tiny Songs... Songs from the Vatican Gift Shop. I was in my Ween phase and that album spoke to me on so many levels.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had an old boss tell me in his 20’s that he did the same thing with a clipboard when he was a process server & ppl were evading getting served. He’d grab his clipboard, walk into their office building. Whenever someone approached him he’d start scribbling on it, while asking them who they were, what they did, & quiz them on safety equipment or whatever till they left him alone out of fear of getting into trouble.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are you talking about? People have been hauling things with VW bugs forever.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He always looks like he just walked into a glass door and is hoping nobody noticed.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I lived in Las Vegas, I had to break the bad news to a lot of Europeans that, unlike TV & movies, LA/Hollywood, the Grand Canyon, & Mexico were all 4+ hours from LV, not a an hour away. I’ve also had to tell fellow Americans that LV was in Nevada, not California or Arizona, while they were standing in Las Vegas.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This should be applicable to other instances of slavery. Like being a slave is better than wandering a desert for 40 years with a guy that doesn’t have a tongue leading the way.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it a Mazda Meowta?

6 months ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0