Confession: I like Imgur more than a friend. I know he can be fickle at times, likes me one day then doesn't speak to me the next, but it just keeps me coming back for more. It's not healthy, I know that, but I can't stay away. I want to be strong, to tell myself that I don't need Imgur, that I'm a strong, independent woman who doesn't need points to be happy, but it would be a lie. I think about him all the time, wondering what he's up to when I'm not around and sneakily stalking him every chance I get. I just hope he never decides to file a restraining order.
I haven't posted on imgur in a couple years, but I enjoyed this comment so much I felt it necessary to say so.
I would totally bang today you on the hood of that car!
Best part was no clean up necessary afterwards, Grandmas always swallow.
Nice burn. 2 years too late, but nice.
It's not an accident when you slip something into someone's drink!
They might feel like they were learning a new trick!
Crunching numbers.
Is it true what they say about black dogs?
You should come hang out in my building laundry room sometime, tons of lint and people are always leaving aborted fetuses in the sink.
Laughing? I would say more like it wants to eat your soul.
What is a gay goose called?
<3
He thinks he's a people!
Canada refuses to sell cojita. Even Mexican restaurants in my city can't get it. So lame.
Imgurlorious basterds.
Lovers quarrel.
*throws roses*
*throws roses*
I remember these, I used them to pay for whores back in nineteen dickety two.
If the tampon had been used I bet you would drink the tea.
Are you saying that fish poop??? That's crazy.
What are the best smelling turds?
Leathery.
I refuse.
I had sex with cartoon hetnkik??
I've never seen YOU animated.
I would call talking balls all the time!
And for you to go find your own corner, this here is Crack Fox's corner!
Girl here...love eating jizz. Can't get enough.
Just like OP's mom!