Candymostdandy

382640 pts ยท March 18, 2014


Confession: I like Imgur more than a friend. I know he can be fickle at times, likes me one day then doesn't speak to me the next, but it just keeps me coming back for more. It's not healthy, I know that, but I can't stay away. I want to be strong, to tell myself that I don't need Imgur, that I'm a strong, independent woman who doesn't need points to be happy, but it would be a lie. I think about him all the time, wondering what he's up to when I'm not around and sneakily stalking him every chance I get. I just hope he never decides to file a restraining order.

I haven't posted on imgur in a couple years, but I enjoyed this comment so much I felt it necessary to say so.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I would totally bang today you on the hood of that car!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best part was no clean up necessary afterwards, Grandmas always swallow.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Nice burn. 2 years too late, but nice.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not an accident when you slip something into someone's drink!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They might feel like they were learning a new trick!

9 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 1

Crunching numbers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is it true what they say about black dogs?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should come hang out in my building laundry room sometime, tons of lint and people are always leaving aborted fetuses in the sink.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Laughing? I would say more like it wants to eat your soul.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

What is a gay goose called?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

<3

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He thinks he's a people!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Canada refuses to sell cojita. Even Mexican restaurants in my city can't get it. So lame.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imgurlorious basterds.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lovers quarrel.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*throws roses*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*throws roses*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember these, I used them to pay for whores back in nineteen dickety two.

10 years ago | Likes 354 Dislikes 6

If the tampon had been used I bet you would drink the tea.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you saying that fish poop??? That's crazy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are the best smelling turds?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Leathery.

10 years ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 3

I refuse.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I had sex with cartoon hetnkik??

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've never seen YOU animated.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I would call talking balls all the time!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And for you to go find your own corner, this here is Crack Fox's corner!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Girl here...love eating jizz. Can't get enough.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just like OP's mom!

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 4