Canadianhere

7145 pts · December 1, 2016


Weirdest glitch I’ve had is cutting a guys head off and him standing up and walking around like it didn’t happen without a head

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Nova Scotian I am appalled by their hate filled racist actions

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

It’s happened to me only I had to change the sheets.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I have a choice in gender I normally go with male so I can try and make the guy look like me and feel like I don’t have it so bad.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Daycares around here haven’t hired many males after one got caught touching the students, it’s sad for the kids and the good daycare workers

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

AWH FUCK MISSED IT BY 6 HOURS

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I didn’t move to the city a few years ago, yes.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hometowns known for the lobster and I don’t like lobster at all. People look at me funny for it.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In Nova Scotia we just get an N on our license

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asked my girlfriend of the time if she wanted to turn on the sex when I meant to say turn on the lamp.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when I was 6 I fell onto one of the corners on my nans tv like this. Cracked my skull open and I still have the scar

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I normally end up with a “where to buy” section and 9/10 times Amazon is on there.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meth, tigers, (shockingly cheap btw) carol baskin, a con artist and a sex cult.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Theres a few and by few I mean like 3 stores in my province that have this system

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 plates of deviled eggs or just 3 deviled eggs?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Staples wants like 50 dollars for a computer chair but like 250 for a gaming chair. I'll stick to my 10 dollar walmart camping chair

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You ok there chief?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2/2 on all of his accounts.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Context, he cheated in solo matches under a smurf account because he knew he was going to get banned, just didn’t realize he’d be banned 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Sorry, I forgot them on the polar bear

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Air Canada flight, my brother was at the airport when it happened, some spooky shit

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They've owned death row records since August of last decade

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The wheelbarrow thing happened up the road from me, it was a nice wheelbarrow

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My grand father always does 20 under and cant figure out why we tell him hes an unsafe driver

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's spelled toonie or toonies, sorry for the confusion sir.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I worked retail, you wouldnt get arrested some poor guy would have to put new ones on

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A week ago I never heard of harbor freight and now every other meme has an insult towards it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice, I cant tie my shoes with two human hands

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1