Jan 4, 2020 1:34 PM
MayMyEnemiesLiveLong
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spickate
I’m actually excited to play Death Row Monopoly
NursePaulFlowers
Please make a Snoop Dogg toy
humanauction
This happened in August?! I'm having a Mandela effect moment
3jacksburgerbar
So I Honestly love those songs and “will bang dat fire in my whip fa show!” -36 Y.O whit guy (wise investment!)
AdventureRoomba
Are we gonna talk about the author being named Jelisa?
RedVinez42
They also own Wizards of the Coast. This could get interesting.
Doomscarab
Can they put Dre's Chronic on Spotify now?
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
The term Hasborg was coined when they absorbed Magic the Gathering and D&D. I miss Avalon Hill.
Jinxies
https://imgur.com/zjkxdYr
Canadianhere
They've owned death row records since August of last decade
Metals4J
New for Christmas 2020! Mutha fuckin’ O.G.I. Joes, the original gangsta heroes.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
I... what?
AtsaMattaForMe
Muttons1337
This deal was made before the new year. Guess it was just settled though.
Davredz
We are only 4 days in and this is the second post that’s got me questioning. Like why would they want info on death row inmates.
No /s or ;)? Just in case you’re not kidding, Death Row is a record label. A lot of famous rap artists had albums through Death Row Records.
I know who death row records are. But didn’t think of them same as 343 industries have hired a pug. Makes you go huh
neil137
Haiddon
guess that means we can officially use them as backing music for d&d and magic the gathering
The new Transformers Movie Soundtrack is gonna be off the chain.
oh, right transformers. have they fired michael bay yet?
Trollydarollypolly
Death row actions figures. I'll take some.
keener33
My dumb ass thought the toy company owned legitimate records of people that were on death row
BenSnow97
nah, that's nestle
Spawnofsanta1313
Makes sense, MLP is metal as fuck.
aPokal
Sh4dowWalker96
Already has at least one canon Archdemon, and a God of Chaos.
SolaceHaestas
One? Why not FOUR?
Who are the other three? I can think of a potential second, but that's it. Haven't seen past S5, so that might be why.
It's...a warhammer reference..
Oh. As you may be able to tell, that was not obvious in the least. I thought you were talking about archdemons.
VileCoyote
I guess we're all bronys in the end.
Rabidbacon
My Little Homies
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Lol This was my favorite comment.
digme
Getting jumped in is magic
dmil103
This happened last year some time.
dannythemad
thankyou.gif
Nonsense79
Ain’t nuthin’ but a Rated G thing, bae-bae
Zigor22
Mlp references fear and loathing in Las Vegas and The Big Lebowski movies, which are R rated. Nothing new here
shado3me
Under-rated comment.
TheLastPerfectDay
Neigh neigh neigh yippie yo yippie yay, Hasbro in the mother lovin' house
seemill
Two loked out furbies going crayzay.
pookieeatworld
Hasbro is the company that pays me.
VelvetWarhol
Thandruin
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Blackman!
Shmeadicus
Could be worse. The headline made me think they owned records of everyone on death row.
OmegaJP7
Same thoughts
tesseract4d2
Okay, definitely glad I'm not the only one.
Grillparzer
Could be Disney.
NOINOON
You only did that because "why not, it's 2020" made perfect sense.
Cglikespie
So does the hasbro executive who bought the death row records.
lncorrectGrammerNazi
I hoped I wasn't the only one to interpret it that way.
BMANN
Well you'll be pleased to know that I too thought they bought the names of several serial killers for some reason
allegroconspirito
Don't worry, there are at least three of us.
Marukina
v
RedShoesJeff
Do I hear four!?
OhhHaiMark
I thought that’s what it was and was expecting a toy line of famous killers ?
drunkenvulcan
Check out this year's new toy sensation, My Little Inmate!
PsychicSpider
It's just Pony versions of famous Death Row inmates. First one off the line: Charles Mane-son.
HieroGliffin
Time for Lil Hitler to make his debut.
They're all just repurposed Garbage Pail Kids.
ItsSirUnimpressive
Martinh35
The itchy trigga fingga niggaz!
NZSheeps
@ElbowDeepInAHorse - Which MLP is going to start rapping?
CaptainMcFloaty
Pinkie Pie apparently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZxZfMaqm40
Magpiebones
Probably Vinyl Scratch - she's already canon.
NigerianNitemare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4NubXXg5Rk
jherazob
I'm endlessly amused that the top comment on the video is by CGP Grey
She's not rap, though. She's dubstep.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Can't find Tupac's body if it's trapped in a magical horse night mare.
TheBurritoConfederacy
BardockTheRebel
XenomorphZZ
calm down magnus
mytruepersonality
This might be an odd question but i've always wanted to know. Do you prefer sticking your elbow deep into a female horse or male horse?
Grudgebearingmidget
shes an equal opportunity fister, just like me
Onlymadetocomment
2
Night “mare” lol
ThisGuyPostingThings
To explain: Hasbro bought the company Entertainment One (eOne), which owned Death Row's library, along with Dualtone Records...1/?
Dualtone's home to folk and indie rock acts like the Lumineers. eOne also owns Last Gang Records (another big indie label) and... 2/?
eOne also has a film division and television, which includes links to Criminal Minds, Walking Dead, The Rookie, and more. 3/4
All of those things are why Hasbro bought eOne, not just so they could own Death Row Records. I hope this explains it well enough.
Xenarion
Thank you for the explanation.
TehSpirit
Ye and i'm fairly sure this purchase happened like last year, so Vice is either really slow on the uptake or the purchase was finalized now.
Hasbro announced the acquisition closed December 30th, so Vice is a little slow, but not bad timing for this article.
spickate
I’m actually excited to play Death Row Monopoly
NursePaulFlowers
Please make a Snoop Dogg toy
humanauction
This happened in August?! I'm having a Mandela effect moment
3jacksburgerbar
So I Honestly love those songs and “will bang dat fire in my whip fa show!” -36 Y.O whit guy (wise investment!)
AdventureRoomba
Are we gonna talk about the author being named Jelisa?
RedVinez42
They also own Wizards of the Coast. This could get interesting.
Doomscarab
Can they put Dre's Chronic on Spotify now?
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
The term Hasborg was coined when they absorbed Magic the Gathering and D&D. I miss Avalon Hill.
Jinxies
https://imgur.com/zjkxdYr
Canadianhere
They've owned death row records since August of last decade
Metals4J
New for Christmas 2020! Mutha fuckin’ O.G.I. Joes, the original gangsta heroes.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
I... what?
AtsaMattaForMe
Muttons1337
This deal was made before the new year. Guess it was just settled though.
Davredz
We are only 4 days in and this is the second post that’s got me questioning. Like why would they want info on death row inmates.
Metals4J
No /s or ;)? Just in case you’re not kidding, Death Row is a record label. A lot of famous rap artists had albums through Death Row Records.
Davredz
I know who death row records are. But didn’t think of them same as 343 industries have hired a pug. Makes you go huh
neil137
Haiddon
guess that means we can officially use them as backing music for d&d and magic the gathering
MayMyEnemiesLiveLong
The new Transformers Movie Soundtrack is gonna be off the chain.
Haiddon
oh, right transformers. have they fired michael bay yet?
Trollydarollypolly
Death row actions figures. I'll take some.
keener33
My dumb ass thought the toy company owned legitimate records of people that were on death row
BenSnow97
nah, that's nestle
Spawnofsanta1313
Makes sense, MLP is metal as fuck.
aPokal
Sh4dowWalker96
Already has at least one canon Archdemon, and a God of Chaos.
SolaceHaestas
One? Why not FOUR?
Sh4dowWalker96
Who are the other three? I can think of a potential second, but that's it. Haven't seen past S5, so that might be why.
SolaceHaestas
It's...a warhammer reference..
Sh4dowWalker96
Oh. As you may be able to tell, that was not obvious in the least. I thought you were talking about archdemons.
VileCoyote
I guess we're all bronys in the end.
Rabidbacon
My Little Homies
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Lol This was my favorite comment.
digme
Getting jumped in is magic
dmil103
This happened last year some time.
dannythemad
thankyou.gif
Nonsense79
Ain’t nuthin’ but a Rated G thing, bae-bae
Zigor22
Mlp references fear and loathing in Las Vegas and The Big Lebowski movies, which are R rated. Nothing new here
shado3me
Under-rated comment.
TheLastPerfectDay
Neigh neigh neigh yippie yo yippie yay, Hasbro in the mother lovin' house
seemill
Two loked out furbies going crayzay.
pookieeatworld
Hasbro is the company that pays me.
VelvetWarhol
Thandruin
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Blackman!
Shmeadicus
Could be worse. The headline made me think they owned records of everyone on death row.
OmegaJP7
Same thoughts
tesseract4d2
Okay, definitely glad I'm not the only one.
Grillparzer
Could be Disney.
NOINOON
You only did that because "why not, it's 2020" made perfect sense.
Cglikespie
So does the hasbro executive who bought the death row records.
lncorrectGrammerNazi
I hoped I wasn't the only one to interpret it that way.
BMANN
Well you'll be pleased to know that I too thought they bought the names of several serial killers for some reason
allegroconspirito
Don't worry, there are at least three of us.
Marukina
RedShoesJeff
Do I hear four!?
OhhHaiMark
I thought that’s what it was and was expecting a toy line of famous killers ?
drunkenvulcan
Check out this year's new toy sensation, My Little Inmate!
PsychicSpider
It's just Pony versions of famous Death Row inmates. First one off the line: Charles Mane-son.
HieroGliffin
Time for Lil Hitler to make his debut.
drunkenvulcan
They're all just repurposed Garbage Pail Kids.
ItsSirUnimpressive
Martinh35
The itchy trigga fingga niggaz!
NZSheeps
@ElbowDeepInAHorse - Which MLP is going to start rapping?
CaptainMcFloaty
Pinkie Pie apparently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZxZfMaqm40
Magpiebones
Probably Vinyl Scratch - she's already canon.
NigerianNitemare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4NubXXg5Rk
jherazob
I'm endlessly amused that the top comment on the video is by CGP Grey
Sh4dowWalker96
She's not rap, though. She's dubstep.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
TheBurritoConfederacy
BardockTheRebel
XenomorphZZ
SolaceHaestas
calm down magnus
mytruepersonality
This might be an odd question but i've always wanted to know. Do you prefer sticking your elbow deep into a female horse or male horse?
Grudgebearingmidget
shes an equal opportunity fister, just like me
Onlymadetocomment
neil137
2
Metals4J
Night “mare” lol
ThisGuyPostingThings
To explain: Hasbro bought the company Entertainment One (eOne), which owned Death Row's library, along with Dualtone Records...1/?
ThisGuyPostingThings
Dualtone's home to folk and indie rock acts like the Lumineers. eOne also owns Last Gang Records (another big indie label) and... 2/?
ThisGuyPostingThings
eOne also has a film division and television, which includes links to Criminal Minds, Walking Dead, The Rookie, and more. 3/4
ThisGuyPostingThings
All of those things are why Hasbro bought eOne, not just so they could own Death Row Records. I hope this explains it well enough.
Xenarion
Thank you for the explanation.
TehSpirit
Ye and i'm fairly sure this purchase happened like last year, so Vice is either really slow on the uptake or the purchase was finalized now.
ThisGuyPostingThings
Hasbro announced the acquisition closed December 30th, so Vice is a little slow, but not bad timing for this article.