Goodnight, Michael Scheid. Thank you for my childhood reading obsession.
I think I download the wrong "The Batman (2022)"...
My hobby is Making Bacon
Alligator Loki by Alyssa Wong
A "How-to" on Bacon Making
Cake Day and Bacon
15 Minutes into Disney+ and Chill, and you're like
Watching 'Chappelle Show' on Australian Netflix because you don't have access to Comedy Central
Welp, I guess it's official
World Crocodile Day
The Southern Cassowary is the third-tallest and second-heaviest living bird in the world.
My niece pointed out that the banana was a boy
"Roight, I've had enoough ah this shiet... Back home ya go!"
Please pray for my mate’s dog.
I'm late with this, but I bought this Mad Titan and I'm turning it into the death of half of Earth's population with a snap of my fingers. I'll post updates if anyone is interested.
Happy cake day to me....
So, Imgur, How is your weekend going? (Warning: Gruesome image below)
Surely you can't be serious?!
When your chicken is just right
"I need sealing..."
Definitely feels like a first world problem, yeah...
At least someone does...
I don't think you get the gravity of the situation
Weightloss Wednesday?
Australia doesn't always get screwed, I guess
It started out with a gif, how did it end up like thith
SECRET S̶A̶T̶A̶N̶ SANTA ARRIVED TODAY~!
MRW my username finally tells people who I am and what music I appreciate
MRW my friend says he might have an idea on how to get to the frontpage
MRW as an Australian, I hear my American friends complain about it being warm
I'm babysitting my niece alone tonight, and captured her cuteness
My Old Boss on Domestic Violence
I'm not even surprised
Despite what most people say
Majestic Sea Flapflapjack
My sister laid this one on me tonight
MFW I don't think that pill was ecstasy
England's complaining about a "heat wave"
MRW I'm making a sammich, I hear someone come up the driveway and I'm supposed to be "bedridden"
MRW I get woken up at 7am on my only day off because my housemate wants to visit his GF but doesn't want to walk
Screw the outside world
My life as a School Crossing Supervisor (Lollipop Man 4 Lyfe)
Dating a Team Magma Grunt 2
Dating a Team Magma Grunt 3
Best Friends
Just wanted to tell someone before I bash my brains into a brick wall
My cousin had a new profile pic. Honestly, I couldn't help myself.
This might be the best news I've heard all year
Dammit, Phil! Get your shit together!
An Authentic Australian Post
I am not ashamed, but I am
Dating a Team Magma Grunt
Welp... I'm screwed