My life as a School Crossing Supervisor (Lollipop Man 4 Lyfe)

I am the youngest School Crossing Supervisor in my area, at 23 years old.

People assume that I have no power, but rarely do they get away with out my catching their license plate number. The signs are legally binding, and carry the same fines as running any other.

There was no one behind her, and children needed to cross. They try to claim that they're in a hurry.

There is a quarry further up the road I work on, and no one realises how much force it takes to stop a fully loaded truck.

Here's a hint: Your car would be destroyed before they knew what happened.

It was my first week on the job, and these teens wouldn't listen to me. The girl was struck bad. I had to physically stop people from crossing, before rushing over and performing first aid. The boyfriend could barely react to the sight.

She fractured a few ribs and needed some time off school, but when they returned, they both crossed at the crossing.

I was literally in the middle of the road, ready to cross a mother with a pram, when this assclown hit the accelerator, running me over.

Yes, he did have more than enough time and road to stop.

High School kids are STUPID AS FUCK! They don't listen to the road around them, and when you have to stop them in an emergency, they get defensive.

Before I was a School Crossing Supervisor, I worked Traffic Control on road contruction sites. It's why I know so much about trucks, emergency services, and first aid.

Technically I'm allowed to wave cars through cos of the tickets (licenses), but my boss doesn't like it.

My boss didn't fire me for this, because they were trying to steal the council's property.