Californiajackson

41036 pts ยท March 31, 2018


He's right there--you can see him. How much more proof do you need?

7 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Unless you happen to be its owner at that moment.

1 day ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Shut up about what I'm thinking!

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh noes, what will Pam Bondi use as an excuse now?

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

๐Ÿ‘

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good thing he was wearing his safety flipflops.

1 day ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Somebody did.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swooping along the highway, as fast as the tow truck will go.

1 day ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Purrfect.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Waytago!

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Your immune system is playing Don Quixote right now, tilting at windmills in the form of pollen that isn't a real enemy.

2 days ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Awwwww.

2 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Gorgeous.

2 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Looks like you already have it.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like we didn't know this would happen.

3 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Vincent van Dogh.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Mamma looks like, "What the hell just happened?"

3 days ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Bestie's gonna be irate she missed it.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And she's doing the good mommy thing and licking it clean!

3 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I put that shit on everything. It goes in my coffee, on my oatmeal, a little drizzle on my banana-blueberry-walnut-yogurt... I haven't bought actual sugar in years.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Least entertaining answer so far, but okay.

4 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

JFC the audacity of the US govt is unbelievable. Absolutely no perception of what might go on in other people's heads.

4 days ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 2

Wow. What happened?

4 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Are you okay?

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I demand to know why he isn't tanned.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, yeah. Anyway...

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Aw c'mon, you just hang onto the pole /s.

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I understand making shiny look shiny, but making different kinds of shiny for metal vs glass...!

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Things like this remind to once again be astounded that George Harrison lost that plagiarism lawsuit over My Sweet Lord.

6 days ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Why, so they are. So cool.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0