CakeBakeMaker

76 pts ยท March 18, 2016


I used to want a pet tarantula. Not any more~

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Am tall. My knees are bruised from kneeling down to get things from the bottom shelf/cabinets.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What even is AAA anymore. PlUnkBat is consistently at the top of Steam's Top Sellers list.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a hoax. Some hacker wanted to show off he cracked the Switch but doing it in any normal fashion would have Nintendo patch it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

I wonder if crowdsourcing the money to buy a couple of politicians is a thing. Why should *we* get the short end of the corruption stick?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The high score on that machine was 305 before One Punch Woman took her shot. So about 400 must be pretty good!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Playing turns into grinding once I both run out of new content and hit my skill ceiling. After that it's just mindless repetition.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There's no gratification in grinding for 80 hours to get something someone else bought for six bucks. At least I don't think so.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But time IS money! Like the saying goes.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sadly, no. For every 100 of us that don't buy the game, there's one guy with a borderline gambling addiction who is spending $2000.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The original instruction booklet for Super Mario Bros. called them "A mushroom who betrayed the Mushroom Kingdom."

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

People still use digg? It's like the reddit of the 90s...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Data caps on Netflix, but you can watch Cable TV Backed Streaming service for no additional charge!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Resident Evil 4?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The sole reason anyone does squats. To fireman carry your lover to the bedroom.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can do it buddy! I believe in you.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That one imgur lady lost an eye due to glitter; it surely is the purest of evil.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not our fault our mains only runs 120v. It takes ages to boil water unless you have a gas stove.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The smallest penis I've ever seen was -0.5 inches. Yes negative. Mircopenis on a fat male.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Porn is actually not. They just hire shorter dudes so it looks bigger. Well the ones that can't afford showers do.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I mean looking at pretty rocks will probably change your mood. So they are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sex robots won't be popular until they start making 'em look like robots instead of human meat puppets.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You sure it wasn't just a big ol. clitoris?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What, get on national tv? got it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah that's the MiB price. An opened and used one is more like 25$

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 11

All skintones are now trademarked by Pantone.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

tfw you are into taller women but are 6'-7"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I kind of feel like that cat wasn't ever stuck at all. He just was too proud to walk backwards.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Humor is a coping mechanism for many. If you don't believe me there are numerous scholarly articles on the subject.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rape jokes are funny because it's ridiculous that such a thing still happens. Same with dead baby jokes.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2